Horace Majeur
@horacemajeur.bsky.social
Gadabout gen-x omnivore from socal who enjoys reading, writing, film, travel, current events, comics, and the Oxford comma.
Bemused onlooker to crackpot America. Populism is a prisoner’s dilemma, not left/right.
https://letterboxd.com/horacemajeur/
Bemused onlooker to crackpot America. Populism is a prisoner’s dilemma, not left/right.
https://letterboxd.com/horacemajeur/
What can one do when completely exhausted by The Discourse but lack the constitution to shitpost to daylight?
August 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
What can one do when completely exhausted by The Discourse but lack the constitution to shitpost to daylight?
A little-discussed benefit of having your teeth cleaned in the morning is the residual fluoride aftertaste that ruins your appetite all day.
July 28, 2026 at 6:40 PM
A little-discussed benefit of having your teeth cleaned in the morning is the residual fluoride aftertaste that ruins your appetite all day.
July 4th for back to school ads? F walmart.
July 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
July 4th for back to school ads? F walmart.
TIL a four degree separation between DS9 and Studio 54.
June 30, 2026 at 3:25 AM
TIL a four degree separation between DS9 and Studio 54.
Today’s condition: looking up how many books Jessica Fletcher wrote. 41 in the show, 60+ in merchandising.
June 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Today’s condition: looking up how many books Jessica Fletcher wrote. 41 in the show, 60+ in merchandising.
Happy Billy Batts day for all who celebrate.
June 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Happy Billy Batts day for all who celebrate.
As a reminder to my future self for when the cycle has moved on:
This lego thing is bonkers.
This lego thing is bonkers.
June 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
As a reminder to my future self for when the cycle has moved on:
This lego thing is bonkers.
This lego thing is bonkers.
Rooting against a jeopardy champion isn't as much fun as I remember.
April 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Rooting against a jeopardy champion isn't as much fun as I remember.
Working 'terlet' into conversation can brighten even a bad day.
April 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Working 'terlet' into conversation can brighten even a bad day.
How many marks of the beast before someone draws the proper conclusion?
April 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
How many marks of the beast before someone draws the proper conclusion?
Figuring that "Girls" was written in '85-'86, which new wave hair dos were being referenced?
April 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Figuring that "Girls" was written in '85-'86, which new wave hair dos were being referenced?
Whenever I sabotage positive change to stick with a detrimental status quo, I say I'm taking a gilligan.
April 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Whenever I sabotage positive change to stick with a detrimental status quo, I say I'm taking a gilligan.
Precisely which role of Walt Goggins clinched his job as the face of Walmart? Corrupt cop? Grifter? Ghoul? Confederate?
April 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Precisely which role of Walt Goggins clinched his job as the face of Walmart? Corrupt cop? Grifter? Ghoul? Confederate?
Nothing on television is as depressing as For All Mankind's seasonal alt-history update.
April 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Nothing on television is as depressing as For All Mankind's seasonal alt-history update.
Weird that we’re now as far from the 90s swing revival as it was from the swing era.
March 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Weird that we’re now as far from the 90s swing revival as it was from the swing era.
Show me how you want it, tubi.
February 24, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Show me how you want it, tubi.
Today the difference between personal despair and optimism was one cup of good coffee.
February 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Today the difference between personal despair and optimism was one cup of good coffee.
And he calls himself that now?
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
And he calls himself that now?
Hurts donut was right there.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Hurts donut was right there.
As much as is possible, why don't English speakers call other countries by their native name? Courtesy and all.
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
As much as is possible, why don't English speakers call other countries by their native name? Courtesy and all.
Damn, they could afford Joey Pants.
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Damn, they could afford Joey Pants.
Weird reading the Eternals for the first time in the year the 4th hosts' 50-year judgment was to be rendered.
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Weird reading the Eternals for the first time in the year the 4th hosts' 50-year judgment was to be rendered.
Carshield. For Daryl Gates. For Rodney King.
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Carshield. For Daryl Gates. For Rodney King.
Sorry that Dobson missed out on the new season of Peacemaker.
August 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sorry that Dobson missed out on the new season of Peacemaker.
RIP Judge Caprio, one of a kind.
August 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
RIP Judge Caprio, one of a kind.