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Arnorl Palmer 🇵🇸
@hyundaisinatra.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1K following 2K posts
Gay poly healthcare worker living in the PNW. Sports fan, chess enthusiast, hoping thirst traps will give me an excuse to go to the gym more - he/him/his

Hardest working top in showbiz
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hyundaisinatra.bsky.social
Arnorl Palmer 🇵🇸 @hyundaisinatra.bsky.social · Apr 10
Like don't you have something else to worry about other than your follower count going from 8.7k to 8.5k?
A quote from Natasha on America's Next Top Model; I just went to tell you that some people have war in their countries
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reforest-kelley.bsky.social
A couple of weeks ago I was wearing my "Trekkie (derogatory)" t-shirt and this dude stopped me and said

I like your shirt. Quick question: who's your favorite captain?

Me: What? Oh, uh, Sisko.

Him: *rubbing his chin* Oh, a man of culture?
October 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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synthwhoa.bsky.social
Look I don't play fantasy football but if I did I'd take the much more sensible route of drafting all of the players I'd like to kiss.
dennycarter.bsky.social Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 1d
the tech bro who uses AI to play fantasy football for him is being dragged online. no one has ever been quite so mad frankly.
"but you've automated your hobby" ... no, fantasy football is not my hobby. it's more of a social obligation. my actual hobbies are gainful and awesome and mostly involve being outside. not fixating on team news and sportsball RNG. i have more time to do them because I use Al for all the boring stuff in my life.
October 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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junlper.beer
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
lgbtqnation.com LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito says marriage equality turned US “against religious liberty” - buff.ly/srirzs6
October 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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hugothepinkcat.bsky.social
Reminder that Voyager 1 was originally only supposed to last five years.

It's been 49.

That little guy just keeps swimming keeps swimming keeps swimming...
crwright.bsky.social Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 2d
Voyager 1 is running on less memory than a single photo in your camera roll—69 KB. Its data is saved to an 8-track tape & software was developed when "the cloud" was in the sky. NASA sends commands and the old thing answers.
And yet your brand new laptop freezes because you opened too many tabs.
October 6, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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dirtbagqueer.rocks
October 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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calliopeanim.bsky.social
"Al Capone, who loomed large in Chicago society and was later jailed for tax evasion, has died."
robertscotthorton.bsky.social Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2d
The Bari Weiss-ification of CBS News continues. Dennis Hastert was convicted of the sexual abuse of high school students under his supervision as a high school wrestling coach. Banking rules violations were his transfers of hush money payments which he misdescribed and which allowed
October 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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barrydeutsch.bsky.social
America's Biggest Problem

By me and @valigarmander.bsky.social

Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon
Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels. The same bespectacled, bearded man appears in all four. PANEL 1 The man walks past several masked ICE agents. Two agents are dragging an older man toward the open back of an SUV. Nearby, a distressed woman stands with a small child who is crying. An ICE agent is pointing a gun at the child. MAN (thought): Hmmm. PANEL 2 Outside the Supreme Court, several Supreme Court justices in black robes are drinking and celebrating around a bonfire in which the Voting Rights Act is burning. The man walks past in the background, watching them. MAN (thought): Hmm. PANEL 3 At a bus stop, a woman is reading a newspaper. The man stands beside her, leaning slightly to read the front page. The newspaper’s main headline says: ANOTHER COMPLETELY UNAUTHORIZED UNNECESSARY WAR MAN (thought): Mm-hmm. PANEL 4 We see an open laptop. On its screen, the man is appearing on a TV interview show, grinning as he holds up a copy of his book, Polarization: Both Sides Did It! MAN: America’s biggest problem is… POLARIZATION! CHICKEN FAT WATCH In panel 2, the burning Voting Rights Act is depicted as the “I’m Just a Bill” character from Schoolhouse Rock! In panel 3, the newspaper is called The Daily Gab. Under the enormous war headline is a much smaller headline: "Study: No one reads smaller headlines or studies." A sub-headline says "'My life is pointless,' says sub-headline writer." On the wall in panel 3, graffiti includes tags from all eight captains from Star Trek shows (Pike, Kirk, Janeway, Burnham, Freeman, Picard, Sisko, and Archer) plus Taggart from Galaxy Quest. Other graffiti includes “Skitter Lives!” with a spider; a huge "BG," for "background"; and “Never obey! I order U not to obey!” It only occurs to me now, writing this transcript, that I should have made it "not 2 obey." Oh well. In panel 4, behind the laptop, a large orange cat is sleeping. Curled up asleep on the cat’s tail is a tiny mouse wearing a sleeping cap.
September 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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ubehole.bsky.social
Show me your cock ring.
Flashing my cock ring from under my shorts at the club.
September 22, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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dexterbear97.bsky.social
He gets so easily distracted
@panda-cub.bsky.social
October 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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cursedfrogurt.bsky.social
RIP Jonathan Joss
October 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
hyundaisinatra.bsky.social
Do NBs get themingitis?
October 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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lordaslan.bsky.social
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
October 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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bajamothblast.vanadiel.network
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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bebopbai.bsky.social
Then take it inside…
May 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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mcquaig.bsky.social
#jocktober
got me feeling like gettin’ this meat serviced
October 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
not too far from bussy-chardonney! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bussy-C...
October 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
new dune popcorn bucket just dropped and it's g spot friendly
i dont know how to describe this except its a dune poster and it is a phallic thing that looks like a vibrator
October 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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victoriascott.bsky.social
sorry I just ran out of fuck it we ball this morning lmao
October 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
hyundaisinatra.bsky.social
If you're not gonna tag fisting content as adult, then what the FUCK are you gonna tag as adult? Just go ahead and make bluesky unusable at work for all your followers 😡
October 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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reforest-kelley.bsky.social
Someone I respect affectionately nicknaming me "old man" would fix me.
Jadzia Dax laying her head on Ben Sisko's chest. He is wearing a Klingon robe from Worf's bachelor party. They both have hands on the other's shoulder.
December 26, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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cubzeroxx.bsky.social
Best to stretch on humpday 🙂‍↕️
Nudity
September 30, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
September 28, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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synbeefcub.bsky.social
Hey it’s Sunday and I’m partially aware woof
September 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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viktx.bsky.social
Brave and gutsy
#FreePalestine
September 25, 2026 at 5:36 AM
hyundaisinatra.bsky.social
Surge pricing is out of control
danglinghemmie.bsky.social skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 13d
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
September 25, 2026 at 1:54 PM