Jennifer
@hipchkk.bsky.social
California girl. Profane. Smart ass. It’s not what I say that gets me in trouble, it’s the tone of my voice.
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Jennifer
@hipchkk.bsky.social
· Dec 6
I’d just like to live in precedented times for a while.
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Why is 🇺🇸 media not reporting on this 128 day Albanian protest of Kushner and Ivanka’s insane corruption?
October 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Why is 🇺🇸 media not reporting on this 128 day Albanian protest of Kushner and Ivanka’s insane corruption?
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Amazing news! MLB has dropped its proposal for a baseball game in Grand Teton National Park! Thank you to everyone who pushed back and stood up for our parks!
October 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Amazing news! MLB has dropped its proposal for a baseball game in Grand Teton National Park! Thank you to everyone who pushed back and stood up for our parks!
Look out, Cornell mofos: Letitia James is TAKING OVER!
October 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Look out, Cornell mofos: Letitia James is TAKING OVER!
Note to the media: females under the age of 18 are not “young women” they are still “girls/underaged girls.” And men aged 18 and older are not “boys” they are “men.”
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Note to the media: females under the age of 18 are not “young women” they are still “girls/underaged girls.” And men aged 18 and older are not “boys” they are “men.”
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
So I see Jill Stein has dragged her irrelevant shit-disturbing carcass out of her subterranean dwelling to lob grenades at the Democrats while bolstering the corrupt and flailing utterly anti-Green GOP.
Smells like election time.
Smells like election time.
September 24, 2026 at 10:49 PM
So I see Jill Stein has dragged her irrelevant shit-disturbing carcass out of her subterranean dwelling to lob grenades at the Democrats while bolstering the corrupt and flailing utterly anti-Green GOP.
Smells like election time.
Smells like election time.
My phone just autocorrected “my backflip” to “my backflop” and all I’m saying is these little handheld devices are terrifyingly self-aware and know us all too intimately.
[sent from my iPhone from the flat of my back in hospital]
[sent from my iPhone from the flat of my back in hospital]
September 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
My phone just autocorrected “my backflip” to “my backflop” and all I’m saying is these little handheld devices are terrifyingly self-aware and know us all too intimately.
[sent from my iPhone from the flat of my back in hospital]
[sent from my iPhone from the flat of my back in hospital]
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In the richest, most powerful country in the world, it just shouldn't be this hard to afford groceries, pay your mortgage, or see a doctor.
September 22, 2026 at 11:38 PM
In the richest, most powerful country in the world, it just shouldn't be this hard to afford groceries, pay your mortgage, or see a doctor.
This is a good starting point. Now maybe they can show the same unified support for the female journalists whom Trump aggressively attacks and berates when he’s uncomfortable answering their fair questions.
September 21, 2026 at 7:50 PM
This is a good starting point. Now maybe they can show the same unified support for the female journalists whom Trump aggressively attacks and berates when he’s uncomfortable answering their fair questions.
Health focus for US soldiers is determined by the Army Combat Fitness Test, which promotes balanced physical fitness training regimen, aerobic capacity, upper/lower body strength, proper nutrition and good sleep habits.
Pete Hegseth: We need to know all about your erections! Let’s see those dicks!
Pete Hegseth: We need to know all about your erections! Let’s see those dicks!
September 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Health focus for US soldiers is determined by the Army Combat Fitness Test, which promotes balanced physical fitness training regimen, aerobic capacity, upper/lower body strength, proper nutrition and good sleep habits.
Pete Hegseth: We need to know all about your erections! Let’s see those dicks!
Pete Hegseth: We need to know all about your erections! Let’s see those dicks!
Someone referred to Mitch McConnell’s situation as “rigortortoise” and I feel strongly that Webster’s Dictionary is missing a silver platter opportunity.
September 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone referred to Mitch McConnell’s situation as “rigortortoise” and I feel strongly that Webster’s Dictionary is missing a silver platter opportunity.
Hey Ed Sheeran: as with Pink’s verbose screed, I ain’t reading all that shit.
Fuck you, and fuck Robert Kraft, who is in the Epstein Files.
Hopefully one day you’ll look back on all this and feel deeply ashamed. Until then, we’ll feel that about you if and when your name comes up. DEEPLY ASHAMED
Fuck you, and fuck Robert Kraft, who is in the Epstein Files.
Hopefully one day you’ll look back on all this and feel deeply ashamed. Until then, we’ll feel that about you if and when your name comes up. DEEPLY ASHAMED
September 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Hey Ed Sheeran: as with Pink’s verbose screed, I ain’t reading all that shit.
Fuck you, and fuck Robert Kraft, who is in the Epstein Files.
Hopefully one day you’ll look back on all this and feel deeply ashamed. Until then, we’ll feel that about you if and when your name comes up. DEEPLY ASHAMED
Fuck you, and fuck Robert Kraft, who is in the Epstein Files.
Hopefully one day you’ll look back on all this and feel deeply ashamed. Until then, we’ll feel that about you if and when your name comes up. DEEPLY ASHAMED
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When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
September 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
Sydney Sweeney’s ridiculous ad would be more watchable if (rather than saying “Sports” vacuously and repeatedly like an Only Fans AI creation) she was dressed for brunch, looked into the camera, said “Sportsball!” then skipped off with her girls. And her girlfriends.
September 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Sydney Sweeney’s ridiculous ad would be more watchable if (rather than saying “Sports” vacuously and repeatedly like an Only Fans AI creation) she was dressed for brunch, looked into the camera, said “Sportsball!” then skipped off with her girls. And her girlfriends.
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9/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them."
September 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
9/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them."
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Say it with me, influencers: ETIQUETTE
LEARN it. Know it. Live it.
LEARN it. Know it. Live it.
September 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Say it with me, influencers: ETIQUETTE
LEARN it. Know it. Live it.
LEARN it. Know it. Live it.
Well, Gary Wright died today. Another one of the many marvelous contributors to the symphonic wallpaper of my childhood has slipped away.
So I’m going to put on my headphones and listen to Dream Weaver, and wallow in nostalgia about simpler days.
I believe they can get me through the night.
❤️🩹
So I’m going to put on my headphones and listen to Dream Weaver, and wallow in nostalgia about simpler days.
I believe they can get me through the night.
❤️🩹
September 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Well, Gary Wright died today. Another one of the many marvelous contributors to the symphonic wallpaper of my childhood has slipped away.
So I’m going to put on my headphones and listen to Dream Weaver, and wallow in nostalgia about simpler days.
I believe they can get me through the night.
❤️🩹
So I’m going to put on my headphones and listen to Dream Weaver, and wallow in nostalgia about simpler days.
I believe they can get me through the night.
❤️🩹
Dear manosphere: ya boy is in deep shit. Get yer waders on, dipshits!
September 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Dear manosphere: ya boy is in deep shit. Get yer waders on, dipshits!
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As we elders, our daughters, and our granddaughters continue the fight for power, equality, and respect, we hold you in our hearts with love and gratitude.
Rest in peace and power, Gloria Steinem. 🤍
Rest in peace and power, Gloria Steinem. 🤍
Gloria Steinem, Personification of the Women’s Movement, Dies at 92 (Gift Article)
She challenged sexist assumptions, helping women develop a sense of self-worth and gain a measure of equality at work, at home and in society at large.
www.nytimes.com
September 3, 2026 at 12:56 PM
As we elders, our daughters, and our granddaughters continue the fight for power, equality, and respect, we hold you in our hearts with love and gratitude.
Rest in peace and power, Gloria Steinem. 🤍
Rest in peace and power, Gloria Steinem. 🤍
Mike Johnson is a pitiful little bitch.
September 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Mike Johnson is a pitiful little bitch.
I feel like I just lost my mother all over again.
Humanist, Woman, Warrior, Sage, Activist, Journalist, Writer, Trailblazer, Icon
Thank you for your decades of roaring on behalf of all women everywhere.
RIP Gloria Steinem
Humanist, Woman, Warrior, Sage, Activist, Journalist, Writer, Trailblazer, Icon
Thank you for your decades of roaring on behalf of all women everywhere.
RIP Gloria Steinem
September 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I feel like I just lost my mother all over again.
Humanist, Woman, Warrior, Sage, Activist, Journalist, Writer, Trailblazer, Icon
Thank you for your decades of roaring on behalf of all women everywhere.
RIP Gloria Steinem
Humanist, Woman, Warrior, Sage, Activist, Journalist, Writer, Trailblazer, Icon
Thank you for your decades of roaring on behalf of all women everywhere.
RIP Gloria Steinem
“das Backpfeifengesicht”
(Slap face)
A very insulting word for someone whose face you find so irritating that it seems to be asking for a slap.
(Slap face)
A very insulting word for someone whose face you find so irritating that it seems to be asking for a slap.
September 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
“das Backpfeifengesicht”
(Slap face)
A very insulting word for someone whose face you find so irritating that it seems to be asking for a slap.
(Slap face)
A very insulting word for someone whose face you find so irritating that it seems to be asking for a slap.
Thank you, Lionel Messi, for giving all you have for your country, and for all of us who love and adore you, THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
How wonderful that we got to witness you in our lifetime. What an era. What a ride. What a player. 💔
How wonderful that we got to witness you in our lifetime. What an era. What a ride. What a player. 💔
August 31, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Thank you, Lionel Messi, for giving all you have for your country, and for all of us who love and adore you, THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
How wonderful that we got to witness you in our lifetime. What an era. What a ride. What a player. 💔
How wonderful that we got to witness you in our lifetime. What an era. What a ride. What a player. 💔
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