🫘Heffalumpy🫘
@heffalumpy.bsky.social
Former at-home caregiver for Navy vet older bro.
💔 RIP Walt. 💔
Keepin' my eye on things now.
Recently eXited & better for it.
Member of The #Leguminati since the kitchen table days!
'Fact without theory is trivia. Theory without fact is bullshit.'
💔 RIP Walt. 💔
Keepin' my eye on things now.
Recently eXited & better for it.
Member of The #Leguminati since the kitchen table days!
'Fact without theory is trivia. Theory without fact is bullshit.'
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It’s like dog years but for feet
October 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It’s like dog years but for feet
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“What’s worse - one joke 15 years ago? Or killing millions of brown people for no reason? F*cking idiots.”
Stavros appropriately clowns everyone who is trying to make @hasandpiker’s old comments into the biggest issue of the current election
Stavros appropriately clowns everyone who is trying to make @hasandpiker’s old comments into the biggest issue of the current election
October 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
“What’s worse - one joke 15 years ago? Or killing millions of brown people for no reason? F*cking idiots.”
Stavros appropriately clowns everyone who is trying to make @hasandpiker’s old comments into the biggest issue of the current election
Stavros appropriately clowns everyone who is trying to make @hasandpiker’s old comments into the biggest issue of the current election
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October 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Morning Foal…
Baby’s first time outside…
Baby’s first time outside…
October 1, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Morning Foal…
Baby’s first time outside…
Baby’s first time outside…
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American artist David Popa creates breathtaking masterpieces on floating ice in the Baltic Sea, using nothing but charcoal, soil, and water as his “paint.” His artwork slowly disappears as the ice melts: #AGoodPlace
October 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
American artist David Popa creates breathtaking masterpieces on floating ice in the Baltic Sea, using nothing but charcoal, soil, and water as his “paint.” His artwork slowly disappears as the ice melts: #AGoodPlace
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🔥 @shawnryan762.bsky.social: "Israel is the one thing since 9/11 I've seen EVERYBODY rally around- we're tired of paying for your universal health care, education, missiles, fighting/dying for your wars... We're just a cow pasture full of cattle to send 🇮🇱 tax money + fight their wars."
September 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
🔥 @shawnryan762.bsky.social: "Israel is the one thing since 9/11 I've seen EVERYBODY rally around- we're tired of paying for your universal health care, education, missiles, fighting/dying for your wars... We're just a cow pasture full of cattle to send 🇮🇱 tax money + fight their wars."
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“If you’re evil you’re actually kind of good. Because you’re at least getting something done.”🤔
Y’all aren’t alarmed enough about what MAGA tech billionaire (Trump donor, J.D. Vance’s pimp, Epstein’s buddy) Peter Thiel is doing to our country.
Y’all aren’t alarmed enough about what MAGA tech billionaire (Trump donor, J.D. Vance’s pimp, Epstein’s buddy) Peter Thiel is doing to our country.
September 26, 2026 at 3:01 PM
“If you’re evil you’re actually kind of good. Because you’re at least getting something done.”🤔
Y’all aren’t alarmed enough about what MAGA tech billionaire (Trump donor, J.D. Vance’s pimp, Epstein’s buddy) Peter Thiel is doing to our country.
Y’all aren’t alarmed enough about what MAGA tech billionaire (Trump donor, J.D. Vance’s pimp, Epstein’s buddy) Peter Thiel is doing to our country.
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Trump/GOP’s corruption, reckless war of choice in Iran, tariffs, tax cuts to billionaires, embrace of AI & data centers cost Americans from the rural heartland to the cities! It’s pushed the cost of basic necessities, groceries, & healthcare through the roof! Vote the price jacking Trump/GOP out!!!
September 25, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Trump/GOP’s corruption, reckless war of choice in Iran, tariffs, tax cuts to billionaires, embrace of AI & data centers cost Americans from the rural heartland to the cities! It’s pushed the cost of basic necessities, groceries, & healthcare through the roof! Vote the price jacking Trump/GOP out!!!
Just in time for the first nor'easter of the season!
Dig the new Barbour x Norbit collection. Great to see Japanese designers lean into Barbour's heritage and make something funkier without straying from function and tradition. IMO, this collection will be up there with Daiki Suzuki and Tokihito Yoshida's collabs with Barbour in the past.
September 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Just in time for the first nor'easter of the season!
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Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
September 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Someone tell him that tens of thousands of active duty service members are on food stamps.
September 23, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Someone tell him that tens of thousands of active duty service members are on food stamps.
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ICE brutally detain woman's gardener-right in front of her house.
4 goons drag and violently pull man out of truck head-first.
Kneel on his back after pinned down to pavement.
"I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" he cries out.
Incident occurred in Everett, Washington.
4 goons drag and violently pull man out of truck head-first.
Kneel on his back after pinned down to pavement.
"I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" he cries out.
Incident occurred in Everett, Washington.
September 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM
ICE brutally detain woman's gardener-right in front of her house.
4 goons drag and violently pull man out of truck head-first.
Kneel on his back after pinned down to pavement.
"I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" he cries out.
Incident occurred in Everett, Washington.
4 goons drag and violently pull man out of truck head-first.
Kneel on his back after pinned down to pavement.
"I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" he cries out.
Incident occurred in Everett, Washington.
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In an Uber. Driver having loud phone conversation with someone in Spanish. A little annoying, but it happens. He hangs up. Says, “Mi hermano. La Migra.” And starts weeping.
September 23, 2026 at 2:19 PM
In an Uber. Driver having loud phone conversation with someone in Spanish. A little annoying, but it happens. He hangs up. Says, “Mi hermano. La Migra.” And starts weeping.
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Two ICE agents traveled 330 miles over one email.
The man who wrote it wasn't even home. He was in Europe with his 7-year-old.
So they found out which flight he was taking home.
The man who wrote it wasn't even home. He was in Europe with his 7-year-old.
So they found out which flight he was taking home.
He Told Off Trump’s ICE Chief. ICE Showed Up. So Did A Judge.
Also: Trump’s watchdog quit on 55,000 car buyers. Then Letitia James showed up. Plus the wind farm the regime tried to stop twice, and why a county’s Flock cameras are wearing trash bags.
www.dworkinsubstack.com
September 23, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Two ICE agents traveled 330 miles over one email.
The man who wrote it wasn't even home. He was in Europe with his 7-year-old.
So they found out which flight he was taking home.
The man who wrote it wasn't even home. He was in Europe with his 7-year-old.
So they found out which flight he was taking home.
This. A thousand times, this.
It's infuriating how much Ai shills don't seem to grasp the concept of "creating", they are so fixated in placing "result" and "creation" in the same category when is not.
If you create you are evolving, if you are just throwing results, you are stagnating, dependent on true artists to copy.
If you create you are evolving, if you are just throwing results, you are stagnating, dependent on true artists to copy.
September 23, 2026 at 2:14 PM
This. A thousand times, this.
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DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
September 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
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Roo the calf, and Kanga the kitty.
The sweetest little friendship.
IG: @andersonfarmsemily
www.instagram.com/andersonfarm...
The sweetest little friendship.
IG: @andersonfarmsemily
www.instagram.com/andersonfarm...
September 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Roo the calf, and Kanga the kitty.
The sweetest little friendship.
IG: @andersonfarmsemily
www.instagram.com/andersonfarm...
The sweetest little friendship.
IG: @andersonfarmsemily
www.instagram.com/andersonfarm...
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Our national symbols matter, and they belong to all of us—not just one man.
A big thank you to everyone who turned out to protect the Kennedy Center this weekend. Keep going.
A big thank you to everyone who turned out to protect the Kennedy Center this weekend. Keep going.
September 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Our national symbols matter, and they belong to all of us—not just one man.
A big thank you to everyone who turned out to protect the Kennedy Center this weekend. Keep going.
A big thank you to everyone who turned out to protect the Kennedy Center this weekend. Keep going.
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"Holy shit that's a nasty surprise. There are things you expect to cost $500, like a Nintendo Switch, or tix to see Ed Sheeran 2 weeks ago 👀... being able to breathe is not one of them."
John Oliver on our broken health care system ☠️ people unnecessarily. #MedicareForAllNOW
John Oliver on our broken health care system ☠️ people unnecessarily. #MedicareForAllNOW
September 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
"Holy shit that's a nasty surprise. There are things you expect to cost $500, like a Nintendo Switch, or tix to see Ed Sheeran 2 weeks ago 👀... being able to breathe is not one of them."
John Oliver on our broken health care system ☠️ people unnecessarily. #MedicareForAllNOW
John Oliver on our broken health care system ☠️ people unnecessarily. #MedicareForAllNOW
I, too, need to know who did this!
September 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I, too, need to know who did this!