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Helluva Boss Countdown
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Unofficial account counting down the days until Helluva Boss season 3 (part 1) begins on October 14th, 2026!
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11 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
Text reading “11 days” over an image of Stolas and Blitzø sitting on opposite sides of a room. Stolas is bending forward, face in his hands as he fixes his makeup. Blitz looks on, reporting back that it looks good even from a distance. See? They’re fine. THEY’RE FINE. No one’s fighting. It’s all fine it’s gonna be fine guys it’s fine.
October 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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12 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
Text that reads “12 days” over an image of Moxxie and Millie looking unhappy. They’re probably upset because the found my stash of Stolitz porn 😔
October 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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13 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
The words “13 days” over an image of Stolas singing to a past version of himself. If you don’t look at this image and hear him singing “Do you know what it’s liiiiike…” in your head then I think you need to watch the trailer ten more times. I’ll wait.
October 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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2 weeks until #HelluvaBoss season 3! Ah!!!
Text reading “2 weeks” over an image of Baron and The Prince. Whoa wait a second where are Baron’s fingers resting!? I wish I were The Prince right now. Or Baron. Both? Both.
September 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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15 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
The text “15 days” beside an image of Moxxie, Millie, and Loona. They are looking at the viewer expectantly. What the fuck do they want? The viewer is beginning to panic. Maybe we should go.
September 29, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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16 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
The text “16 days” next to Blitzø. He is looking directly at the text, probably because it dared to cover up his sweet sleepy owl on the couch. Stupid text. Blitz is loading his gun. Shit text look out fuck fuck oh god oh my god
September 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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17 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
Text reading “17 days” below an image of Stolas tossing young Octavia into the air. The viewer is looking upon the scene from outside a window, which is good because the viewer is screaming and crying.
September 27, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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18 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
The text “18 days” beside an image of Millie standing in her apartment, looking nervously at the viewer. Is she about to tell us she’s pregnant? Did one of you knock Millie up? Fuck, Moxxie is going to kill you.
September 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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19 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
Text reading “19 days” below an image of Stolas and Blitzø looking into each other’s eyes. They look worried. And pretty. Soooo pretty.
September 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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20 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
The text “20 days” beside Moxxie and Blitzø, who look like they’re just about to completely beef a high five.
September 24, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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3 weeks until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
The text “3 weeks” over an image of Loona at a party in Gluttony. Her eyes are alight, probably with excitement, because this show is back in just THREE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKS somebody hold me tenderly and tell me it will be okay.
September 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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22 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
Text reading 22 Days over an image of Octavia looking not at all like herself. Her posture says “fuck you, Dad” but her eyes say “this is a painful and complicated situation for a teenager to be in and she’s just doing her best to process everything so you better give her a break, okay? Oh, cause YOU were SO well adjusted at 17? Hmm?)
September 22, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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23 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
Text reading 23 Days over an image of Vassago and Stolas’s silhouettes against a starry sky. This shot in particular has NO RIGHT being as beautiful as it is. It should be illegal to make animation this stunning. I haven’t stopped crying since I saw it and my family is growing worried.
September 21, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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24 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
Text reading 24 Days with an image of a battered Blitzø having just leapt through a portal holding a plant. The plant looks fine. It is cherished. It is safe. Nothing will happen to plant. Nothing. Will. Happen. To. Plant.
September 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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25 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
Text reading 25 days atop a picture of Fizzarolli smiling. (“Smiling” is used loosely here as yes, he is physically smiling, but his eyes are not. Is this some kind of foreshadowing? Or did Fizz just shit his pants and is trying to play it cool? Time will tell.)
September 19, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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26 Days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!
A graphic announcing that there are only 26 days left until Helluva Boss season 3 premiers! In the background, Stolas is walking beside the IMP van as Blitz drives. They are making intense and affectionate eye contact. The tension is palpable. The viewer is sweating just thinking about their raw magnetism. It's so intense that we must look away to afford them their privacy. This is a moment between LOVERS.
September 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM