Hornet Heaven
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Does anyone remember what happened in the #watfordfc game last night?
I can’t recall. The stats say we made 2/3 of the match’s passes, of which nearly 3/4 were in our own half, so that must be what forced my eyes to glaze over.
I think I was a bit stupefied by all the nothing happening.
I can’t recall. The stats say we made 2/3 of the match’s passes, of which nearly 3/4 were in our own half, so that must be what forced my eyes to glaze over.
I think I was a bit stupefied by all the nothing happening.
September 19, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Does anyone remember what happened in the #watfordfc game last night?
I can’t recall. The stats say we made 2/3 of the match’s passes, of which nearly 3/4 were in our own half, so that must be what forced my eyes to glaze over.
I think I was a bit stupefied by all the nothing happening.
I can’t recall. The stats say we made 2/3 of the match’s passes, of which nearly 3/4 were in our own half, so that must be what forced my eyes to glaze over.
I think I was a bit stupefied by all the nothing happening.
As a new #watfordfc loanee arrives, it’s good to see that one from 2022/23 has gone onto greater things
September 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
As a new #watfordfc loanee arrives, it’s good to see that one from 2022/23 has gone onto greater things
Here’s a true #watfordfc story…
Watford needed more players. Their manager resigned, saying “I’m fading out of a game that has no place for my ideals when money appears to be the foremost consideration.”
But it wasn’t Javi Gracia or Alessio Dionisi in 2026.
⬇️ Short thread 🧵..
Watford needed more players. Their manager resigned, saying “I’m fading out of a game that has no place for my ideals when money appears to be the foremost consideration.”
But it wasn’t Javi Gracia or Alessio Dionisi in 2026.
⬇️ Short thread 🧵..
August 29, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Here’s a true #watfordfc story…
Watford needed more players. Their manager resigned, saying “I’m fading out of a game that has no place for my ideals when money appears to be the foremost consideration.”
But it wasn’t Javi Gracia or Alessio Dionisi in 2026.
⬇️ Short thread 🧵..
Watford needed more players. Their manager resigned, saying “I’m fading out of a game that has no place for my ideals when money appears to be the foremost consideration.”
But it wasn’t Javi Gracia or Alessio Dionisi in 2026.
⬇️ Short thread 🧵..
August 29, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Racketeers at Watford Football Club?
You couldn't make it up.
Listen to our latest episode at pod.fo/e/58b7e7 and hornetheaven.com
#WatfordFC
You couldn't make it up.
Listen to our latest episode at pod.fo/e/58b7e7 and hornetheaven.com
#WatfordFC
August 28, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Racketeers at Watford Football Club?
You couldn't make it up.
Listen to our latest episode at pod.fo/e/58b7e7 and hornetheaven.com
#WatfordFC
You couldn't make it up.
Listen to our latest episode at pod.fo/e/58b7e7 and hornetheaven.com
#WatfordFC
Today’s episode is the audio version of our recent and still topical story about a confrontation between FIFA and Watford fans.
Colin Mace’s narration is stunningly good.
It's in the usual places and here: pod.fo/e/58b7e7
#watfordfc
Colin Mace’s narration is stunningly good.
It's in the usual places and here: pod.fo/e/58b7e7
#watfordfc
August 28, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Today’s episode is the audio version of our recent and still topical story about a confrontation between FIFA and Watford fans.
Colin Mace’s narration is stunningly good.
It's in the usual places and here: pod.fo/e/58b7e7
#watfordfc
Colin Mace’s narration is stunningly good.
It's in the usual places and here: pod.fo/e/58b7e7
#watfordfc
"Yumiko asked if she could get the mug repaired for him. She said it would teach him a little more about the Japanese view of the world: that our struggles are part of our story."
New story out now at HornetHeaven.com
New story out now at HornetHeaven.com
August 22, 2026 at 8:47 AM
"Yumiko asked if she could get the mug repaired for him. She said it would teach him a little more about the Japanese view of the world: that our struggles are part of our story."
New story out now at HornetHeaven.com
New story out now at HornetHeaven.com
What's the strangest item of #watfordfc memorabilia you've kept?
(Here's the Meccano model of the old Main Stand from our latest story.)
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(Here's the Meccano model of the old Main Stand from our latest story.)
HornetHeaven.com
August 22, 2026 at 8:37 AM
What's the strangest item of #watfordfc memorabilia you've kept?
(Here's the Meccano model of the old Main Stand from our latest story.)
HornetHeaven.com
(Here's the Meccano model of the old Main Stand from our latest story.)
HornetHeaven.com
Our latest #watfordfc audio story takes you from Watford all the way to Japan, and back to Occupation Road.
You can listen here: pod.fo/e/562b34
You can listen here: pod.fo/e/562b34
August 21, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Our latest #watfordfc audio story takes you from Watford all the way to Japan, and back to Occupation Road.
You can listen here: pod.fo/e/562b34
You can listen here: pod.fo/e/562b34
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Watford 2 Southampton 1 (16/08/26). We know what we are. #watfordfc #saintsfc bhappy.wordpress.com/2026/08/17/w...
Watford 2 Southampton 1 (16/08/2026)
1- Kenny Jackett was awesome. He was one of a number of youngsters blooded at the end of the 1979/80 season, during which we’d just about dropped anchor in the second tier following consecuti…
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August 17, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Watford 2 Southampton 1 (16/08/26). We know what we are. #watfordfc #saintsfc bhappy.wordpress.com/2026/08/17/w...
We're halfway through our new #watfordfc series.
Listen on Spotify or any podcast platform.
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Listen on Spotify or any podcast platform.
Find out more at HornetHeaven.com
August 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
We're halfway through our new #watfordfc series.
Listen on Spotify or any podcast platform.
Find out more at HornetHeaven.com
Listen on Spotify or any podcast platform.
Find out more at HornetHeaven.com
Lovely feedback on our latest episode from one of our listeners.
(Two words you never heard said at #watfordfc last season.)
Listen at HornetHeaven.com
(Two words you never heard said at #watfordfc last season.)
Listen at HornetHeaven.com
August 15, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Lovely feedback on our latest episode from one of our listeners.
(Two words you never heard said at #watfordfc last season.)
Listen at HornetHeaven.com
(Two words you never heard said at #watfordfc last season.)
Listen at HornetHeaven.com
New #watfordfc episode out today.
"In August 2026, a man reaches the afterlife and discovers that he doesn’t love Watford FC anymore. Where will he spend eternity, if not Hornet Heaven?"
Listen on Spotify here:
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"In August 2026, a man reaches the afterlife and discovers that he doesn’t love Watford FC anymore. Where will he spend eternity, if not Hornet Heaven?"
Listen on Spotify here:
open.spotify.com/episode/2FM74xpHvpET6hXUG5W2RP?si=2MmO9rJ8Tsem1TvpEAdKBg
Eternity Stadium (S27 E2)
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August 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
New #watfordfc episode out today.
"In August 2026, a man reaches the afterlife and discovers that he doesn’t love Watford FC anymore. Where will he spend eternity, if not Hornet Heaven?"
Listen on Spotify here:
open.spotify.com/episode/2FM74xpHvpET6hXUG5W2RP?si=2MmO9rJ8Tsem1TvpEAdKBg
"In August 2026, a man reaches the afterlife and discovers that he doesn’t love Watford FC anymore. Where will he spend eternity, if not Hornet Heaven?"
Listen on Spotify here:
open.spotify.com/episode/2FM74xpHvpET6hXUG5W2RP?si=2MmO9rJ8Tsem1TvpEAdKBg
How do you get to Hornet Heaven if you've arrived at a different stadium in the sky?
Listen to our new #watfordfc audio story here:
pod.fo/e/541f60
Listen to our new #watfordfc audio story here:
pod.fo/e/541f60
August 14, 2026 at 6:28 AM
How do you get to Hornet Heaven if you've arrived at a different stadium in the sky?
Listen to our new #watfordfc audio story here:
pod.fo/e/541f60
Listen to our new #watfordfc audio story here:
pod.fo/e/541f60
Read our brand new #watfordfc story at www.thewatfordword.news
August 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Read our brand new #watfordfc story at www.thewatfordword.news
If you enjoyed our last #watfordfc story, you'll like this one too.
You can read it here:
thewatfordword.counterpress.media/features/exc...
You can read it here:
thewatfordword.counterpress.media/features/exc...
EXCLUSIVE: HORNET HEAVEN - The Football Widow • The Watford Word • Watford independent news
A brilliant short story from the creator of the award-winning podcast Hornet Heaven, based on real-life events at Watford FC but set in a fictional afterlife paradise where Hornets fans can carry on w...
thewatfordword.counterpress.media
August 13, 2026 at 10:21 AM
If you enjoyed our last #watfordfc story, you'll like this one too.
You can read it here:
thewatfordword.counterpress.media/features/exc...
You can read it here:
thewatfordword.counterpress.media/features/exc...
August 9, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Need heart for the new #watfordfc season?
Have a listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts or HornetHeaven.com
Have a listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts or HornetHeaven.com
August 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Need heart for the new #watfordfc season?
Have a listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts or HornetHeaven.com
Have a listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts or HornetHeaven.com
We like to explore a variety of styles, tones and genres in our tales from Hornet Heaven. Our latest short story was inspired by the wonderful writing of fellow #watfordfc fan @ronanhession.bsky.social
Read here: www.hornetheaven.com/heart
Or listen here: pod.fo/e/50f71a
Read here: www.hornetheaven.com/heart
Or listen here: pod.fo/e/50f71a
HEART
HEART by Olly Wicken Ian was small for seven. His second-hand tracksuit hung off him like it was embarrassed to be seen on such a tiny frame. If people mentioned it, he said he was having a bit of …
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August 7, 2026 at 8:15 AM
We like to explore a variety of styles, tones and genres in our tales from Hornet Heaven. Our latest short story was inspired by the wonderful writing of fellow #watfordfc fan @ronanhession.bsky.social
Read here: www.hornetheaven.com/heart
Or listen here: pod.fo/e/50f71a
Read here: www.hornetheaven.com/heart
Or listen here: pod.fo/e/50f71a
A short and sweet #WatfordFC story for the new season.
It’ll do your heart good.
Listen on Spotify or here: pod.fo/e/50f71a
It’ll do your heart good.
Listen on Spotify or here: pod.fo/e/50f71a
August 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
A short and sweet #WatfordFC story for the new season.
It’ll do your heart good.
Listen on Spotify or here: pod.fo/e/50f71a
It’ll do your heart good.
Listen on Spotify or here: pod.fo/e/50f71a
At the start of the new season in Hornet Heaven, Bill Mainwood is making a point of humming the song "Back to Black" in Henry Grover's presence. #watfordfc
New episode out tomorrow.
New episode out tomorrow.
August 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
At the start of the new season in Hornet Heaven, Bill Mainwood is making a point of humming the song "Back to Black" in Henry Grover's presence. #watfordfc
New episode out tomorrow.
New episode out tomorrow.
August 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
FREE SHORT STORY!
(Thanks to Gianni Infantino for making it topical!)
"Three men in suits arrive in the Watford FC afterlife and demand payment from the community if it wants to carry on watching #WatfordFC matches."
You can download it as a pdf here: hornetheaven.com/2026/08/03/t...
(Thanks to Gianni Infantino for making it topical!)
"Three men in suits arrive in the Watford FC afterlife and demand payment from the community if it wants to carry on watching #WatfordFC matches."
You can download it as a pdf here: hornetheaven.com/2026/08/03/t...
August 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
FREE SHORT STORY!
(Thanks to Gianni Infantino for making it topical!)
"Three men in suits arrive in the Watford FC afterlife and demand payment from the community if it wants to carry on watching #WatfordFC matches."
You can download it as a pdf here: hornetheaven.com/2026/08/03/t...
(Thanks to Gianni Infantino for making it topical!)
"Three men in suits arrive in the Watford FC afterlife and demand payment from the community if it wants to carry on watching #WatfordFC matches."
You can download it as a pdf here: hornetheaven.com/2026/08/03/t...