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Jessica Hershey
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I've looked at life from both sides now
And still somehow, I really don't know life at all
---> Struggling Songwriter <---
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Jesus Fucking Christ... leave us alone. We're leaving you alone. You do your thing, and let us do ours. We aren't hurting you, and we aren't breaking any fucking laws. Mind your own god damn business for a change. For fucks sake.
A person is born autistic. It isn't something they get one day from some outside force.
October 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
What I miss most about the 90s? Every town had a comedy club.
October 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
If you think we're doomed, we are.
October 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
An ad on Truth Social with the worst AI photo ever…
October 1, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Great news! Following the lead of letting AI creators regulate themselves as of January 2027 the following will also be self-regulating:

Pedophiles
Domestic Abusers
Rapists

@democrats.org @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @democrats-judiciary.house.gov @judiciarydems.senate.gov
September 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Amazon has been changing prices on items for a very long time. If you click on something and see a price of $21US, and you go through the item description without putting it in your cart, when you come back to actually buy it a few days later it will be a higher price.

@todayshow.com
September 30, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Reposted by Jessica Hershey
Time for this classic again.
September 30, 2026 at 3:09 AM
#Wordle 1,928 6/6

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September 29, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Ya think they ever get tired of hating their own shadows?
September 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
If there were only one single transgender person in all of America, why would anyone believe that one person doesn't have any rights as an American?

@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov
September 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Women MAGAts walk into the restroom and immediately wonder if the feet they see in the stall next to them is a man in a dress. They worry about it so much, when they leave, they find a manager and report them.
September 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The #HabitatForHumanity project resumes tomorrow morning with final goals in view. Putting in the baseboards, installing the last two windows, finishing up the back door. A couple of transitions between rooms on the floors. Dishwasher back in place (has a new heater element now). So close to done.
September 27, 2026 at 11:54 PM
#Wordle 1,926 5/6

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September 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
If everything affects National Security, then nothing does.

@housedemocrats.bsky.social
September 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
OpenAI just started making up constants in a calculus problem I was working through. AI hallucinations are real people, and they are what is going to kill us.
September 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Who is this adult transwoman in Ohio who is now complaining she had no choice to be female because she was a child, and has now lived her entire adult life as a woman and is just now saying she is a victim??

@theadvocatebr.bsky.social
September 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I have reached political saturation. I need November to be now. I get tired of the ads.
September 26, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I forget, what did Hunter Biden do that was wrong?

@democrats-judiciary.house.gov
September 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Even if every non-citizen person in the US voted illegally, it wouldn't change the outcome an election.
September 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Susan Collins thinks we shouldn’t listen to a 2 time convicted felon. Like she listens to a 13 time convicted felon.

@democrats.org
September 25, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Imagine having sheet sets for years and just suddenly one day discovering your bottom sheets are made to cover BOTH mattresses not just the top one like you've been doing for years and it kept falling off.
September 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
My nosy neighbor, whom I call The Mayor, bought the Habitat crew lunch today. They told him to not do that. He did it anyway.
September 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
#HabitatForHumanity work continues on the floors and today they start the back door replacement.
September 24, 2026 at 1:45 PM
All humans have rights
September 24, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Mental illnesses:

Alcoholism
Beastiality
Pedophilia

Those are also no longer disqualifying to be an FBI agent.

Not a mental illness:

Being transgender.

Sorry, you can’t apply at the FBI.

@democrats.org
September 24, 2026 at 8:31 AM