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Christopher Nuzzo
@hellonuzzo.bsky.social
• QA Supervisor for @VALORANT
• MFA | English & Creative Writing
• 80s Time Traveler
• Horror Lover
• Opinions are mine alone.
• cnuzzo.carrd.co
"𝚃𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜."
Pinned
“No gods. No kings. Only man.”
Reposted by Christopher Nuzzo
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September 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
youtu.be/x8jAY2CoOBg?...

We have been COOKING lately.
If The Sun Burns Out Tonight ft. Grabbitz, Oli Sykes, Courtney LaPlante // VALORANT Champions 2026
YouTube video by VALORANT
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September 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I know I'm a little late, I just wanted to take some time to reflect. I used to watch a lot of Charlie Kirk videos, I disagreed with him vehemently, and he annoyed me with his bad faith debate tactics. I said it right after his death and I say now, we silenced a man who was simply...
September 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Hiragana has been learned, now onto the Katakana, the Japanese alphabet is really fun to learn because you can use almost entirely visual mnemonics for it. 学習記録
September 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
This One’s BIG // Dev Updates - VALORANT
YouTube video by VALORANT
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September 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Reposted by Christopher Nuzzo
New Warden Rifle: Riot Games has announced the new assault rifle Warden, set to arrive in VALORANT with Patch 13.06, along with the Glitched mode where players can build their own custom ability kits.
VALORANT: New Warden Rifle and Glitched Mode
New Warden Rifle: Riot Games has announced the new assault rifle Warden, set to arrive in VALORANT with Patch 13.06, along with the Glitched mode where players can build their own custom ability kits.
gamingally.net
September 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
BlizzCon thoughts: WoW 4ever piqued my interest for sure. I will definitely check it out. StarCraft in 2030? Dude they know those of us that played the original only have so many years left right? Everything else I couldn’t care less. Overall felt like a lukewarm presentation.
September 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"I made every mistake,
And felt the shame rise in me.
And even now I lie awake,
Knowing history has its eyes on me.

Let me tell you what I wish I'd known,
When I was young and dreamed of glory:
You have no control, who lives, who dies,
who tells your story." - Hamilton

Welcome back Mr. Jackson.
September 11, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Looooving seeing Patrick Clancy lawyering up and starting the process of suing conspiracy theorists. We have got to start punishing these facebook investigators & tiktok brained morons that spread lies and misinformation. People gotta learn there are consequences for flouting brazen misinformation.
September 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Ooof, those Wolverine review scores.
September 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Little known fact: a group of frat dudes is called a Braden, a group of sorority chicks is a Katelyn.
September 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
"By the sea, Mr. Todd, that's the life I covet,
By the sea, Mr. Todd, oh, I know you'd love it.
You and me, Mr. T, we could be alone,
In a house what we'd almost own."
September 8, 2026 at 9:09 AM
That's one more victory for the right side of history!
September 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This analysis of Tim Curry by "The Charismatic Voice" is wonderful, I recommend the entire film analysis she did too but this part alone is worth a watch, she understands the character and why this film is a masterpiece very well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=USip...
Revisiting My Analysis of Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show!
YouTube video by The Charismatic Voice
www.youtube.com
September 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Everything I want wants me more.
September 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
"Breakups may end relationships, but they also start new ones."
September 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Been playing Halloween the game as Michael, uh this game should've been called "Fucking Creep Simulator" because I can't help but feel gross just standing outside peoples houses and staring at them lol.
Michael Myers at the Halloween House
ALT: Michael Myers at the Halloween House
static.klipy.com
September 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
"For relaxing times, make it Suntory time."
September 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
"I am inimitable
I am an original"
September 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Played board games after work with a new group for 5 hours today, had such a great time getting to learn new games and meet some awesome fellow nerds. Feels so good playing board games again with people who appreciate them too. Hyped to play some Blood on the Clocktower next time.
September 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
"Our challenge is not to get all we can, but to give all we can."- Judge Caprio

Caprio was one of the finest humans to grace our society. Remembering him today, and doing my best to always keep front of mind how important it is to temper yourself, and to treat others how you wish to be treated.
September 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"Theodosia writes me a letter every day
I'm keeping the bed warm while her husband is away
He's on the British side in Georgia
He's trying to keep the colonies inline
But he can keep all of Georgia
Theodosia, she's mine."
August 31, 2026 at 3:52 AM
After I got my masters I was missing just the process of learning, so about a month ago I started back up on a bucket list item for me: learning Japanese. So far I've been having a lot of fun learning it, having Japanese media constantly going on the TV or in my earbuds too has been wild.
August 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My postmates delivery guy just told me "Have a nice life" after he gave me my food lmao. I mean, he's not wrong I suppose!
August 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I am a huge fan of Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" for multiple reasons, but I am also a huge fan of Team StarKid, I was fortunate enough to see this at The Bourbon Room live and I still go back and watch the part where Marley enters often. It is such a well written intro. youtu.be/ieC-QuFKFVc?...
VHS CHRISTMAS CAROL: LIVE!
YouTube video by Team StarKid
youtu.be
August 30, 2026 at 8:32 AM