Hannah Cohen
@hcohen.bsky.social
She/her. hot sad jewish lady.
writer sometimes, mostly tired.
poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere.
my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
writer sometimes, mostly tired.
poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere.
my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
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Hannah Cohen
@hcohen.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Gotten an influx of new Bluesky followers on here since the dead bird site is tanking so here’s an introduction post:
Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.
Hi! I’m Hannah! I have 2 poetry chapbooks and write a lot about sad dad jew stuff, internet culture, and the failures of institutional poetry/presses. Also I love cats.
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the universe saw it fit to give me two chances in my life to make a “what if god was one of us / just a toilet seat waiting for the bus” joke. And I’ll take it every time
September 17, 2026 at 8:55 PM
the universe saw it fit to give me two chances in my life to make a “what if god was one of us / just a toilet seat waiting for the bus” joke. And I’ll take it every time
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Breaking News: Annie Dillard, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of the modern classic “Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,” has died at 81.
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81
Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil.
nyti.ms
September 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Breaking News: Annie Dillard, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of the modern classic “Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,” has died at 81.
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Everyone shut up!!!! It's @hcohen.bsky.social 's bday!!!!!!!
September 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Everyone shut up!!!! It's @hcohen.bsky.social 's bday!!!!!!!
looks like that 'I am not complicit ' shirt isn’t answering all those questions huh Eddy
Ed Sheeran has released a statement on Macklemore being removed from his tour for speaking up for Palestine:
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
September 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
looks like that 'I am not complicit ' shirt isn’t answering all those questions huh Eddy
it’s my birthday today 🤗🌸🧁
September 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
it’s my birthday today 🤗🌸🧁
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"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
September 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
really just saw a “here’s what 9/11 taught me about B2B sales” LinkedIn post in the wild, unironic and free. we gotta shut this down
September 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
really just saw a “here’s what 9/11 taught me about B2B sales” LinkedIn post in the wild, unironic and free. we gotta shut this down
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"why do millennials act like they lived through a depression and a world war" because they did. both of those things happened but it would be bad for the economy to admit it
September 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"why do millennials act like they lived through a depression and a world war" because they did. both of those things happened but it would be bad for the economy to admit it
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can’t wait to spend 8855 hours fishing in Lake Hylia
September 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
can’t wait to spend 8855 hours fishing in Lake Hylia
Watched Coyote vs Acme today and it really does carry the torch from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Very funny, emotional actually, and a little Too Real
September 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Watched Coyote vs Acme today and it really does carry the torch from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Very funny, emotional actually, and a little Too Real
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Introducing James to one of the MST3K greats, Pumaman. top 5 of all time. joke delivery is impeccable and so quotable
September 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Introducing James to one of the MST3K greats, Pumaman. top 5 of all time. joke delivery is impeccable and so quotable
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They haven’t pulled anyone interesting out of a bog recently. I’m starting to worry that we’ve passed Peak Bogman
September 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
They haven’t pulled anyone interesting out of a bog recently. I’m starting to worry that we’ve passed Peak Bogman
I am almost 35 years old and have seen a lot of scary movies in my life, but nothing unsettles me more to this day than the Lonely Goatherd puppet scene from The Sound of Music. Yes, the nazis are evil but the puppets are somehow Worse
September 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I am almost 35 years old and have seen a lot of scary movies in my life, but nothing unsettles me more to this day than the Lonely Goatherd puppet scene from The Sound of Music. Yes, the nazis are evil but the puppets are somehow Worse
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It's a friday once again! ❤️
September 4, 2026 at 11:37 AM
It's a friday once again! ❤️
If I could get some positive feelers and/or good vibes this week, that would be great 💓
September 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
If I could get some positive feelers and/or good vibes this week, that would be great 💓
“Even in space y’all don’t consider us” episode 3 of Lanterns did not come to play around ‼️‼️‼️
August 31, 2026 at 11:01 PM
“Even in space y’all don’t consider us” episode 3 of Lanterns did not come to play around ‼️‼️‼️
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Thesis: AI is a trope machine. Out of the chaos of information it is fed, it identifies stereotypes that can be repeated ad nauseam, automating even the variation of the trope as it iterates over time. The more power we hand over to it, the more the reality it influences will become like genre.
August 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Thesis: AI is a trope machine. Out of the chaos of information it is fed, it identifies stereotypes that can be repeated ad nauseam, automating even the variation of the trope as it iterates over time. The more power we hand over to it, the more the reality it influences will become like genre.
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what a time to be alive (derogatory)
August 29, 2026 at 4:58 AM
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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In driver's ed, they never tell you how goddamn scary it is to sneeze while driving.
August 29, 2026 at 1:29 PM
In driver's ed, they never tell you how goddamn scary it is to sneeze while driving.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
November 11, 2024 at 7:59 PM
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Sundress Publications is open for full-length poetry manuscripts until August 31! Submit here: https://www.sundresspublications.com/submit
August 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Sundress Publications is open for full-length poetry manuscripts until August 31! Submit here: https://www.sundresspublications.com/submit
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The amount of working artists I've spoken to who are losing or have lost the ability to make a viable career out of it due largely to people's use of genAI instead of hiring artists is genuinely so upsetting. We won't know what we've lost until it's gone.
August 27, 2026 at 7:33 AM
The amount of working artists I've spoken to who are losing or have lost the ability to make a viable career out of it due largely to people's use of genAI instead of hiring artists is genuinely so upsetting. We won't know what we've lost until it's gone.