Hobie 🏳️🌈
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I rapidly oscillate between fussy and horny. He/him/his
Our Saturday kayak excursion on Tahoe got cancelled due to wind 😭😭😭
October 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Our Saturday kayak excursion on Tahoe got cancelled due to wind 😭😭😭
Toiletries are the worst part of packing
October 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Toiletries are the worst part of packing
Truss? Fuck this. I'm out
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
thanks for all the fish.
October 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Truss? Fuck this. I'm out
There's just so much that led to this truly insane moment, but the thing that comes to mind is that there were more Republican voters in LA county alone than there are Republicans total in my state. A number of states combined, in fact
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
October 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
There's just so much that led to this truly insane moment, but the thing that comes to mind is that there were more Republican voters in LA county alone than there are Republicans total in my state. A number of states combined, in fact
I had pickled beets with my sandwich tonight for dinner. Someone please remind me of this fact in about 24-36 hours. Thanks!
October 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I had pickled beets with my sandwich tonight for dinner. Someone please remind me of this fact in about 24-36 hours. Thanks!
And lo, I did battle with the roses bushes. No one won. Poor things are hacked to bits in an attempt to get them more shrub-y next year. And despite wearing a thick long sleeve shirt my arms are still ripped to shreds.
October 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
And lo, I did battle with the roses bushes. No one won. Poor things are hacked to bits in an attempt to get them more shrub-y next year. And despite wearing a thick long sleeve shirt my arms are still ripped to shreds.
Love my beard. Hate beard trimming day
October 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Love my beard. Hate beard trimming day
If you're gonna get veneers that's generally fine. But surely they come in a more natural shade besides lifted truck LED headlight white?
October 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
If you're gonna get veneers that's generally fine. But surely they come in a more natural shade besides lifted truck LED headlight white?
Mandatory data privacy training module doesn't have an option to speed up the video 😫
October 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Mandatory data privacy training module doesn't have an option to speed up the video 😫
Reviving the ancient texts
September 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Reviving the ancient texts
My eye won't stop twitching today. I need a banana
September 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
My eye won't stop twitching today. I need a banana
On the porch with some peppermint tea while it's drizzling watching the pigeon drama under the bird feeder
September 28, 2026 at 10:11 PM
On the porch with some peppermint tea while it's drizzling watching the pigeon drama under the bird feeder
It's been gently raining all morning, we've had the windows open, I'm working from home (obvs), and my boss is on vacation. This may be the first Monday in recorded history that I do not loath.
September 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
It's been gently raining all morning, we've had the windows open, I'm working from home (obvs), and my boss is on vacation. This may be the first Monday in recorded history that I do not loath.
Cranberry fizz Poppi Is back at Costco already!
September 27, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Cranberry fizz Poppi Is back at Costco already!
I will miss seeing the hot furries tho
September 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I will miss seeing the hot furries tho
I'm kinda glad our downtown convention center is closing for 3 years. Perfect excuse to take a break from Cons for a while.
September 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I'm kinda glad our downtown convention center is closing for 3 years. Perfect excuse to take a break from Cons for a while.
Spent too much at Con per my usual.
September 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Spent too much at Con per my usual.
I got $43 from the State Farm dividend payment and that is the meager high note we are going to end this frustrating day on
September 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I got $43 from the State Farm dividend payment and that is the meager high note we are going to end this frustrating day on
Thank god it's my Friday. I am pissy
September 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Thank god it's my Friday. I am pissy
Also, stop misspelling my name in your email. It's right there in the From line, it's in my email address, it's in my signature. At this point I have to assume you're spelling wrong on purpose
September 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Also, stop misspelling my name in your email. It's right there in the From line, it's in my email address, it's in my signature. At this point I have to assume you're spelling wrong on purpose
If you write "I'm not very tech savvy" in an email to me I have absolutely zero sympathy. Get tech savvy! Figure out how to acquire that knowledge. I did! I wasn't born knowing how to make fillable PDFs! Fucking learn!
September 23, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If you write "I'm not very tech savvy" in an email to me I have absolutely zero sympathy. Get tech savvy! Figure out how to acquire that knowledge. I did! I wasn't born knowing how to make fillable PDFs! Fucking learn!
At the dentist. A place that, even with all the tech, hasn't substantially improved since the Spanish Inquisition
September 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
At the dentist. A place that, even with all the tech, hasn't substantially improved since the Spanish Inquisition
All of you lovely gay people being unabashedly horny on main on a Monday is the only thing getting me through today
September 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
All of you lovely gay people being unabashedly horny on main on a Monday is the only thing getting me through today
So many hot guys at Costco today 🥵
September 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
So many hot guys at Costco today 🥵