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Dr Hell-Mart
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"Well... That escalated quickly"
Genetically 91% Swedish, 6% Finnish, 2% Norwegian and 1% French molecular biologist. 100% American. Wasted 67% of my life doing molecular biology research in labs. I'll hide your reply and block you if I don't like it.
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The Swedish word "offerkofta" literally translates to "victim cardigan." It describes wrapping yourself in performative self-pity - playing the martyr to deflect accountability, evade criticism, and fish for unearned sympathy. Swedes say you "put it on" when you adopt a manufactured victim role.
"Congress’ Watchdog Finds Trump Illegally Withheld More Than $1 Billion in Federal Funds"
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Congress’ Watchdog Finds Trump Illegally Withheld More Than $1 Billion in Federal Funds (The Washington Sun)
Congre...
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October 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
"Judge Cannon’s challengers urge appeals court not to forget her ‘undue delay’ and make it ‘weigh heavily’ against Trump"
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Judge Cannon's challengers urge appeals court not to forget her 'undue delay' and make it 'weigh heavily' against Trump (Law&Crime)
Left: Former Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith testifies before the Senate Judiciary Committee at the Capitol, Tuesday, Sept. 29, 2026, in Washin...
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October 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Unless you have type 1 diabetes, don't give a type 1 diabetic any "tips" on how to treat it.
That goes for MDs as well.
Just STFU.
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October 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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You do NOT want the flu. It is not just a cold, it is way, WAY worse. Get vaxxed.
"It's crucial that people get an influenza vaccine," says Scott Hensley, a virologist at the University of Pennsylvania. "And this might be a year that people might want to get a vaccine early."
An early flu season means it might be time to think about a flu shot
Flu season typically starts in October or November. But it looks like the flu started to pick up in September this year.
www.npr.org
October 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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October 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Humanity is close to the end, because of a handful of dumbfucks...
October 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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ICE has no jurisdiction over US citizens. And, thanks to a new California law, you can take legal action if ICE tries to detain you.

Gift link => archive.ph/zV2an
3 Californians sue ICE officers hours after Newsom signs bill greenlighting lawsuits
Gov. Gavin Newsom signed Sen. Scott Wiener’s SB747 Tuesday as part of a slate of bills designed to combat the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.
www.sfchronicle.com
October 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Red States that report election results on election night are either sloppy or the outcome has been predetermined.
October 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Good. Texans are paying attention.

And Gina Hinojosa is giving him a reason to worry. 🔥
#SheShed #GinaForTexas
October 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Vance is a floating turd with eyeliner. I don't understand how someone so socially awkward, with no real convictions, could become a politician, let alone the VP.
October 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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October 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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“.. It won’t show up anywhere if you wire money to American Express,” she wrote on Signal, according to messages reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. “Please.”

@wsj.com 🇬🇷
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
October 7, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Trump: "If the Democrats win, you will have a 1929-style economic depression in our country. That's what's going to happen. Because nobody knows numbers better than me."

(Trump famously doesn't understand how percentages work)
October 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Yet another dead killer whale — J31’s baby.

J pod is part of the endangered Southern Resident Killer Whales that live in on the west coast. Increasingly busy, noisy, hot waters where it’s hard to hunt dwindling salmon.

Choose orcas, not oil.

www.kuow.org/climate/2026...
Another grieving orca mom carries dead calf on her nose off Washington state
Whale researchers spotted the 30-year-old female orca carrying a tiny carcass through the Strait of Juan de Fuca on Saturday.
www.kuow.org
October 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Protesters number 5 and 6 interrupt Trump's San Antonio rally
October 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Trump gets heckled in Texas and the protester gets assaulted by a member of the crowd.
October 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Trump's speech is interrupted for a seventh time
October 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Find someone who will defend you with the same ferocity that Megyn Kelly defends rapists.
October 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
"Hurricane Rachel projected to approach San Diego-Tijuana by weekend"
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FOX 5 San Diego & KUSI News
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October 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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still super salty Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and he didn’t
October 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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We cannot trust our government to tell the truth.
If they’re admitting 81 planes, drones and helicopters worth $3.3 billion have been lost in Iran, imagine what they’re not telling us. The real cost is likely far higher, and our grandchildren will be paying for this unnecessary war and his reckless spending.
www.businesstoday.in/amp/world/st...
October 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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wow -- Fox Business is now treating Trump's completely made up economic boasts as though they are factual. Note the citation here -- "The White House"

Reminder that the entire US economy is about $32t. If we really had $21t flowing in, you'd notice it

Fox thinks their viewers are really dumb
October 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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since people aren't getting the reference...
October 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM