Me: “Why?”
New kid: “Because you smell like passionfruit.”
Me: “I do?!”
New kid: “Yeah.”
Me: “Ok sure.”
Me: “Why?”
New kid: “Because you smell like passionfruit.”
Me: “I do?!”
New kid: “Yeah.”
Me: “Ok sure.”
Camp boys @ girls: “You have a big butt!”
Teen girl: “Thank you!”
Camp boys @ girls: “You have a big butt!”
Teen girl: “Thank you!”
Roland is my favorite. I’m convinced he is the darkest of all of them. My headcanon is he murdered another kid before coming to the school and no one else knows.
Roland is my favorite. I’m convinced he is the darkest of all of them. My headcanon is he murdered another kid before coming to the school and no one else knows.
*Also Me Everyday*: *Picks up Switch as soon as I get home and doesn’t put it down until 2 hours after bedtime…*
*Also Me Everyday*: *Picks up Switch as soon as I get home and doesn’t put it down until 2 hours after bedtime…*
Me: “Yeah”
Boy: “WHAT?!”
Me: “Yeah, that’s kinda the definition. It’s supposed to be the best place ever.”
Boy: “WHAT” (so confused and baffled)
Me: “Yeah”
Boy: “WHAT?!”
Me: “Yeah, that’s kinda the definition. It’s supposed to be the best place ever.”
Boy: “WHAT” (so confused and baffled)
Girl 1: (seeing a bust of Jesus) “Who’s that?!”
Me: “That’s Jesus.”
G1: “What?? But Jesus is a baby!”
Me: “He grew up.”
G1: “To be this old man?”
Girl 1: (seeing a bust of Jesus) “Who’s that?!”
Me: “That’s Jesus.”
G1: “What?? But Jesus is a baby!”
Me: “He grew up.”
G1: “To be this old man?”