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❄️erix. adult. they/he/none.
❄️proship/fic/kink.🕊️⚰️🔞
❄️i dont even know man.
pillowfort.social/hellbread is my main hole
❄️proship/fic/kink.🕊️⚰️🔞
❄️i dont even know man.
pillowfort.social/hellbread is my main hole
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ok. it is time to finally show my ugly mug here. hello to anyone who remembers me
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September 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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You know what they say
September 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
You know what they say
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100%.
For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.
For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
September 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
100%.
For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.
For those unfamiliar, Van Halen had a line in their rider that essentially said “no brown M&Ms.” It was a way to see if the promoter had actually read the contract. They had a shitload of gear to tour with, so if they’re skipping one thing, it’s guaranteed they’re skipping something essential.
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September 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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ok. it is time to finally show my ugly mug here. hello to anyone who remembers me
August 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
ok. it is time to finally show my ugly mug here. hello to anyone who remembers me
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am i allowed to talk about how weird it is that the main way liberals philantropize trans people is by donating money to liberal nonprofits for call centers that beg us not to kill ourselves, instead of directly funding our material needs which, when deprived, lead to suicidality?
is that allowed?
is that allowed?
Sorry i meant to say we need more celebrities to donate $100 million to suicide hotlines so we can call someone who will beg us not to kill ourselves when the state takes away our medication and housing, and then send the cops to our home if we say the wrong series of words. My bad.
July 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
am i allowed to talk about how weird it is that the main way liberals philantropize trans people is by donating money to liberal nonprofits for call centers that beg us not to kill ourselves, instead of directly funding our material needs which, when deprived, lead to suicidality?
is that allowed?
is that allowed?
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Whenever I delete a boilerplate ai collab request promising payment from venture capital funds, I just think of this scene
August 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Whenever I delete a boilerplate ai collab request promising payment from venture capital funds, I just think of this scene
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i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
April 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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May 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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So regularly destroyed is trans stuff that it's an obscure fact that 2 words beginning with trans (transfeminate and transection) were in English dictionaries to describe someone who 'changed sex' from the mid 1600s until well into the 20th century.
August 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
So regularly destroyed is trans stuff that it's an obscure fact that 2 words beginning with trans (transfeminate and transection) were in English dictionaries to describe someone who 'changed sex' from the mid 1600s until well into the 20th century.
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October 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse
May 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse
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This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
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There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
October 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
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Here’s a multi use invite link to join Pillowfort. If I missed any misconceptions, let me know! I’ll do my best to answer questions
The users want more people & the site could always use more support. So don’t be shy to ask for help, they’re very welcoming
www.pillowfort.social/users/sign_u...
The users want more people & the site could always use more support. So don’t be shy to ask for help, they’re very welcoming
www.pillowfort.social/users/sign_u...
Since I see misinformation spread about Pillowfort often, and I think it’s a great site to join if you don’t want all your social media eggs in one basket, here’s a thread debunking common misconceptions I’ve seen over the years. 🧵
October 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Here’s a multi use invite link to join Pillowfort. If I missed any misconceptions, let me know! I’ll do my best to answer questions
The users want more people & the site could always use more support. So don’t be shy to ask for help, they’re very welcoming
www.pillowfort.social/users/sign_u...
The users want more people & the site could always use more support. So don’t be shy to ask for help, they’re very welcoming
www.pillowfort.social/users/sign_u...
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Since I see misinformation spread about Pillowfort often, and I think it’s a great site to join if you don’t want all your social media eggs in one basket, here’s a thread debunking common misconceptions I’ve seen over the years. 🧵
October 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Since I see misinformation spread about Pillowfort often, and I think it’s a great site to join if you don’t want all your social media eggs in one basket, here’s a thread debunking common misconceptions I’ve seen over the years. 🧵
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Fang!He is my favorite wolf character in Animal Crossing, but he has never come to my village.
#AnimalCrossing
#AnimalCrossing
August 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fang!He is my favorite wolf character in Animal Crossing, but he has never come to my village.
#AnimalCrossing
#AnimalCrossing
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