Andromeda
@heroicbeauty.bsky.social
Strength isn't everything, but it's real important, don't you think?
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will it be sloppy style
October 28, 2026 at 11:10 PM
will it be sloppy style
does anyone wanna make out sloppy style
October 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
does anyone wanna make out sloppy style
I've just never had a nickname! It's totes adorbs, I like it!
October 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I've just never had a nickname! It's totes adorbs, I like it!
He never once topped, yeah...
October 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
He never once topped, yeah...
No it's not...
I get it, topping is scary the first few times!
October 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
No it's not...
Reposted by Andromeda
It was a suggestion! I guess there's always the sink...
You're not one of those sink pee-ers, right? I've heard about those.
You're not one of those sink pee-ers, right? I've heard about those.
What? No, thats a waste of time. I already commit myself to a dozen exercises per week, man.
You could get your dick wet by going on a run like I did! It'd be like, drenched!
October 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
It was a suggestion! I guess there's always the sink...
You're not one of those sink pee-ers, right? I've heard about those.
You're not one of those sink pee-ers, right? I've heard about those.
I feel this is very straightforward.
October 26, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I feel this is very straightforward.
You could get your dick wet by going on a run like I did! It'd be like, drenched!
It means touching up your makeup, dude. Fuck, now I want some cocaine. Since I ain't getting my dick wet, may as well snort some.
I guess that's easier than powdering my toes. I don't even know what powdering my /nose/ is. Unless we're talking about hard drugs.
October 26, 2026 at 1:49 AM
You could get your dick wet by going on a run like I did! It'd be like, drenched!
perseus tasted like insecurity and watermelon
October 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
perseus tasted like insecurity and watermelon
Oh no. You just dug your own grave. Now I really really really really want to know what scorn and regret taste like.
October 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Oh no. You just dug your own grave. Now I really really really really want to know what scorn and regret taste like.
I guess that's easier than powdering my toes. I don't even know what powdering my /nose/ is. Unless we're talking about hard drugs.
. . .
You realize you can literally just say no, right?
You realize you can literally just say no, right?
Look, I appreciate the very sudden offer, but I need to. Uh. Powder my.
( Looks around. Looks down. )
Toes?
( Looks around. Looks down. )
Toes?
October 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I guess that's easier than powdering my toes. I don't even know what powdering my /nose/ is. Unless we're talking about hard drugs.
You can? /Have/ you licked yourself?
October 26, 2026 at 1:38 AM
You can? /Have/ you licked yourself?
Look, I appreciate the very sudden offer, but I need to. Uh. Powder my.
( Looks around. Looks down. )
Toes?
( Looks around. Looks down. )
Toes?
?? And?? People get sweaty during sex, too. Literally what does it matter.
Brochacho, I just got back from a run. I'm sweaty.
October 26, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Look, I appreciate the very sudden offer, but I need to. Uh. Powder my.
( Looks around. Looks down. )
Toes?
( Looks around. Looks down. )
Toes?
Who said anything about eating? That's morbid, girlypop. This is a licking convo!
October 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Who said anything about eating? That's morbid, girlypop. This is a licking convo!
Brochacho, I just got back from a run. I'm sweaty.
No. I'm talking about having sex with you, dude.
What are we smashing broskie?
October 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Brochacho, I just got back from a run. I'm sweaty.
I hear snake tastes like chicken...
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October 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I hear snake tastes like chicken...
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What are we smashing broskie?
Oh hey Andromeda can I smash.
October 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
What are we smashing broskie?
Totally untrue! There's just like... three of us. Or something. And for the record, I'm not /from/ Greece, sooooo..!
October 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Totally untrue! There's just like... three of us. Or something. And for the record, I'm not /from/ Greece, sooooo..!