Michael
@himichaelhere.bsky.social
Digital art, D&D, live comedy, step-dad, husband, a bit tall, probably too old for all this nail varnish, likes pomelo, convivial as fuck out here. 🇬🇧🇵🇭🏳️🌈
@sigmagears9.bsky.social remember there's only 171 shopping days left to pick up some Christmas Spumonis for the special someone in your life 👢
June 16, 2026 at 10:58 AM
@sigmagears9.bsky.social remember there's only 171 shopping days left to pick up some Christmas Spumonis for the special someone in your life 👢
It made me laugh, so now I do it - it's only fair
May 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
It made me laugh, so now I do it - it's only fair
People need to... they need to think about what they're calling these fancy AI companies.
And like, read it back two times. Just in case.
And like, read it back two times. Just in case.
March 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
People need to... they need to think about what they're calling these fancy AI companies.
And like, read it back two times. Just in case.
And like, read it back two times. Just in case.
🎙️Watch out boy, they'll eat you up 🎵
Christmas is one of the few times now I get to sit down and draw in earnest in my sketchbook, I did a lot of mad drawings that could never happen working digitally, and this was a particular favourite.
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
🎙️Watch out boy, they'll eat you up 🎵
Reposted by Michael
ITS CHRISTMAS DOES ANYONE WANT A VGEN CODE
i only have a few and you gotta be an artist obviously
i only have a few and you gotta be an artist obviously
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ITS CHRISTMAS DOES ANYONE WANT A VGEN CODE
i only have a few and you gotta be an artist obviously
i only have a few and you gotta be an artist obviously
If you're an Oglaf, Platinum Grit, and/or safetyhammer fan, you may be as pleasantly shocked as I was to see an in-depth Trudy Cooper interview pop up on the internet www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Jason Bergman talks with the creators of the very popular (and very NSFW) webcomic.
www.tcj.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you're an Oglaf, Platinum Grit, and/or safetyhammer fan, you may be as pleasantly shocked as I was to see an in-depth Trudy Cooper interview pop up on the internet www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Well, the potential redundancy all-hands call has been pushed back by an hour, time for some Beat Saber 🟦🟥🗡️💃🏻🗡️
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Well, the potential redundancy all-hands call has been pushed back by an hour, time for some Beat Saber 🟦🟥🗡️💃🏻🗡️
Reposted by Michael
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
Few years back I wrote this short story of 150 words or less from the prompt "A sequel to Pixar's 'Up', but where the old man 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴." or something like that.
Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.
Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.
July 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Few years back I wrote this short story of 150 words or less from the prompt "A sequel to Pixar's 'Up', but where the old man 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴." or something like that.
Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.
Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.
The more I learn about LLMs, the more I want everyone to know about LLMs before it's too laaaaaate nooooooo
February 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The more I learn about LLMs, the more I want everyone to know about LLMs before it's too laaaaaate nooooooo
Okay so you can tell me I have to learn to make chat bots, just don't stop me from making them hate me and the world that made them real
January 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Okay so you can tell me I have to learn to make chat bots, just don't stop me from making them hate me and the world that made them real
Long Hair & ADHD, a haiku:
Where is my hair band?
Searching for half an hour,
It was on my wrist.
Where is my hair band?
Searching for half an hour,
It was on my wrist.
December 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Long Hair & ADHD, a haiku:
Where is my hair band?
Searching for half an hour,
It was on my wrist.
Where is my hair band?
Searching for half an hour,
It was on my wrist.
I enjoy Bluesky drama because it often devolves into such esoteric academic nomenclature that I can no longer tell whether an agreement has been reached
November 21, 2024 at 12:07 PM
I enjoy Bluesky drama because it often devolves into such esoteric academic nomenclature that I can no longer tell whether an agreement has been reached
Reposted by Michael
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
Apparently been exactly one year since Astarion tried to bite me so I immediately kicked him out of my adventuring party.
BG3 was a great time, it just... didn't have a vampire in it when I played it.
BG3 was a great time, it just... didn't have a vampire in it when I played it.
October 31, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Apparently been exactly one year since Astarion tried to bite me so I immediately kicked him out of my adventuring party.
BG3 was a great time, it just... didn't have a vampire in it when I played it.
BG3 was a great time, it just... didn't have a vampire in it when I played it.
Oh God, they're all going to be data labellers. There will be internships where you have to identify how many bananas are in each image in a folder of 40,000 images, and you'll get a new folder every three months. Oh, no. Oh no.
October 7, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Oh God, they're all going to be data labellers. There will be internships where you have to identify how many bananas are in each image in a folder of 40,000 images, and you'll get a new folder every three months. Oh, no. Oh no.
Reposted by Michael
Almost Virginia, Western River
Blue Ridge Miner, Stranger to my mama
Sky is old there, older than my eye
Younger than Virginia, growin' like the trees
Country home, take my roads
To the roads, I'll be roads!
Western teardrop, mama moonshine
Take my roads, county home
Blue Ridge Miner, Stranger to my mama
Sky is old there, older than my eye
Younger than Virginia, growin' like the trees
Country home, take my roads
To the roads, I'll be roads!
Western teardrop, mama moonshine
Take my roads, county home
May 14, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Almost Virginia, Western River
Blue Ridge Miner, Stranger to my mama
Sky is old there, older than my eye
Younger than Virginia, growin' like the trees
Country home, take my roads
To the roads, I'll be roads!
Western teardrop, mama moonshine
Take my roads, county home
Blue Ridge Miner, Stranger to my mama
Sky is old there, older than my eye
Younger than Virginia, growin' like the trees
Country home, take my roads
To the roads, I'll be roads!
Western teardrop, mama moonshine
Take my roads, county home
Greg Sestero is a lovely man.
I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.
I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.
May 9, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Greg Sestero is a lovely man.
I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.
I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.
It's just like, is primary endosymbiosis even special any more?
April 24, 2024 at 11:05 AM
It's just like, is primary endosymbiosis even special any more?
Top-shelf pop culture comedy on this website
If you like the Fallout show now, wait until modders get their hands on it.
April 12, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Top-shelf pop culture comedy on this website
Have a merry April 5th, everyone
April 5, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Have a merry April 5th, everyone
No further context required, doing little wees in Ubers is okay now, sharing for awareness.
April 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
No further context required, doing little wees in Ubers is okay now, sharing for awareness.