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have no idea why all of a sudden annoyed w/ Malcolm Gladwell. Usually love him. But, this is the 2nd time I’m watching him today. He literally just said Americans and Canadians eat the same food. Um, no we don’t. Americans invented crazy food culture. Other places perfected theirs. We did it all.ick
October 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Have horrible sleep schedule and get less panic attacks at dark.

Also, is an Etsy Witch a real job thing? I’m a straight up Druid. I would crush that. Also, the woman I came out of used to charge $300 per hr bc she’s an “empath” or “psychic.” can’t remember which. How do I get into being a witch?
October 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Watching the amazing race and said to tv “there are like 4 guys I want to have sex with. What is going on with me?” I’m in no state to date. Worried I am in perimenopause, so looked at my period app. I start ovulating tomorrow. Is this a going out of business thing? (Probably just started ovulating)
October 8, 2026 at 10:37 AM
One of my daughters used to say at 1 1/2 “es okay, es okay” and use a hand movement that looked like she was pushing something down. It was so funny. She was being calming. But, I never figured out where she got that accent or that hand gesture. It was an LA Hispanic accent. It was so cute.
October 8, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Malcolm Gladwell also saying answer is “you gotta calm down” “we’re watching you” are two wildly divergent sentences. Especially coming from the police, who no one wants to interact with on a daily basis bc uniformed officers are scary (v pro police mind you). I’ve been stalked 4 times, not comfort.
October 8, 2026 at 8:53 AM
agree w/ hypothesis we should have more police (almost all the men on my bios side are military, then fireman back at least 6 generations. Texan, believe in service), but Malcolm Gladwell’s underlying reasoning is flawed. It’s probably bc he’s Canadian. We have a different life view/dna, and I’m Dem
October 8, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Huge fan of Malcolm Gladwell, he actually expanded my thinking when younger. But, he only has an undergraduate in History (an arts degree) and only had to take 10 classes in history for that major. I had to take 6 classes in Political Science just for my minor. And, I went to a public TX undergrad
October 8, 2026 at 8:39 AM
what Malcolm Gladwell (and I love him, huge tipping point fan, and others) is missing, and why did no one on his staff pitch. Is that yes the police are undermanned (pro police) but America is full of gamblers. You had to be kinda crazy to come here in the 1800s. Australia-penal. US, a little crazy.
October 8, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Omg. Swing is coming back in Los Angeles!!! I learned in 1998. I was never very good at it bc it’s a three step, and all my dance lessons were 4 count/it’s actually 8 count. You can’t put your heel down. It used to make me so perturbed I couldn’t not put my heel down on the four.
October 8, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I miss the weiner dog races in seal beach.

Also, I don’t want to have to get Disney+ again to watch Toy Story 5. Why isn’t that also on Hulu!!! Also, there’s that sequel to WandaVision coming soon. Urg. Only two streamings I don’t have are Disney and Paramount (paramount for obvious reasons)
October 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Oh. I miss him so much. He somehow had this giant belly. I’d just lay on it, he wasn’t a perfect guy, ugh, urg, urg, but, he’d just hold me in his seriously weird giant belly.
October 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I moved to my bio dad’s home when I was 16. He got me a gas card, I did a reality bites. And, also ordered a crapload of plum wine from the Chinese place. He just side eyed me and said “I know what you did” then laughed. Belly laugh. It was infuriating for some reason.
October 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I can see music. It’s weird. I wonder if my daughters can. I thankfully was exposed to crazy amounts of music, in all genres. Dancing. Music lesson with reading and scales.piano
October 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
had sex with the editor of university newspaper. He had one testicle bc he’d had testicular cancer. After, said, now you’ve had sex with a rape victim. Earlier in the night he said how much he liked my writing. He thought it was interesting how said stuff. He was earnest. I had written to the paper.
October 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I also have synesthesia. I literally see sounds. Think of the rape aspect, but also, very sensitive to noises
October 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I seriously think bird people are weird, but, murder of crows I love for a couple of years, now there are two other sings on my patio. Kinda furious, kinda what are that, kinda, oh crap, I’m going tos start bird watching. I need to just Beyonce
October 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
The third guy I fell in love with (pot dealer, mba finance, mba finance) he was La Jolla (naval family, father officer), Connecticut, New York, Huntington Beach. We still text Baklava sometimes.
October 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Every single girl (and boy) should be in dance, piano,voice. It’s all math. Even if they don’t sound great. Also, math, debate. Dinners where you just discuss stuff. Seriously, can I just have my kids back? They’re Irish/scottish/english/welsh. They’re going to have opinions.
October 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
We used to go on long road trips when I was little. Grandma Caltha, with the crazy amount of cherries in Missouri. Mean, but shiny, Grandma Chamberlain in Kentucky. We liked each other. She was kinda a dick tho:) the other great grandma in St. Louis. It started with a j. Was team GMA C. Sweet tho
October 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Matt also got me my first Boxer on my 19th birthday. We had gone to a bookstore and he he said pick out a dog breed. We got to Boxer, and I said that one. A couple days later he found puppies in the paper. He negotiated $300 to $250 (pot dealer:)). Louie (soon to be) fell asleep on my foot …
October 7, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Driving back from Seattle, we went foraging for mushrooms in Oregon, also stopped in Olympia. Anyway, we got mushrooms that definitely made us high, we stopped at a gas station so I could pee, and cashier looked alarmed. I was green. Or, it could’ve been the mushrooms. (There were 3, ex & roomie)
October 7, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Oh wait. I think my roommate and I smoked weed through a toilet paper roll with a dryer sheet in it out our dorm window with the guys pretending to be selling magazines, a couple days before.
October 7, 2026 at 12:20 PM
After I moved back to Texas, after it, I moved in with 4 guy friends. Their pot dealer and I quickly fell in love. First love. He was 8 months younger lol. And, from Delaware. We did three interstate drug running trips. Oklahoma, Seattle and Oregon, and Tennessee. We also come from a few bootleggers
October 7, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I’m also pretty sure one of them was the guy that did our orientation. It was weird bc it was only 6 girls on a tour with 2 guys. And, we were all only with our dads (my step, but I got dads). He was leery, and pre-law and smirked when said was also planning on pre-law. He was in a black suit. Hair.
October 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
getting annoyed at The View. never really liked Sunny particularly, I think she was sheltered somehow in the Bronx. But, I grew up as a teen in 90s DFW suburbs. We had access to money, and it was a huge drug culture. There’s a difference bw doing drugs, and being drugged. I also have a masters btw:)
October 7, 2026 at 10:56 AM