Lane Moore
@hellolanemoore.bsky.social
🎤Comedian: Tinder Live + Heartthrob Slasher
🩸NYC - 11/20 at Twisted Spine🩸
📚Author: How To Be Alone, You Will Find Your People
💿Musician, FINAL GIRL out now
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🩸NYC - 11/20 at Twisted Spine🩸
📚Author: How To Be Alone, You Will Find Your People
💿Musician, FINAL GIRL out now
💌Subscribe: LaneMoore.Substack.com
📺🎧Podcast: Patreon.com/LaneMoore
💻 linktr.ee/hellolanemoore
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Lane Moore
@hellolanemoore.bsky.social
· Nov 27
if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
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Seems bad. 😃
Thousands of Ed Sheeran Tickets Remain Unsold for Singer’s Tour, With Prices Down to $65 Online www.rollingstone.com/product-reco...
Thousands of Ed Sheeran Tickets Remain Unsold for Singer’s Tour, With Prices Down to $65 Online www.rollingstone.com/product-reco...
Thousands of Ed Sheeran Tickets Remain Unsold for Singer's Tour, With Prices Down to $65 Online
Ticketmaster still has seats to all remaining Loop Tour dates, while some resellers are listing Sheeran tickets for below face value. See the latest prices and offers here.
www.rollingstone.com
September 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Seems bad. 😃
Thousands of Ed Sheeran Tickets Remain Unsold for Singer’s Tour, With Prices Down to $65 Online www.rollingstone.com/product-reco...
Thousands of Ed Sheeran Tickets Remain Unsold for Singer’s Tour, With Prices Down to $65 Online www.rollingstone.com/product-reco...
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NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
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i hate how many times my kissing someone has boiled down to me being polite
September 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
i hate how many times my kissing someone has boiled down to me being polite
when someone likes family guy and that is the only info you use to describe them
September 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
when someone likes family guy and that is the only info you use to describe them
i hate how many times my kissing someone has boiled down to me being polite
September 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
i hate how many times my kissing someone has boiled down to me being polite
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Something tells me this guy DOES need to go to therapy maybe more than most???
September 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Something tells me this guy DOES need to go to therapy maybe more than most???
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Here is Zen Fall Lights in her ~first hoodie of the season~ to bless your timeline.🍁🍁🍁
September 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Here is Zen Fall Lights in her ~first hoodie of the season~ to bless your timeline.🍁🍁🍁
I love knowing that me and *checks notes* Fastball have shared a green room on tour.
In a move that coincidentally might be appreciated BY @hellolanemoore.bsky.social, the first time I am seeing a show at Park West in Chicago OTHER than Lane Moore is finally getting to see the band Fastball.
September 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I love knowing that me and *checks notes* Fastball have shared a green room on tour.
Something tells me this guy DOES need to go to therapy maybe more than most???
September 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Something tells me this guy DOES need to go to therapy maybe more than most???
So let me get this straight, celebrities want to be Zionists, but they don't want to be called Zionists like it's a bad thing. Cool!!!
September 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
So let me get this straight, celebrities want to be Zionists, but they don't want to be called Zionists like it's a bad thing. Cool!!!
I'm tempted to do that, but I know it'll only lead to Top Tier Connecticut White Lady Fury when that doesn't happen.
only one thing to do: call her back and tell her the city is going to come and cut down her trees next wednesday
September 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I'm tempted to do that, but I know it'll only lead to Top Tier Connecticut White Lady Fury when that doesn't happen.
Here is Zen Fall Lights in her ~first hoodie of the season~ to bless your timeline.🍁🍁🍁
September 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Here is Zen Fall Lights in her ~first hoodie of the season~ to bless your timeline.🍁🍁🍁
I just got a wrong number 2 MINUTE LONG voicemail of a lady in Connecticut trying to complain to her neighbors about their pine trees "affecting her property" and wow this is exactly what I always imagined Connecticut is like.
September 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I just got a wrong number 2 MINUTE LONG voicemail of a lady in Connecticut trying to complain to her neighbors about their pine trees "affecting her property" and wow this is exactly what I always imagined Connecticut is like.
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‘Have I Got News For You’ is back!! CNN Tonight 9p/e. Tomorrow on CNN App & HBO Max
September 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
‘Have I Got News For You’ is back!! CNN Tonight 9p/e. Tomorrow on CNN App & HBO Max
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when it's lil too sunny for your feets so you gotta plop in the shade.🌞🌞🌞
September 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
when it's lil too sunny for your feets so you gotta plop in the shade.🌞🌞🌞
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when ur headphones on but ur not listening to music ur just ignoring people
September 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
when ur headphones on but ur not listening to music ur just ignoring people
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UM so i just got take-out and ordered 1 cookie and the cute guy working there said "i'm gonna give you TWO cookies, how do you feel about that?" and i said "omg i got my period today so i feel VERY good about that" and he said "mhm. i got you, girl." SO I GUESS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW
September 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
UM so i just got take-out and ordered 1 cookie and the cute guy working there said "i'm gonna give you TWO cookies, how do you feel about that?" and i said "omg i got my period today so i feel VERY good about that" and he said "mhm. i got you, girl." SO I GUESS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW
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the new Meta commercial sounds like an infomercial for the devil.
September 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
the new Meta commercial sounds like an infomercial for the devil.
the new Meta commercial sounds like an infomercial for the devil.
September 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
the new Meta commercial sounds like an infomercial for the devil.
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Push back, say NO to AI surveillance!
AI surveillance could destroy our right to privacy—but it’s not too late. Call Congress NOW, especially Rep. Jim Himes.
youtube.com/shorts/H5x1M...
youtube.com/shorts/H5x1M...
AI Surveillance means your privacy is under attack! What you can do to fight back.
YouTube video by Eliza Orlins
youtube.com
September 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Push back, say NO to AI surveillance!
UM so i just got take-out and ordered 1 cookie and the cute guy working there said "i'm gonna give you TWO cookies, how do you feel about that?" and i said "omg i got my period today so i feel VERY good about that" and he said "mhm. i got you, girl." SO I GUESS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW
September 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
UM so i just got take-out and ordered 1 cookie and the cute guy working there said "i'm gonna give you TWO cookies, how do you feel about that?" and i said "omg i got my period today so i feel VERY good about that" and he said "mhm. i got you, girl." SO I GUESS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW
when it's lil too sunny for your feets so you gotta plop in the shade.🌞🌞🌞
September 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
when it's lil too sunny for your feets so you gotta plop in the shade.🌞🌞🌞
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Being afraid of people when you wanna make new friends is such a hard thing, that also makes sense and is also such a hard thing and also makes sense!!!
September 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Being afraid of people when you wanna make new friends is such a hard thing, that also makes sense and is also such a hard thing and also makes sense!!!
Being afraid of people when you wanna make new friends is such a hard thing, that also makes sense and is also such a hard thing and also makes sense!!!
September 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Being afraid of people when you wanna make new friends is such a hard thing, that also makes sense and is also such a hard thing and also makes sense!!!
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Is everything in my home perfectly organized? No!
Is my laundry done and put away? No!
But am I living a life of joy, with a peaceful mind, and a heart that fully trusts the future will be better? Also no!
Is my laundry done and put away? No!
But am I living a life of joy, with a peaceful mind, and a heart that fully trusts the future will be better? Also no!
September 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Is everything in my home perfectly organized? No!
Is my laundry done and put away? No!
But am I living a life of joy, with a peaceful mind, and a heart that fully trusts the future will be better? Also no!
Is my laundry done and put away? No!
But am I living a life of joy, with a peaceful mind, and a heart that fully trusts the future will be better? Also no!