j(ay)
@hydrop0nicw33d.bsky.social
CO born and raised.📍Denver. he/him. 28.
entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️⚧️🍉
entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️⚧️🍉
I have nearly 150GB of saved music on my phone…I am in desperate need of a cleanse but I honestly don’t even know where to begin.
September 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I have nearly 150GB of saved music on my phone…I am in desperate need of a cleanse but I honestly don’t even know where to begin.
I really love sharing my boner with my friends.
September 17, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I really love sharing my boner with my friends.
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Get your fucking dick up and host a circle jerk!! It seems like nobody wants to host a circle jerk these days…
September 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Get your fucking dick up and host a circle jerk!! It seems like nobody wants to host a circle jerk these days…
Good morning to everyone else with morning wood rn
September 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Good morning to everyone else with morning wood rn
I need more cloudy days like yesterday tbh.
September 15, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I need more cloudy days like yesterday tbh.
Work: done.
Run: on the way.
Nut: to be had.
Dinner: to be slayed.
Run: on the way.
Nut: to be had.
Dinner: to be slayed.
September 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Work: done.
Run: on the way.
Nut: to be had.
Dinner: to be slayed.
Run: on the way.
Nut: to be had.
Dinner: to be slayed.
Anybody else hit their face more often than not when masturbating? Or just me?
September 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Anybody else hit their face more often than not when masturbating? Or just me?
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Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
September 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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Another gay icon gone 😔
Bob Mackie, designer to the stars who dressed Cher and Madonna, and defined '70s glamour, has died at 87
Bob Mackie, Designer To The Stars Who Dressed Cher And Madonna And Defined '70s Glamour, Dies At 87
When Marilyn Monroe delivered a seductive take on “Happy Birthday” to President John F. Kennedy, she did it in a gown that Mackie dreamed up.
www.huffpost.com
September 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Another gay icon gone 😔
I think we should all go home and take a nap.
September 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I think we should all go home and take a nap.
Well, looks like it’s time to start streaming Macklemore again.
September 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Well, looks like it’s time to start streaming Macklemore again.
Don’t make me grab you by the foreskin.
September 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Don’t make me grab you by the foreskin.
So who’s gonna come fall leaf peeping with me this weekend?
September 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
So who’s gonna come fall leaf peeping with me this weekend?
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I hope something beautiful happens to you today. Have a marvelous Monday, my loves!
September 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I hope something beautiful happens to you today. Have a marvelous Monday, my loves!
Need to meet more oomfies for coffee tbh.
September 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Need to meet more oomfies for coffee tbh.
Seeing Kelela tonight 🥹
September 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Seeing Kelela tonight 🥹
Run: complete.
Nut: busted.
Brunch: incoming.
Nut: busted.
Brunch: incoming.
September 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Run: complete.
Nut: busted.
Brunch: incoming.
Nut: busted.
Brunch: incoming.
Awake at 3:30 am, so naturally, I will smoke and stroke.
September 12, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Awake at 3:30 am, so naturally, I will smoke and stroke.
Everyone say thank you to Jhené Aiko for releasing new music after 6 years ❤️
September 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Everyone say thank you to Jhené Aiko for releasing new music after 6 years ❤️
Eating my body weight in frozen grapes.
September 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Eating my body weight in frozen grapes.
Avoiding as much work as possible by simply wandering around campus instead of sitting at my desk 🤭
September 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Avoiding as much work as possible by simply wandering around campus instead of sitting at my desk 🤭
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it’s Antagonize Friday it’s time to antagonize
September 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
it’s Antagonize Friday it’s time to antagonize