DeeDee Megadoodoo
@humanroadkill.bsky.social
Old description was lame
Back then I didn’t masturbate because the photos were sufficient enough for me
August 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Back then I didn’t masturbate because the photos were sufficient enough for me
Had a friend who loved Locked out of Heaven by Bruno Mars but they were also devoutly religious so whenever they would sing the song they would say “locked in a headlock”
August 24, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Had a friend who loved Locked out of Heaven by Bruno Mars but they were also devoutly religious so whenever they would sing the song they would say “locked in a headlock”
Flamboyant homophobe
August 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Flamboyant homophobe
Dank responsibly
August 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Dank responsibly
Namespedia: Neat website that shows the meanings, etymology, and population numbers of first and last names, as well as a built in realistic name generator that is useful for stories or something
August 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Namespedia: Neat website that shows the meanings, etymology, and population numbers of first and last names, as well as a built in realistic name generator that is useful for stories or something
One time I came and it trickled down into my anus and later around the same time I started getting sick so I thought I contracted Aids
August 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
One time I came and it trickled down into my anus and later around the same time I started getting sick so I thought I contracted Aids
These painkillers ain’t doin’ the trick for me
June 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
These painkillers ain’t doin’ the trick for me
Sex with furniture
June 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Sex with furniture
Knock knock, special delivery
May 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Knock knock, special delivery
Bluesky, do your thing
May 21, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Bluesky, do your thing
What ROTC does to a muhfuh
May 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
What ROTC does to a muhfuh
No laugh 2026 is difficult for me because I can’t stop thinking of that shitty impractical jokers meme
April 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
No laugh 2026 is difficult for me because I can’t stop thinking of that shitty impractical jokers meme
Injection site reaction
April 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Injection site reaction
Wrist training order
April 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Wrist training order
I’m gonna teach you a listen you’ll never forget… or remember ‘cause you’ll be dead
March 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I’m gonna teach you a listen you’ll never forget… or remember ‘cause you’ll be dead
If you’re gonna buy a Snikt comic don’t be fooled by its width because a good chunk of the book is just concept art and personal notes
March 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
If you’re gonna buy a Snikt comic don’t be fooled by its width because a good chunk of the book is just concept art and personal notes
How it feels to end a perfect shit with a quick lil nut
March 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
How it feels to end a perfect shit with a quick lil nut
Formally aldehyde
March 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Formally aldehyde
They done shot up my geandmomma
March 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
They done shot up my geandmomma
Bruce lee more like spruce up the place more, lee
March 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Bruce lee more like spruce up the place more, lee
In the future there will be a band named angelina and the tires
March 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
In the future there will be a band named angelina and the tires
Good morning fine citizens
February 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Good morning fine citizens