Char Mal Fet
@howlscake.bsky.social
owl girl, will make a meal out of ur guts.
32 || she/her || 🔞 musclegirl with a dick, posts lewds and hot takes
clinically insane about lancelot
32 || she/her || 🔞 musclegirl with a dick, posts lewds and hot takes
clinically insane about lancelot
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Make my body a site of worship 💕
October 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Make my body a site of worship 💕
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i used to think only girls made girlsounds during sex but now i know anyone can sound like a girl as long as you put it in their butt
October 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
i used to think only girls made girlsounds during sex but now i know anyone can sound like a girl as long as you put it in their butt
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viper ran out of neurotoxin so u can huff her balls instead ig
October 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
viper ran out of neurotoxin so u can huff her balls instead ig
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talk to em Ben
🛸 Ben Quadinaros - BT310 Quadra 💿Star Wars Racer Revenge
🎮PlayStation 2🗓️ 2002
🎮PlayStation 2🗓️ 2002
October 4, 2026 at 8:47 AM
talk to em Ben
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YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.)
MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
October 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.)
MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
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Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.
September 30, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.
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i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
September 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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September 29, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Commission for Louise
September 24, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Commission for Louise
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![cat with tie saying “I hope I [blank] get humiliated” in front a building labeled “humiliation factory”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v333fnfm4thmcbyoq3kcolfu/bafkreidmeolcpgpkdztbv5rbg3dl33ujgms6tnbfcrqbeswhorfxxjh35m)
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I love you!
September 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I love you!
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An older one I'm a fan of.
September 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
An older one I'm a fan of.
I need to be a fleshlight for someone so fuckin badly. Full useless bottom mode rn
September 23, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I need to be a fleshlight for someone so fuckin badly. Full useless bottom mode rn
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One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
September 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
September 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
i want a tummy tattoo but it feels like such prime real estate i feel like it has to be something really good and im too stupid to have a good idea for it
September 19, 2026 at 5:42 PM
i want a tummy tattoo but it feels like such prime real estate i feel like it has to be something really good and im too stupid to have a good idea for it
Ever wondered what it would be like to be a chair?
September 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Ever wondered what it would be like to be a chair?
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this is what good girls are made for
September 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
this is what good girls are made for