Nik Patrick
@hitpausebutton.bsky.social
Writer-guy. Speller-attempter. Spell-casting tempter. Wielder of the South Paw Powerglove.
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This was an education...
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The Jennifer's Body lie everyone believes
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October 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This was an education...
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P. Diddy's prison life.
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Cradle 2 the Grave - A high number!
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October 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
P. Diddy's prison life.
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Had an amazing time chatting with with @abigaillarson.com and Sasha Graham about the new The Vampire's Tale Tarot!
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Do Vampires let women claim their power in Tarot?
YouTube video by Maven of the Eventide
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September 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Had an amazing time chatting with with @abigaillarson.com and Sasha Graham about the new The Vampire's Tale Tarot!
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MrBeast and James Patterson coming together is my nightmare scenario. It would be like if Pete Hegseth appointed Elon Musk some vague position like "task force on future of warfare."
MrBeast and James Patterson coming together is my nightmare scenario. It would be like if Pete Hegseth appointed Elon Musk some vague position like "task force on future of warfare."
Mr Beast and the Death of literature
YouTube video by Man Carrying Thing
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October 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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MrBeast and James Patterson coming together is my nightmare scenario. It would be like if Pete Hegseth appointed Elon Musk some vague position like "task force on future of warfare."
MrBeast and James Patterson coming together is my nightmare scenario. It would be like if Pete Hegseth appointed Elon Musk some vague position like "task force on future of warfare."
"Life is our opportunity to microdose infinity." -Josh Johnson
September 27, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"Life is our opportunity to microdose infinity." -Josh Johnson
Happy Landing Day to Audrey II. Or Sept. 21st if you're a fan of the stage show.
September 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Happy Landing Day to Audrey II. Or Sept. 21st if you're a fan of the stage show.
Mildly disappointed that none of the monsters in the new Resident Evil movie was a whale that jumped out of its tail.
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WKUK - Whale Tail
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September 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Mildly disappointed that none of the monsters in the new Resident Evil movie was a whale that jumped out of its tail.
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Reminds me of the time I made my Rock' Em Sock 'Em robot pummel a Ken doll.
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Video: Terminator dominates first human vs. robot cage match
We’ve seen some robot vs. robot cage matches, and those were pretty cool. Now we have what’s being billed as the first human vs. robot cage match, and it’s … pretty freaky? We’ve all heard of how arti...
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September 21, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Reminds me of the time I made my Rock' Em Sock 'Em robot pummel a Ken doll.
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I dug this film. It shows how a regular dude would deal with the Resident Evil "situation." There's no Leon S. Kennedy or Jill Valentine here.
September 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I dug this film. It shows how a regular dude would deal with the Resident Evil "situation." There's no Leon S. Kennedy or Jill Valentine here.
"Gettin' horny and damn frustrated
Bored stiff and I want me a woman now" is the ultimate triple entendre.
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Bored stiff and I want me a woman now" is the ultimate triple entendre.
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Phantom Of The Paradise (1974) - Clip: Life At Last (HD)
YouTube video by ScreamFactoryTV
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September 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"Gettin' horny and damn frustrated
Bored stiff and I want me a woman now" is the ultimate triple entendre.
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Bored stiff and I want me a woman now" is the ultimate triple entendre.
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In honor of Ben Shapiro's racist ass company releasing the "film" Run Hide Fight: Infidels, I'd like to look back at the time I reviewed Ben's shitty book True Allegiance.
September 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
In honor of Ben Shapiro's racist ass company releasing the "film" Run Hide Fight: Infidels, I'd like to look back at the time I reviewed Ben's shitty book True Allegiance.
Elephant Graveyard puts art into his video essays. What looks like another takedown of Joe Rogan and his clique becomes a damning view of tech oligarchs and the Epstein-class--pardon the tautology.
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How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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September 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Elephant Graveyard puts art into his video essays. What looks like another takedown of Joe Rogan and his clique becomes a damning view of tech oligarchs and the Epstein-class--pardon the tautology.
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Put this man on blast! Just not in a way he'd enjoy...
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Serial ‘butt sniffer’ arrested again in San Fernando Valley
YouTube video by ABC7
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September 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Me reacting to Google "renaming" Lake Ontario.
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Mr. Google
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September 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Me reacting to Google "renaming" Lake Ontario.
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At this point, I'm going to paint myself green and attempt this photosynthesis my plant friends keep telling me about.
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Tofu recalled in 29 states, including throughout Tri-State, for contamination
Tofu was recalled in 29 states, including throughout the Tri-State, because it may be contaminated with ink.
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August 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
At this point, I'm going to paint myself green and attempt this photosynthesis my plant friends keep telling me about.
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Green Lantern villain Sinestro was based on actor David Niven. The show Lanterns maintains that tradition.
August 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Green Lantern villain Sinestro was based on actor David Niven. The show Lanterns maintains that tradition.
Dolly the ally.
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kindness means something. 🩷🩵
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August 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Dolly the ally.
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The FDA's new theme song.
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All The Food is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
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August 26, 2026 at 4:49 AM
The FDA's new theme song.
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The wordplay in Haus of Holbein is criminally good.
The wordplay in Haus of Holbein is criminally good.
Six - House of Holbein
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August 25, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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The wordplay in Haus of Holbein is criminally good.
The wordplay in Haus of Holbein is criminally good.
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🎶Met this girl on Friday night
Rocky Horror Picture Night
Cuban stoagie
Karaoke🎶
🎶Met this girl on Friday night
Rocky Horror Picture Night
Cuban stoagie
Karaoke🎶
Neptune Frost Pensent Comme Leurs Livres Disent (Think Like They Book Say)
YouTube video by PB Hope
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August 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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🎶Met this girl on Friday night
Rocky Horror Picture Night
Cuban stoagie
Karaoke🎶
🎶Met this girl on Friday night
Rocky Horror Picture Night
Cuban stoagie
Karaoke🎶
When they drop in a weird little god-alien that wrecks the canon.
August 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
When they drop in a weird little god-alien that wrecks the canon.
Wait, if Hook is about Spielberg's anxiety about being a new father, is Hook his...Eraserhead!?
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We Need To Talk About How Weird HOOK Is
YouTube video by Patrick (H) Willems
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August 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Wait, if Hook is about Spielberg's anxiety about being a new father, is Hook his...Eraserhead!?
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It is 2006.
I am 22.
The US is mired in a costly Forever War.
A predictable historic market collapse looms.
I do not have health insurance.
It is 2026.
I am 42.
The US is mired in a costly Forever War.
A predictable historic market collapse looms.
I do not have health insurance.
I am 22.
The US is mired in a costly Forever War.
A predictable historic market collapse looms.
I do not have health insurance.
It is 2026.
I am 42.
The US is mired in a costly Forever War.
A predictable historic market collapse looms.
I do not have health insurance.
August 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
It is 2006.
I am 22.
The US is mired in a costly Forever War.
A predictable historic market collapse looms.
I do not have health insurance.
It is 2026.
I am 42.
The US is mired in a costly Forever War.
A predictable historic market collapse looms.
I do not have health insurance.
I am 22.
The US is mired in a costly Forever War.
A predictable historic market collapse looms.
I do not have health insurance.
It is 2026.
I am 42.
The US is mired in a costly Forever War.
A predictable historic market collapse looms.
I do not have health insurance.