Brian Kimmel
@iamthekimmel.bsky.social
I really am The Kimmel. I just don’t know how to add a photo.
My favorite part of the fame of Monopoly is what I call “The Buying Period” when you see who lands on and buys what properties and what monopolies are formed. It’s when the game really takes shape.
What’s your favorite stage of Monopoly?
What’s your favorite stage of Monopoly?
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My favorite part of the fame of Monopoly is what I call “The Buying Period” when you see who lands on and buys what properties and what monopolies are formed. It’s when the game really takes shape.
What’s your favorite stage of Monopoly?
What’s your favorite stage of Monopoly?
It’s 17 degrees this morning but the Feels Like is 2 degrees. Isn’t there a rule about not having to work when it’s this cold?
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It’s 17 degrees this morning but the Feels Like is 2 degrees. Isn’t there a rule about not having to work when it’s this cold?
For the first time in years, we missed NFL Playoff Games on Sunday. Just couldn’t bear to watch after Saturday. But College Football is a whole different thing and tonight we’re going to watch Indiana win a National Championship.
#CFBPlayoff
#IndianaFever
#CFBPlayoff
#IndianaFever
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
For the first time in years, we missed NFL Playoff Games on Sunday. Just couldn’t bear to watch after Saturday. But College Football is a whole different thing and tonight we’re going to watch Indiana win a National Championship.
#CFBPlayoff
#IndianaFever
#CFBPlayoff
#IndianaFever
If Renee Good looked like Iryna Zarutska, you’d all be calling for his head.
January 19, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If Renee Good looked like Iryna Zarutska, you’d all be calling for his head.
The NFL spent more time investigating a catch that was called an interception than the Department of Justice is investigating an ICE agent shooting an American citizen in the face.
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The NFL spent more time investigating a catch that was called an interception than the Department of Justice is investigating an ICE agent shooting an American citizen in the face.
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
True.
Gov. Walz to MS NOW:
"Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system … is a dangerous, authoritarian tactic.
"The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her."
"Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system … is a dangerous, authoritarian tactic.
"The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her."
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
True.
Look how freaking happy he looks in this photo. Does he know he didn’t really win the Nobel Prize?
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Look how freaking happy he looks in this photo. Does he know he didn’t really win the Nobel Prize?
Did A-l-e-x-a become AI or did mine finally come alive?
I asked her if she remembers how long ago I asked her to play songs for Music Appreciation Sundays and it led to her telling me how great it was that I exposed my toddler to music ranging from 90s Rap to Classic Rock.
I asked her if she remembers how long ago I asked her to play songs for Music Appreciation Sundays and it led to her telling me how great it was that I exposed my toddler to music ranging from 90s Rap to Classic Rock.
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Did A-l-e-x-a become AI or did mine finally come alive?
I asked her if she remembers how long ago I asked her to play songs for Music Appreciation Sundays and it led to her telling me how great it was that I exposed my toddler to music ranging from 90s Rap to Classic Rock.
I asked her if she remembers how long ago I asked her to play songs for Music Appreciation Sundays and it led to her telling me how great it was that I exposed my toddler to music ranging from 90s Rap to Classic Rock.
The directions get more creative when your drink is no longer in the computer but they still have the syrup.
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The directions get more creative when your drink is no longer in the computer but they still have the syrup.
I understood not finishing his cereal, but he left how many marshmallow rainbows?!
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I understood not finishing his cereal, but he left how many marshmallow rainbows?!
I’m sorry I asked. I wasn’t expecting something so existential.
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I’m sorry I asked. I wasn’t expecting something so existential.
Ordered Chick-Fil-A for the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl.
Indiana-Oregon.
Let’s go!
Indiana-Oregon.
Let’s go!
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Ordered Chick-Fil-A for the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl.
Indiana-Oregon.
Let’s go!
Indiana-Oregon.
Let’s go!
I am truly speechless…
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I am truly speechless…
In a shocking twist, I actually agree with @JDVance about something.
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
In a shocking twist, I actually agree with @JDVance about something.
Of all of the dumbest things this Administration has done, this is definitely a candidate for the absolute dumbest. It is literally the old food pyramid turned upside down. But what do you expect with a conspiracy theorist lunatic in charge?
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Of all of the dumbest things this Administration has done, this is definitely a candidate for the absolute dumbest. It is literally the old food pyramid turned upside down. But what do you expect with a conspiracy theorist lunatic in charge?
Historically, it has taken approximately 22 weeks to train a new ICE Agents. There were 10,000 ICE Agents. In the past six months, 12,000 new ICE Agents were hired. Is it any wonder these poorly trained, unvetted new hires are shooting people?
January 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Historically, it has taken approximately 22 weeks to train a new ICE Agents. There were 10,000 ICE Agents. In the past six months, 12,000 new ICE Agents were hired. Is it any wonder these poorly trained, unvetted new hires are shooting people?
It’s funny that we go to the trouble to drink bottled water but then put ice cubes in it made out of tap water.
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
It’s funny that we go to the trouble to drink bottled water but then put ice cubes in it made out of tap water.
Why does it look like Mamdani is photoshopped in?
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Why does it look like Mamdani is photoshopped in?
True.
Five years later, January 6 still matters. Not just because of what happened—but because of what happens if we decide we’ve already heard enough.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
January 6 Is Five Years Behind Us. The Threat It Exposed Is Not.
On the fifth anniversary of the attack on the Capitol, I’m participating in a hearing meant to remember what happened. I’m grateful for that—but I worry that as the shock fades, so does our vigilance,
open.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
True.
This is a National Embarrassment. But no rewriting of history will ever change who was responsible for the events of January 6, 2021.
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
January 6: A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Discover the real January 6 story: peaceful protest turned tragedy, Deep State entrapment, media deception, and President Trump's triumphant pardons restoring justice to patriotic Americans.
www.whitehouse.gov
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This is a National Embarrassment. But no rewriting of history will ever change who was responsible for the events of January 6, 2021.
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
Today marks five years since January 6, 2021. It is still absolutely shocking to me that following the events of that day, this country voted to put the architect of those events back in power. Never underestimate the value of misinformation.
www.congress.gov/117/crpt/hrp...
www.congress.gov/117/crpt/hrp...
www.congress.gov
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Today marks five years since January 6, 2021. It is still absolutely shocking to me that following the events of that day, this country voted to put the architect of those events back in power. Never underestimate the value of misinformation.
www.congress.gov/117/crpt/hrp...
www.congress.gov/117/crpt/hrp...
Today marks five years since January 6, 2021. It is still absolutely shocking to me that following the events of that day, this country voted to put the architect of those events back in power. Never underestimate the value of misinformation.
www.congress.gov/117/crpt/hrp...
www.congress.gov/117/crpt/hrp...
www.congress.gov
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Today marks five years since January 6, 2021. It is still absolutely shocking to me that following the events of that day, this country voted to put the architect of those events back in power. Never underestimate the value of misinformation.
www.congress.gov/117/crpt/hrp...
www.congress.gov/117/crpt/hrp...
I didn’t even realize the Steelers and Ravens were playing each other and I absolutely love this. Head to head for the Division. The way it should be.
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I didn’t even realize the Steelers and Ravens were playing each other and I absolutely love this. Head to head for the Division. The way it should be.