Elizabeth Story
@hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
🖤🤍💜Book Designer for Tachyon Publications. Opinions my own. Give me your Oreos.
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logging into my itunes account for the first time in like ten years and... I don't REMEMBER buying two Lonely Island albums but I'm not mad about it
September 21, 2026 at 11:54 PM
logging into my itunes account for the first time in like ten years and... I don't REMEMBER buying two Lonely Island albums but I'm not mad about it
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I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
September 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Win or lose, James Talarico's campaign is a major threat to the GOP, especially in the long term.
Many evangelicals don't even know "liberal Christian" is a possibility. He is showing that it is.
And the Christian right is *freaking out*.
www.salon.com/2026/09/21/j...
Many evangelicals don't even know "liberal Christian" is a possibility. He is showing that it is.
And the Christian right is *freaking out*.
www.salon.com/2026/09/21/j...
James Talarico’s campaign could do lasting damage to the GOP
The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal
www.salon.com
September 21, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Win or lose, James Talarico's campaign is a major threat to the GOP, especially in the long term.
Many evangelicals don't even know "liberal Christian" is a possibility. He is showing that it is.
And the Christian right is *freaking out*.
www.salon.com/2026/09/21/j...
Many evangelicals don't even know "liberal Christian" is a possibility. He is showing that it is.
And the Christian right is *freaking out*.
www.salon.com/2026/09/21/j...
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who would like to fund a documentary:
I go to 35 different men who send unsolicited dick pics to non-consenting women. I get to know them and their whole lives, very nuanced. I ask them why, I really listen, we fully explore it. When we're done, I murder them on camera.
I go to 35 different men who send unsolicited dick pics to non-consenting women. I get to know them and their whole lives, very nuanced. I ask them why, I really listen, we fully explore it. When we're done, I murder them on camera.
September 13, 2026 at 12:52 AM
who would like to fund a documentary:
I go to 35 different men who send unsolicited dick pics to non-consenting women. I get to know them and their whole lives, very nuanced. I ask them why, I really listen, we fully explore it. When we're done, I murder them on camera.
I go to 35 different men who send unsolicited dick pics to non-consenting women. I get to know them and their whole lives, very nuanced. I ask them why, I really listen, we fully explore it. When we're done, I murder them on camera.
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Jesus Christ
NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal.
As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.
As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.
September 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Jesus Christ
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Excellent work here by WBUR, one of my (many) hometown stations.
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
www.wbur.org
September 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Excellent work here by WBUR, one of my (many) hometown stations.
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i still put my foot in my mouth every once in a while but for the most part i just don't care when people get mad at a dumb post because i have a circle of friends and loved ones whom i trust to tell me when i'm way off. i think a lot of posters who go insane do not have this
It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
September 21, 2026 at 9:14 PM
i still put my foot in my mouth every once in a while but for the most part i just don't care when people get mad at a dumb post because i have a circle of friends and loved ones whom i trust to tell me when i'm way off. i think a lot of posters who go insane do not have this
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when ai leaves u behind
September 20, 2026 at 11:37 AM
when ai leaves u behind
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"This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me," says a gray-haired cishet white man in a cowboy hat.
How does the Onion do it, this isn't even their platform.
How does the Onion do it, this isn't even their platform.
September 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
"This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me," says a gray-haired cishet white man in a cowboy hat.
How does the Onion do it, this isn't even their platform.
How does the Onion do it, this isn't even their platform.
finally watched Project Hail Mary and it really was That Good!
September 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
finally watched Project Hail Mary and it really was That Good!
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Mike Rogers couldn't be bothered to show up to the debate, but here's what I would have asked him if he wasn't such a coward:
September 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Mike Rogers couldn't be bothered to show up to the debate, but here's what I would have asked him if he wasn't such a coward:
bough an Insignia Universal Remote for my 2 Insignia TVs and of course it doesn't work on eithrt
September 20, 2026 at 10:24 PM
bough an Insignia Universal Remote for my 2 Insignia TVs and of course it doesn't work on eithrt
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For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:
Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down
Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace
Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs
Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down
Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace
Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs
Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
September 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:
Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down
Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace
Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs
Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down
Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace
Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs
Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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are fruits that are also vegetables more healthy than fruits that are just fruit? or is it all perception?
September 19, 2026 at 1:33 AM
are fruits that are also vegetables more healthy than fruits that are just fruit? or is it all perception?
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Oh my god, it's the guy in Faith's comic
September 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Oh my god, it's the guy in Faith's comic
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There were a few “oh shit we almost nuked the world” events in the 70s and 80s that were due to a combination of immature tech and human error but then we sorta solved that until now when we’re gonna do it again because a few dipshits decided some OTHER immature tech should be in charge
September 18, 2026 at 11:54 PM
There were a few “oh shit we almost nuked the world” events in the 70s and 80s that were due to a combination of immature tech and human error but then we sorta solved that until now when we’re gonna do it again because a few dipshits decided some OTHER immature tech should be in charge
im sick of pumpkin spice. why cant america lean hard into chestnut season?
September 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
im sick of pumpkin spice. why cant america lean hard into chestnut season?
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BREAKING: Donald Trump, who has repeatedly vowed to protect free speech as president, is escalating his effort to silence media outlets who don’t lick his boots, this time by attempting to ban CNN, MSNOW, and Politico from the White House press pool.
Details ↓
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Self-Proclaimed Free Speech Defender Bans CNN, MSNOW, Politco From White House
Donald Trump announced on Friday that he is banning CNN, MSNOW, and Politico from the White House, calling them "fake news."
www.rollingstone.com
September 18, 2026 at 7:52 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump, who has repeatedly vowed to protect free speech as president, is escalating his effort to silence media outlets who don’t lick his boots, this time by attempting to ban CNN, MSNOW, and Politico from the White House press pool.
Details ↓
Details ↓
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We support The Mitch McConnell Act
September 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
We support The Mitch McConnell Act
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It's the ideology of raw egoism, pure strutting bullying over-compensation even when it's playing crusader in its jackboots, driven by the cowardice of bigotry. Real heroism is unfathomable to fascists in its selflessness, reviled by them, in fact, as reminder of their petty peevish siege mentality.
I cannot comprehend anyone targeting RNLI volunteers with hate and threats. I cannot understand how anyone can have anything but respect and awe for people willing to set to sea in hurricanes, with waves as high as houses, to try to save lives.
September 18, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It's the ideology of raw egoism, pure strutting bullying over-compensation even when it's playing crusader in its jackboots, driven by the cowardice of bigotry. Real heroism is unfathomable to fascists in its selflessness, reviled by them, in fact, as reminder of their petty peevish siege mentality.
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I’m gonna keep saying it.
It‘s not purity tests. Or trans people. Or Black, disabled or queer people that got us Trump.
It’s cishet white guys.
you sound like a fool suggesting otherwise.
It‘s not purity tests. Or trans people. Or Black, disabled or queer people that got us Trump.
It’s cishet white guys.
you sound like a fool suggesting otherwise.
September 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I’m gonna keep saying it.
It‘s not purity tests. Or trans people. Or Black, disabled or queer people that got us Trump.
It’s cishet white guys.
you sound like a fool suggesting otherwise.
It‘s not purity tests. Or trans people. Or Black, disabled or queer people that got us Trump.
It’s cishet white guys.
you sound like a fool suggesting otherwise.