Rose Nylund
@hotpoints.bsky.social
63yo semi bald man leaning back in an armless brown folding chair smoking a cigarette under fluorescent lighting in bangkok via liechtenstein
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Rose Nylund
@hotpoints.bsky.social
· Jun 10
me dance
me robot
me bend my joints
me work
work it
yah friends are electric
me robot
me bend my joints
me work
work it
yah friends are electric
me: [looks at you]
you: [smirks]
you: [smirks]
September 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
me: [looks at you]
you: [smirks]
you: [smirks]
telemarketer
You can hate me for this and you'll probably block this account, but at this point this is the only way I can have you see my messages. I emailed you, from my main Gmail, and I wouldent be surprised if you blocked that too, but please read them and respond. Please.
September 7, 2026 at 7:36 AM
telemarketer
k.a.r. 💔 r.e.r.
The Custom Oregon Plate KARRER was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #KARRER
September 7, 2026 at 7:31 AM
k.a.r. 💔 r.e.r.
karen but wears a bedazzled jean jacket acid wash
The Custom Oregon Plate KARREN was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #KARREN
September 7, 2026 at 7:17 AM
karen but wears a bedazzled jean jacket acid wash
will provide an update in the morning
September 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
will provide an update in the morning
unclear why no one thinks im influential
encourage all of you the next time youre in a meeting or at a family meal think about how someone takes a dump do they make faces are their pants at their ankles do they use their phone are they gross fuckers who leave shit on the handle you might be surprised at what you learn
September 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
unclear why no one thinks im influential
nothing is more grossed out by a wet shower floor than the bottoms of my feet
August 29, 2026 at 8:18 AM
nothing is more grossed out by a wet shower floor than the bottoms of my feet
referred to my bro as prune dick after i walked in on him taking a leak
August 29, 2026 at 7:46 AM
referred to my bro as prune dick after i walked in on him taking a leak
pastafarians are atheists with attitude?
August 27, 2026 at 4:43 AM
pastafarians are atheists with attitude?
or how the ceo takes a shit
without intrusive thoughts i wouldnt know how my boss humps his wife
August 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
or how the ceo takes a shit
my pubic hair has acquired legal title to a small section of my thighs through adverse possession
consider this:
the state of a womans vagina at any given time
the state of a womans vagina at any given time
August 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
my pubic hair has acquired legal title to a small section of my thighs through adverse possession
that my student loan debt is my greatest source of shame - and not that a boy once threw up after performing oral sex on me because i had shortly before sharted without so much as wiping - says a lot
August 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
that my student loan debt is my greatest source of shame - and not that a boy once threw up after performing oral sex on me because i had shortly before sharted without so much as wiping - says a lot
without intrusive thoughts i wouldnt know how my boss humps his wife
August 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
without intrusive thoughts i wouldnt know how my boss humps his wife
finally got permission to tell everyone this was the original chorus for are friends electric? by gary numan and the tubeway army
me dance
me robot
me bend my joints
me work
work it
yah friends are electric
me robot
me bend my joints
me work
work it
yah friends are electric
August 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
finally got permission to tell everyone this was the original chorus for are friends electric? by gary numan and the tubeway army
men be thinking women want only rich guys meanwhile were out here humping unemployed hang glider pilots and men who believe theyre elves
a raptor researcher a mailman an army officer a sales rep a software engineer three construction workers a docketing clerk four lawyers a brit a swiss an unemployed hang glider pilot a glass blower a former boss and an architect who had a scooter sidecar for his dog
a party where i invite all the men ive humped and in the room are an oral surgeon a former college football player a meatpacking worker and a man who believed he was an elf
August 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
men be thinking women want only rich guys meanwhile were out here humping unemployed hang glider pilots and men who believe theyre elves
a raptor researcher a mailman an army officer a sales rep a software engineer three construction workers a docketing clerk four lawyers a brit a swiss an unemployed hang glider pilot a glass blower a former boss and an architect who had a scooter sidecar for his dog
a party where i invite all the men ive humped and in the room are an oral surgeon a former college football player a meatpacking worker and a man who believed he was an elf
August 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
a raptor researcher a mailman an army officer a sales rep a software engineer three construction workers a docketing clerk four lawyers a brit a swiss an unemployed hang glider pilot a glass blower a former boss and an architect who had a scooter sidecar for his dog
a party where i invite all the men ive humped and in the room are an oral surgeon a former college football player a meatpacking worker and a man who believed he was an elf
August 2, 2026 at 8:16 AM
a party where i invite all the men ive humped and in the room are an oral surgeon a former college football player a meatpacking worker and a man who believed he was an elf
if you squint this looks like my little bro sitting on the toilet tucking his dong
July 27, 2026 at 6:14 AM
if you squint this looks like my little bro sitting on the toilet tucking his dong
ello gov'na eat your pudding
July 27, 2026 at 6:10 AM
ello gov'na eat your pudding
i have it on good authority that they did this in the name of jimothy
Seattle Police are searching for two men who climbed over the glass wall of the Space Needle observation tower on Friday evening, flipped over a ledge and then parachuted from the 605-foot-tall structure.
Seattle Police Search for 2 Men Who Parachuted From the Space Needle
The men face criminal trespassing charges after they climbed over the glass wall of the observation deck of the city landmark and jumped from the ledge Friday evening.
nyti.ms
July 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
i have it on good authority that they did this in the name of jimothy
po was not a typical kung fu warrior but he still defeated the bad guys
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
July 26, 2026 at 8:25 PM
po was not a typical kung fu warrior but he still defeated the bad guys
its simple folks: when i post that my vagina is slightly itchy its either a message for my spy agency handler or it means my vagina is slightly itchy
There's a small group of Bluesky users who believe that everything here should be packaged and addressed to them specifically
Imagine going through life expecting that everything should be geared to your personal knowledge base. I think everyone I follow here occasionally says something I don't understand or makes a reference I don't get. That's how you learn!
July 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
its simple folks: when i post that my vagina is slightly itchy its either a message for my spy agency handler or it means my vagina is slightly itchy
for instance right now my vagina is slightly itchy and no you fools i do not have the clap
consider this:
the state of a womans vagina at any given time
the state of a womans vagina at any given time
July 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
for instance right now my vagina is slightly itchy and no you fools i do not have the clap
when youre 21 and dont have to hide from the cops when tjey enter the bar ths is what you yell at them
July 25, 2026 at 4:39 AM
when youre 21 and dont have to hide from the cops when tjey enter the bar ths is what you yell at them