darren
banner
heavywaters.bsky.social
darren
@heavywaters.bsky.social
hi
Pinned
📚🤓 2026 BOOK REVIEW THREAD 🤓📚
I have a habit of latching on to pre-existing characters when I envision a character in a novel. so like, while reading Middlemarch, the main character is named Dorothea, so I think of Fire Emblem Dorothea. But then she marries an old man and I envision him as Willam Defoe.
September 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
hour 36 of a migraine but that won't stop me (from sitting around and reading all day)
August 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
i forgot to upload my last like 15+ reviews onto goodreads and i feel sorry for my Twelve Followers (some might even say, my Twelve Disciples), who will be subjected to the inevitable spam
August 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
got a device to prop my kindle up so I can just lean back and read lmaooo
August 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
when ur reading a japanese book translated by a british publishing company and suddenly everybody is saying "arse" and using british colloquialisms
August 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
*ten pages into the book voice* when you think about it, Queer by William S. Burroughs is just a queer version of The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway.
August 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I'm doing okay but I need this bumpy ride that is life to slow down at some point. just a month ago I could've lost ramzi, still less than a year ago I lost my dad, and now one of my cats
August 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
(tw: animal death)

had to make a very difficult but necessary decision today, and we had our cat Autumn put to rest. love you so much my baby girl 😔
August 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
fucked up and i have nearly 10 reviews to catch up on and write
August 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
yesterday I bought a ten pound tube of ground beef because it was 3.99/pound and only available in ten pound tube form
August 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
these automatic doordash delivery Things keep getting tested in my city
July 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
ramzi: you okay? whenever you take multiple photos of yourself I can tell you're spiraling

me: oh I'm just practicing my bear smile
July 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
this book written in 1914 showing how gay break ups have been the same forever 😭😭
July 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
ramzi was discharged from the hospital yesterday btw!!!
June 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have to Sleep now I've been awake for over 24 hrs
June 23, 2026 at 3:29 PM
so Ramzi was admitted into the ICU for monitoring, and he'll be there anywhere from 1-7 days while he recovers
June 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
ramzi had to be taken to the ER in an ambulance but I don't have much info otherwise rn, likely high blood sugar amongst other things
June 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
some Cheese updates:

-I made my own sour cream and used it as an ingredient in banana bread
-I flopped making something called Bread Cheese (also called Juustoa), pictured below. you put it in coffee? but overcooked it bad
-I made something called Schiz Cheese and topped it w/ polenta
May 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
got back into fic writing and wrote like 5k words this week :3
May 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I also made kewpie-style mayonnaise today but it might have too much dashi in it 🤔 and maybe not enough salt and sugar? dunno.
April 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
made lasagna (for the first time ever?) and it might be a bit heavy on the meat sauce but I used fresh, homemade ricotta and mozzarella for it 😋
April 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
turned my homemade cream cheese into a cheesecake :3
April 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
my cats are a mix of concerned and curious as I try to make cream cheese for the first time
April 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
third attempt at mozzarella and oh my god it's amazing. I'm brining it in a garlic/salt/whey/water mixture and it's so good. look at how clean and shiny it looks!!
April 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
today I tried making mozzarella and fucked it up my first attempt
April 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM