Matthew | Hyper
@hyp3rstrike.bsky.social
Neurospicy dumb cunt that does smart things.
My petrol line trimmer finally necked itself after 12 years. Great innings for a Homelite. Shame they're not around anymore.
Wasn't keen on buying a battery powered one. Having to recharge every X number of minutes shits me, so I bit the bullet and bought a new petrol powered Victa.
Oh, she goes!
Wasn't keen on buying a battery powered one. Having to recharge every X number of minutes shits me, so I bit the bullet and bought a new petrol powered Victa.
Oh, she goes!
September 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
My petrol line trimmer finally necked itself after 12 years. Great innings for a Homelite. Shame they're not around anymore.
Wasn't keen on buying a battery powered one. Having to recharge every X number of minutes shits me, so I bit the bullet and bought a new petrol powered Victa.
Oh, she goes!
Wasn't keen on buying a battery powered one. Having to recharge every X number of minutes shits me, so I bit the bullet and bought a new petrol powered Victa.
Oh, she goes!
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Bong Coffin's back on the streaming services, gotta pay the devil his due for visibility
open.spotify.com/album/5H4axF...
open.spotify.com/album/5H4axF...
The End Beyond Doubt - Album by Bong Coffin | Spotify
Bong Coffin · album · 2023 · 10 songs
open.spotify.com
August 28, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Bong Coffin's back on the streaming services, gotta pay the devil his due for visibility
open.spotify.com/album/5H4axF...
open.spotify.com/album/5H4axF...
What the fuck is going on with the mixed titles and intro?
August 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
What the fuck is going on with the mixed titles and intro?
Cracked the shits last month and uninstalled all social apps, or muted notifications.
The rate my phone was going off was insane.
The rate my phone was going off was insane.
August 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Cracked the shits last month and uninstalled all social apps, or muted notifications.
The rate my phone was going off was insane.
The rate my phone was going off was insane.
After today, I'm on annual leave for a week - and most of my plans got thrown out the door on Monday when the timing chains in my car nearly shat the bed.
I've only been driving for six months and I feel somewhat lost without my car now lol.
I've only been driving for six months and I feel somewhat lost without my car now lol.
July 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
After today, I'm on annual leave for a week - and most of my plans got thrown out the door on Monday when the timing chains in my car nearly shat the bed.
I've only been driving for six months and I feel somewhat lost without my car now lol.
I've only been driving for six months and I feel somewhat lost without my car now lol.
End of Ember is fucking hilarious.
Check it out at the Indie Games section (is it still called a room?) at @avcon.org.au.
Or on Steam.
store.steampowered.com/app/3217880/...
Played the playtest last night on Steamdeck and it's just good fun.
Check it out at the Indie Games section (is it still called a room?) at @avcon.org.au.
Or on Steam.
store.steampowered.com/app/3217880/...
Played the playtest last night on Steamdeck and it's just good fun.
End of Ember on Steam
Explore a gory Hell in this twin-stick shooter that pays homage to badass horror franchises. Kill demons, upgrade items, and fight weird and gross bosses until they explode in piles of gore. Who is Em...
store.steampowered.com
July 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
End of Ember is fucking hilarious.
Check it out at the Indie Games section (is it still called a room?) at @avcon.org.au.
Or on Steam.
store.steampowered.com/app/3217880/...
Played the playtest last night on Steamdeck and it's just good fun.
Check it out at the Indie Games section (is it still called a room?) at @avcon.org.au.
Or on Steam.
store.steampowered.com/app/3217880/...
Played the playtest last night on Steamdeck and it's just good fun.
Reposted by Matthew | Hyper
You can play The Sacred Acorn at @avcon.org.au this weekend, it and a bunch of other awesome games are part of the AVCon steam event you can view here store.steampowered.com/curator/4599...
Thanks to @ninanikolic.com for the amazing work as always
#avcon #indiegame #con #squirrel
Thanks to @ninanikolic.com for the amazing work as always
#avcon #indiegame #con #squirrel
July 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
You can play The Sacred Acorn at @avcon.org.au this weekend, it and a bunch of other awesome games are part of the AVCon steam event you can view here store.steampowered.com/curator/4599...
Thanks to @ninanikolic.com for the amazing work as always
#avcon #indiegame #con #squirrel
Thanks to @ninanikolic.com for the amazing work as always
#avcon #indiegame #con #squirrel
Went to an art workshop with @raspberrysheep.bsky.social and ended up doodling some shit.
June 27, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Went to an art workshop with @raspberrysheep.bsky.social and ended up doodling some shit.
"I suck at using Bluesky"
The stream is up and we're live with Art!
Come hang out at the channel link below.
[ twitch.tv/kirimae ]
Come hang out at the channel link below.
[ twitch.tv/kirimae ]
June 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
"I suck at using Bluesky"
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Internet is still out... Taking "Pay What You Want" commissions to help cover the costs too, please leave a donation and DM me your character and I'll make you something in thanks. Probably a cute cartoon version like this because they're adorable. ko-fi.com/MeaKitty
June 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Internet is still out... Taking "Pay What You Want" commissions to help cover the costs too, please leave a donation and DM me your character and I'll make you something in thanks. Probably a cute cartoon version like this because they're adorable. ko-fi.com/MeaKitty
Nothing shits me quite like an IT ticket I've submitted for a very specific request that ends with a solution completely unrelated to what I asked for.
Ask if the company has a code for Google Enterprise to activate a work profile on my phone, get told to install Company Portal instead.
Fuck off.
Ask if the company has a code for Google Enterprise to activate a work profile on my phone, get told to install Company Portal instead.
Fuck off.
June 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Nothing shits me quite like an IT ticket I've submitted for a very specific request that ends with a solution completely unrelated to what I asked for.
Ask if the company has a code for Google Enterprise to activate a work profile on my phone, get told to install Company Portal instead.
Fuck off.
Ask if the company has a code for Google Enterprise to activate a work profile on my phone, get told to install Company Portal instead.
Fuck off.
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HI EVERYONE-
I'm still Partner pushing and heading in the right direction again this month! 🤞✨
We still need a couple of streams with 75 average viewers to meet the qualifications! Any lurks, raids, shares, etc. would mean the world to me 💜
📺 twitch.tv/jasteria
I'm still Partner pushing and heading in the right direction again this month! 🤞✨
We still need a couple of streams with 75 average viewers to meet the qualifications! Any lurks, raids, shares, etc. would mean the world to me 💜
📺 twitch.tv/jasteria
May 20, 2026 at 9:22 PM
HI EVERYONE-
I'm still Partner pushing and heading in the right direction again this month! 🤞✨
We still need a couple of streams with 75 average viewers to meet the qualifications! Any lurks, raids, shares, etc. would mean the world to me 💜
📺 twitch.tv/jasteria
I'm still Partner pushing and heading in the right direction again this month! 🤞✨
We still need a couple of streams with 75 average viewers to meet the qualifications! Any lurks, raids, shares, etc. would mean the world to me 💜
📺 twitch.tv/jasteria
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I'm using this, it works, it's delightful. Fuck having to host my shit all over the joint lol
#streamers need to get on this
#streamers need to get on this
idk if it or I am ready for it to be out there, but fuck it - bandaid off.
hyperx64.com/hyperalerts
This is my local-first/no cloud dependency stream alerts app for @streamer.bot, built in Next.js, Tailwind CSS, with an Electron wrapper.
It's lightweight and uses around ~100mb of ram.
hyperx64.com/hyperalerts
This is my local-first/no cloud dependency stream alerts app for @streamer.bot, built in Next.js, Tailwind CSS, with an Electron wrapper.
It's lightweight and uses around ~100mb of ram.
Hyper Alerts
Local-first stream alerts for OBS and Streamer.bot.
hyperx64.com
May 24, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'm using this, it works, it's delightful. Fuck having to host my shit all over the joint lol
#streamers need to get on this
#streamers need to get on this
idk if it or I am ready for it to be out there, but fuck it - bandaid off.
hyperx64.com/hyperalerts
This is my local-first/no cloud dependency stream alerts app for @streamer.bot, built in Next.js, Tailwind CSS, with an Electron wrapper.
It's lightweight and uses around ~100mb of ram.
hyperx64.com/hyperalerts
This is my local-first/no cloud dependency stream alerts app for @streamer.bot, built in Next.js, Tailwind CSS, with an Electron wrapper.
It's lightweight and uses around ~100mb of ram.
Hyper Alerts
Local-first stream alerts for OBS and Streamer.bot.
hyperx64.com
May 24, 2026 at 10:09 PM
idk if it or I am ready for it to be out there, but fuck it - bandaid off.
hyperx64.com/hyperalerts
This is my local-first/no cloud dependency stream alerts app for @streamer.bot, built in Next.js, Tailwind CSS, with an Electron wrapper.
It's lightweight and uses around ~100mb of ram.
hyperx64.com/hyperalerts
This is my local-first/no cloud dependency stream alerts app for @streamer.bot, built in Next.js, Tailwind CSS, with an Electron wrapper.
It's lightweight and uses around ~100mb of ram.
Wifey bought me Forza Horizon 6 and now I'm going down a rabbit hole of trying to tune the VF and Maloo 😂
May 22, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Wifey bought me Forza Horizon 6 and now I'm going down a rabbit hole of trying to tune the VF and Maloo 😂
I meant to play some Forza Horizon 6 tonight, and I played some but not as much as I wanted to lol.
Stupid neurospicy brain wanted to work on my self-hosted stream alerts solution/integration for @streamer.bot instead.
Huge thanks to @phoenixfireart.au + @kirimae.bsky.social for being my labrats
Stupid neurospicy brain wanted to work on my self-hosted stream alerts solution/integration for @streamer.bot instead.
Huge thanks to @phoenixfireart.au + @kirimae.bsky.social for being my labrats
May 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I meant to play some Forza Horizon 6 tonight, and I played some but not as much as I wanted to lol.
Stupid neurospicy brain wanted to work on my self-hosted stream alerts solution/integration for @streamer.bot instead.
Huge thanks to @phoenixfireart.au + @kirimae.bsky.social for being my labrats
Stupid neurospicy brain wanted to work on my self-hosted stream alerts solution/integration for @streamer.bot instead.
Huge thanks to @phoenixfireart.au + @kirimae.bsky.social for being my labrats
On the weekend, @raspberrysheep.bsky.social and I went up to Mount Lofty Summit to see the #Adelaide city lights.
Here is dashcam footage of the trip up there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9S...
(Spoiler: she might have freaked out a little 😂)
Here is dashcam footage of the trip up there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9S...
(Spoiler: she might have freaked out a little 😂)
Mount Lofty Summit Adventure feat @raspberrysheep8826
YouTube video by HYP3RSTRIKE
www.youtube.com
May 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
On the weekend, @raspberrysheep.bsky.social and I went up to Mount Lofty Summit to see the #Adelaide city lights.
Here is dashcam footage of the trip up there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9S...
(Spoiler: she might have freaked out a little 😂)
Here is dashcam footage of the trip up there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9S...
(Spoiler: she might have freaked out a little 😂)
Brother, by Takeshi Kitano.
April 26, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Brother, by Takeshi Kitano.
ngl kinda liking fedora 43 KDE plasma
April 23, 2026 at 5:45 AM
ngl kinda liking fedora 43 KDE plasma
It'll never not be funny to me how easily some people are goaded into breaking the speed limit lol.
Just sit at the traffic lights, and when it goes green, make sure you take off and hit the speed limit first - and then watch them fly past you. 😂
Just sit at the traffic lights, and when it goes green, make sure you take off and hit the speed limit first - and then watch them fly past you. 😂
April 20, 2026 at 2:23 PM
It'll never not be funny to me how easily some people are goaded into breaking the speed limit lol.
Just sit at the traffic lights, and when it goes green, make sure you take off and hit the speed limit first - and then watch them fly past you. 😂
Just sit at the traffic lights, and when it goes green, make sure you take off and hit the speed limit first - and then watch them fly past you. 😂
Woke up this morning, and watched the YouTube uploads of breakfast tv interview panels on the latest social media tirade from someone very clearly fucked in the head.
The thing I didn't expect was to agree with a Nationals senator that Australia needs to be self reliant.
The thing I didn't expect was to agree with a Nationals senator that Australia needs to be self reliant.
April 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Woke up this morning, and watched the YouTube uploads of breakfast tv interview panels on the latest social media tirade from someone very clearly fucked in the head.
The thing I didn't expect was to agree with a Nationals senator that Australia needs to be self reliant.
The thing I didn't expect was to agree with a Nationals senator that Australia needs to be self reliant.
Can we rename LinkedIn "Thought Leaders" to Cringefluencers?
March 26, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Can we rename LinkedIn "Thought Leaders" to Cringefluencers?
Twice
Oh correction LIB not LNP because the Coalition split after the disastrous last Federal election
March 22, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Twice
I forgot how tedious it is to set up a new phone.
March 18, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I forgot how tedious it is to set up a new phone.