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@hishortstack.bsky.social
ain’t got no speakers ain’t got no headphones
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@hishortstack.bsky.social
· Jul 16
scuse me pardon me elder millennial in cargo shorts coming though thank you ope sorry didn’t see you there
been at this job long enough that i can command respect and authority without an actual title i have finally become obiwan kenobi
September 18, 2026 at 1:57 PM
been at this job long enough that i can command respect and authority without an actual title i have finally become obiwan kenobi
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ex of stentialism
September 18, 2026 at 11:30 AM
ex of stentialism
this was a pizza hut now it’s all covered with daisies
September 18, 2026 at 11:31 AM
this was a pizza hut now it’s all covered with daisies
lady in a ford explorer came into my lane without signaling right before the intersection and then turned into the lane she just left leave the fuckin strait closed forever
September 18, 2026 at 10:56 AM
lady in a ford explorer came into my lane without signaling right before the intersection and then turned into the lane she just left leave the fuckin strait closed forever
i went yo an umphrey’s mcgee concert back in college and i don’t remember why
September 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
i went yo an umphrey’s mcgee concert back in college and i don’t remember why
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Hobo influencers doing everyday carry posts. "What's in my bindle?"
September 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hobo influencers doing everyday carry posts. "What's in my bindle?"
everythingsa fuckin nuisance and im tired of it
September 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
everythingsa fuckin nuisance and im tired of it
everything i know about ed sheeran i have learned against my will
September 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
everything i know about ed sheeran i have learned against my will
chilly enough to warrant a beanie and jacket in the morning but not the afternoon fat guy fall is right around the corner
September 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
chilly enough to warrant a beanie and jacket in the morning but not the afternoon fat guy fall is right around the corner
time for another fuckin week
September 14, 2026 at 11:09 AM
time for another fuckin week
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uhh the Alive Computer might go haywire and uhh destroy humanity for safety reasons it must only be controlled by the benevolent government of the fourth reich
September 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
uhh the Alive Computer might go haywire and uhh destroy humanity for safety reasons it must only be controlled by the benevolent government of the fourth reich
20 bucks off at the dispensary because i had a thousand pot points
September 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
20 bucks off at the dispensary because i had a thousand pot points
the president said 32 counties
September 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
the president said 32 counties
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@kenny-loggoff.bsky.social hey man you dropped your hat
September 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
@kenny-loggoff.bsky.social hey man you dropped your hat
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every day is like this
January 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
every day is like this
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I'm begging for feminists to add an ounce of cottagecore to their politics.
September 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I'm begging for feminists to add an ounce of cottagecore to their politics.
no but really i’ve been in the building for 20 minutes and my chest is already tight and i can’t regulate my stress
i was not in any way prepared to come back to work today
September 9, 2026 at 11:34 AM
no but really i’ve been in the building for 20 minutes and my chest is already tight and i can’t regulate my stress
i was not in any way prepared to come back to work today
September 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
i was not in any way prepared to come back to work today
just seen the odyessy absolutely forgettable movie nolan does not have the sauce anymore if he ever had it in the first place
September 8, 2026 at 6:31 AM
just seen the odyessy absolutely forgettable movie nolan does not have the sauce anymore if he ever had it in the first place
imax as a format is pretty bad man not sure why people go gaga for this shit
September 8, 2026 at 6:29 AM
imax as a format is pretty bad man not sure why people go gaga for this shit
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we’re a week and a half out from highs in the low 70s i can’t wait for fat guy fall
September 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
we’re a week and a half out from highs in the low 70s i can’t wait for fat guy fall