i∀mfivebears
@iamfivebears.bsky.social
Posting from a rainy planet terraformed by an ancient experiment. Piloting robots but not in a way that glorifies state power. He/him.
Read my short story about a crew salvaging a derelict ship on an alien world - https://books2read.com/u/31JlnD
Read my short story about a crew salvaging a derelict ship on an alien world - https://books2read.com/u/31JlnD
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2025 GAMING ROUND-UP
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In the year 2025 I played at least 66 games, and finished ~51% of them. In the first couple months of 2026 I will talk about one of them a day.
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In the year 2025 I played at least 66 games, and finished ~51% of them. In the first couple months of 2026 I will talk about one of them a day.
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September 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It's so funny that in Will Osprey's #AllIn26 Baba O'Riley entrance montage they exclusively show wrestling clips except for when the lyric, "Out here in the fields" hits and they show stock footage of fields. It's SO FUNNY.
September 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It's so funny that in Will Osprey's #AllIn26 Baba O'Riley entrance montage they exclusively show wrestling clips except for when the lyric, "Out here in the fields" hits and they show stock footage of fields. It's SO FUNNY.
The world is worse today.
August 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
The world is worse today.
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The only AI I care about is 'Andy Incognito', a masked vagabond who keeps foiling my rivals schemes (and who looks dashing while doing it).
It feels gauche to revel in my rival's turmoil so I've never appeared publicly with the rapscallion, but in secret I laud his achievements.
It feels gauche to revel in my rival's turmoil so I've never appeared publicly with the rapscallion, but in secret I laud his achievements.
April 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The only AI I care about is 'Andy Incognito', a masked vagabond who keeps foiling my rivals schemes (and who looks dashing while doing it).
It feels gauche to revel in my rival's turmoil so I've never appeared publicly with the rapscallion, but in secret I laud his achievements.
It feels gauche to revel in my rival's turmoil so I've never appeared publicly with the rapscallion, but in secret I laud his achievements.
Family Guy walked so 30 Rock could run don't @ me
August 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Family Guy walked so 30 Rock could run don't @ me
Noticed that a lot of people drop the y in their name when they grow up (Timmy ➡️ Tim for example) so on days when I'm feeling especially mature I'm gonna start introducing myself as And
July 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Noticed that a lot of people drop the y in their name when they grow up (Timmy ➡️ Tim for example) so on days when I'm feeling especially mature I'm gonna start introducing myself as And
My partner was really disappointed when they thought they were about to enter my third phase, only to defeat me outright. I only have two phases!
I have a hidden redemption arc but no one is willing to grind hard enough to unlock it.
I have a hidden redemption arc but no one is willing to grind hard enough to unlock it.
July 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My partner was really disappointed when they thought they were about to enter my third phase, only to defeat me outright. I only have two phases!
I have a hidden redemption arc but no one is willing to grind hard enough to unlock it.
I have a hidden redemption arc but no one is willing to grind hard enough to unlock it.
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It's funny how much Final Fantasy 1 owes to this 1986 Japanese Cindy Crawford Pocari Sweat ad, art directed by Moebius
July 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
It's funny how much Final Fantasy 1 owes to this 1986 Japanese Cindy Crawford Pocari Sweat ad, art directed by Moebius
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Baltimore musicians of all genres: send your music to us so we can review it!
July 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Baltimore musicians of all genres: send your music to us so we can review it!
Yesterday I got REALLY caffeinated and a lil stoned and banged out 11 pages to complete the first draft of my latest short story, Bleeding Kandrid. Another story of Nestor, this time dealing with the competing interests of two aristocratic houses in a political thriller. This one is kinda funny!
July 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Yesterday I got REALLY caffeinated and a lil stoned and banged out 11 pages to complete the first draft of my latest short story, Bleeding Kandrid. Another story of Nestor, this time dealing with the competing interests of two aristocratic houses in a political thriller. This one is kinda funny!
KONOSUKE TAKESHITA: I like Phantasmo, I want Kyle Fletcher, I hate Okada
ME: Oh shit we're playing fuck marry kill? Ok fuck Fletcher, marry ELP, kill Okada
#AEWCollision
ME: Oh shit we're playing fuck marry kill? Ok fuck Fletcher, marry ELP, kill Okada
#AEWCollision
July 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
KONOSUKE TAKESHITA: I like Phantasmo, I want Kyle Fletcher, I hate Okada
ME: Oh shit we're playing fuck marry kill? Ok fuck Fletcher, marry ELP, kill Okada
#AEWCollision
ME: Oh shit we're playing fuck marry kill? Ok fuck Fletcher, marry ELP, kill Okada
#AEWCollision
When I die bury me with my copy of God Slayer, the Famicom version of my favorite NES game Crystalis. I don't have one yet so you might have to buy it upon my death. But that would be such a waste, buy it for me now.
July 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
When I die bury me with my copy of God Slayer, the Famicom version of my favorite NES game Crystalis. I don't have one yet so you might have to buy it upon my death. But that would be such a waste, buy it for me now.
Jailbreaking a John Deere tractor as an anniversary gift for my ant farm.
June 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Jailbreaking a John Deere tractor as an anniversary gift for my ant farm.
Kojima games might be fun to play but I'll never know because they make you sit through hours of the most inane cutscenes imaginable just to make you walk ten steps and start another boring cutscene. I wanna play Death Stranding but it's simply not possible.
i've seen too many good video game opinions today, time for some bad ones
what is your take that will
have you like this?
what is your take that will
have you like this?
June 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Kojima games might be fun to play but I'll never know because they make you sit through hours of the most inane cutscenes imaginable just to make you walk ten steps and start another boring cutscene. I wanna play Death Stranding but it's simply not possible.
Buy me a beer and I'll tell you about the time I became filthy rich before losing my entire fortune investing in a faulty healthcare device. Don't believe me? Then how do you explain that I still have THIS?!
May 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Buy me a beer and I'll tell you about the time I became filthy rich before losing my entire fortune investing in a faulty healthcare device. Don't believe me? Then how do you explain that I still have THIS?!
Angeline Era is a very strange, very beautiful game. Beat it on hard. I didn't find the plot resolution satisfying, but the gameplay was top notch throughout and I was hitting the screenshot button CONSTANTLY to capture the gorgeous and the weeeeird.
April 19, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Angeline Era is a very strange, very beautiful game. Beat it on hard. I didn't find the plot resolution satisfying, but the gameplay was top notch throughout and I was hitting the screenshot button CONSTANTLY to capture the gorgeous and the weeeeird.
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why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles
September 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles
I tried to get Ross to test the mics but noooooooo!
This was a great conversation. I hope you at home can power through the audio issues. Hope to be back one day!
This was a great conversation. I hope you at home can power through the audio issues. Hope to be back one day!
Ep 23: Interview with @iamfivebears.bsky.social
A very exciting episode that I've been looking forward to. I interview someone close to me who's keeps coming back to my game table, but something just doesn't click regarding Torchbearer. We dig deep into the 'why'.
open.spotify.com/episode/5b0N...
A very exciting episode that I've been looking forward to. I interview someone close to me who's keeps coming back to my game table, but something just doesn't click regarding Torchbearer. We dig deep into the 'why'.
open.spotify.com/episode/5b0N...
Interview with Andy (struggles with Torchbearer)
open.spotify.com
April 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I tried to get Ross to test the mics but noooooooo!
This was a great conversation. I hope you at home can power through the audio issues. Hope to be back one day!
This was a great conversation. I hope you at home can power through the audio issues. Hope to be back one day!
Just told my coworker I was going to be "sick" tomorrow but I accidentally did the drinky motion instead of the air quotes motion. Ugh I should (*places finger gun to head, gives big thumbs up*)
March 31, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Just told my coworker I was going to be "sick" tomorrow but I accidentally did the drinky motion instead of the air quotes motion. Ugh I should (*places finger gun to head, gives big thumbs up*)
My parents really let me watch CSI and hear about how sex is always about power when I was at an age where sex was looking at one (1) boob and saying thank you.
March 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
My parents really let me watch CSI and hear about how sex is always about power when I was at an age where sex was looking at one (1) boob and saying thank you.
If I'm bigger than you irl then my font should be bigger than yours on social media. And you should give me $6.
March 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
If I'm bigger than you irl then my font should be bigger than yours on social media. And you should give me $6.
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Now I'm thinking, programming is very bad for Health, Stomack and Life, however computer desire excellent programes.
March 26, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Now I'm thinking, programming is very bad for Health, Stomack and Life, however computer desire excellent programes.
March 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bro, you sure you wanna die on that hill? Your ancestors died on that hill. They shed blood, much of it their own, so you could live a better life. A life free from the cycle of suffering and death that they fled. A life of simple pleasures and comforts. Live on that hill, bro.
March 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Bro, you sure you wanna die on that hill? Your ancestors died on that hill. They shed blood, much of it their own, so you could live a better life. A life free from the cycle of suffering and death that they fled. A life of simple pleasures and comforts. Live on that hill, bro.