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Gifts like this are precisely why White Elephant was invented.
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Gifts like this are precisely why White Elephant was invented.
I keep reading this as Hydrox, which has ruined cookies for me forever.
Joanna Wietrzyk, a 24-year-old from Melbourne, says she should have pulled off the track during the women’s 16-to-24 Hyrox event in Beijing.
Australian athlete apologizes after winning race despite involuntary bowel movement
“Looking back, I regret the decision to not have stepped off the track,” Hydrox competitor Joanna Wietrzyk said.
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September 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I keep reading this as Hydrox, which has ruined cookies for me forever.
I couldn't name one Ed Sheeran song.
September 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I couldn't name one Ed Sheeran song.
Filled my tank this morning. That was jarring.
September 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Filled my tank this morning. That was jarring.
This may be the best case against legalizing marijuana.
He’s at it again
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
This may be the best case against legalizing marijuana.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Chick Bongo.
September 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
It's a pleasure to meet you, Chick Bongo.
I had errands to run but my dog was being cute so I never left.
September 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I had errands to run but my dog was being cute so I never left.
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GEFILTE PHISHING
Just got a phishing email from someone posing as my Rabbi, so that's a fun escalation.
September 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
GEFILTE PHISHING
This was a day.
September 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
This was a day.
It was probably Aengus. @derekburgan.bsky.social
What’s the most random celebrity encounter you’ve ever had in Boston?
Who was it, where did you run into them, and what happened during the interaction?
Who was it, where did you run into them, and what happened during the interaction?
September 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
It was probably Aengus. @derekburgan.bsky.social
Fell asleep at 9 pm. Wide awake at 3 am. 🙃
September 14, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Fell asleep at 9 pm. Wide awake at 3 am. 🙃
Wait, that's how he pronounces his name?
New correspondent Ross Douthat says "no story looms larger than the latest developments in artificial intelligence." The technology and its impacts will be a major focus of 60 Minutes reporting.
September 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Wait, that's how he pronounces his name?
I hate football.
September 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I hate football.
What was that shit?
September 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
What was that shit?
Other than their offense and defense, the Commanders look decent.
September 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Other than their offense and defense, the Commanders look decent.
They flagged Diggs for humping the goalpost.
September 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
They flagged Diggs for humping the goalpost.
BREAKING: Parish has been traded to the Cleveland Browns for two firsts and smoked meat considerations.
He then tried to steal the replacement turkey!
September 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
BREAKING: Parish has been traded to the Cleveland Browns for two firsts and smoked meat considerations.
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🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
September 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
Saints have a QB.
September 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Saints have a QB.
Nick Folk is 87 years old.
September 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Nick Folk is 87 years old.
Glad the Titans spent all that time on their unis. 🫣
September 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Glad the Titans spent all that time on their unis. 🫣
Panthers helmets are absolute fire.
September 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Panthers helmets are absolute fire.