Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney
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Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney
@hyperplanes.bsky.social
Barber I get but what's up with the "school of carpentry" here, seems like that should be a pretty easy job placement bsky.app/profile/matt...
So many people think that the students who can't pay back their loans are going to like Vassar or Oberlin or even Harvard. In reality they're going to schools like Legends Barber College or Construction Training Center.

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September 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I wove five of these towels. I gave one to my mom, three are going to the market, seven to the dwarf lords, nine to the kings of men, and the remaining one I am keeping for myself
September 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
easy to imagine a kind of optimal old-timey weaving shop setup:
three employees, two looms, one warping board. One employee is always winding warps on the board, one is always threading one or the other loom, the third is always weaving
September 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
an unpopular (but probably secretly popular in the sense that people would complain less) opinion is state should re-appraise all property values for taxes every month, it mostly should not be based on in-person surveys, and property tax should scale 1-for-1 with values instead of the tax levy thing
September 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I feel like handweavers are always doing 2 yards, 3 yards, etc. My current view is there's basically never a reason not to max out the length. Setting threading the loom is the most time consuming part, you might as well get your money's worth
September 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
the deli guy at kroger apparently misheard me and gave me two things of turkey instead of turkey and ham, so not only did I not get what I want but now there's a deli guy at kroger who thinks I'm an idiot
September 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
huh first they were like "no gays in the military" but now they're specifically drafting them bsky.app/profile/wsj....
Exclusive: The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards. https://on.wsj.com/3VwFKeF
September 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
My mental model of the sudden "AI is going to kill us" panic from the AI CEOs is they're all hitting a wall on improvements and the pause idea is a face-saving way to avoid telling that to the investors
September 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
who, and I cannot stress this enough, is ed sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Yeah no I do not believe this is legal or ethical bsky.app/profile/disc...
Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.

The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
September 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Kind of wild the degree to which Kash smeared FBI agents today. One of them has had sex with an animal and we don't know which. Former agents are going to have blank spots on their resume and HR interviewers will be like "what's this" and they'll swear up and down they were unemployed
September 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I think the republican congress would have forced some of this through over Biden's objections, but Biden would have objected to much of it and successfully blocked some of it. bsky.app/profile/mcbr...
September 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I'm finding I like having the clock chime every hour. Good to be reminded of the passage of time, helps me stay focused and also aware of how much time I'm spending on various projects
September 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
My mom gave me the family clocks, these are mechanical (no electricity) clocks that belonged to my ancestors, probably 1890s. They have an unusual amount of wear because while most people upgraded to electric clocks in mid-20th century, my great-grandfather's farm didn't have electric until the 70s
September 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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NEW: In a new audio recording, GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx suggests that his campaign filed someone else's large contribution under Marx's name to avoid campaign finance limits.
September 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I name all my weaving designs and recently I started warping one called "jewels" but now that I see the colors together on the warping board they're not as pretty as I imagined and I'm considering renaming this "flames of paris"
September 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
parents are going to watch their child get measles and then get diagnosed with autism anyway
September 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I think for the most part doctors, experts, professional groups are ignoring RFKjrs statements on vaccines and following old pre-RFK guidelines. But the drop in patient willingness has been massive anyway, possibly the single most effective piece of government messaging in history
September 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Eh, this number is too high. You can get a new car for $20k, so for this amount of money you could buy a new car every 4 years. Some of this is gas but thinking about it this way should put a pretty hard cap on what insurance and maintenance could plausibly cost bsky.app/profile/pfla...
September 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
currently weaving
September 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
the 2010s was in the shadow of the great recession but still there was a lot to be happy or nostalgic about. The 2020s are just kind of a lost decade with no redeeming qualities
September 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
that cake looks awful, Leo if you want to come to my house I will make you a much better cake bsky.app/profile/cnn....
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
Pope Leo turned 71 on Monday and was presented with a birthday cake while visiting the Vatican Library to inaugurate a new exhibition.
September 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
McConnell fell, was hospitalized, required months of rehabilitation, and still struggles to speak. This set of facts sounds like a stroke
September 15, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Something I'm noticing is that TV is basically unable to depict technology that currently exists without it being dystopian.
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
can someone explain his wheelchair to me. Those tiny back wheels do not allow him to roll himself, and it also does not appear to be electric bsky.app/profile/phil...
Mitch McConnell is seen for the first time in months via CNN's Annie Grayer
September 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM