the human sadiepede
@helldoe.bsky.social
many will enter, few will win
hanging out with me is like, hold on, i need to get a picture of this corner
May 26, 2026 at 4:04 AM
hanging out with me is like, hold on, i need to get a picture of this corner
day off type beat
May 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
day off type beat
the morning visitor has arrived
May 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
the morning visitor has arrived
just watched a lady at this bushwick restaurant shazam an empire of the sun song. guess she isn't heavily versed in millennial lore
May 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
just watched a lady at this bushwick restaurant shazam an empire of the sun song. guess she isn't heavily versed in millennial lore
standing in front of the fridge eating cold chinese food after yoga class can honestly be so healing
May 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
standing in front of the fridge eating cold chinese food after yoga class can honestly be so healing
staying up late watching a dumbass gory movie. exercising free will
May 24, 2026 at 4:45 AM
staying up late watching a dumbass gory movie. exercising free will
telling myself that dating a married WASP couple could be a character building canon event
May 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
telling myself that dating a married WASP couple could be a character building canon event
you would cry too if it happened to you
May 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
you would cry too if it happened to you
dreamt last night that i called together a group of psychics to lift the curse on me, which in a way was a lot better than the dream from the night before that i was back with the guy i am not with anymore
May 23, 2026 at 11:13 AM
dreamt last night that i called together a group of psychics to lift the curse on me, which in a way was a lot better than the dream from the night before that i was back with the guy i am not with anymore
she was a *~ferry~*
May 23, 2026 at 11:03 AM
she was a *~ferry~*
took the ferry to red hook yesterday. now i won't feel like a slacker for hiding in my house watching movies the rest of the weekend
May 23, 2026 at 11:01 AM
took the ferry to red hook yesterday. now i won't feel like a slacker for hiding in my house watching movies the rest of the weekend
standing in the street to get the right shot. it's good, actually
May 22, 2026 at 3:00 AM
standing in the street to get the right shot. it's good, actually
anything you love deeply can also become your prison. and in an ideal situation that's where i come in
May 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
anything you love deeply can also become your prison. and in an ideal situation that's where i come in
stacking all this good fortune like zoltar
May 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
stacking all this good fortune like zoltar
coney island queen
May 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
coney island queen
there's one born every minute!
May 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
there's one born every minute!
how i'm trying to be this summer
May 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
how i'm trying to be this summer
went to one neighborhood in brooklyn because i was certain i needed to be over there for dinner and then it turned out i was both wrong and way far away from where I actually needed to be
May 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
went to one neighborhood in brooklyn because i was certain i needed to be over there for dinner and then it turned out i was both wrong and way far away from where I actually needed to be
i can't believe the last time i was on here it was almost locktober and it's technically almost locktober again
May 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i can't believe the last time i was on here it was almost locktober and it's technically almost locktober again
i can't believe it's almost locktober
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
i can't believe it's almost locktober
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guy doing the opening for Return to Innocence:
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
guy doing the opening for Return to Innocence:
how it feels when you realize the journey is the destination
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
how it feels when you realize the journey is the destination
thanksgiving weekend in NYC is an awesome time to be on tinder if you weren't actually hoping to meet up with anyone until next week
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
thanksgiving weekend in NYC is an awesome time to be on tinder if you weren't actually hoping to meet up with anyone until next week
i'm grateful for all of you guys. and for dick cages, of course
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i'm grateful for all of you guys. and for dick cages, of course