Ibi5
@ibi5.bsky.social
A strange bird in a strange world, working to make it stranger.
Hacker, painter, maker. Lover of cool handmade shit, books that take me to other worlds, science, and compassion. Haver of many opinions. Disabled.
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Hacker, painter, maker. Lover of cool handmade shit, books that take me to other worlds, science, and compassion. Haver of many opinions. Disabled.
🏳️🌈👾🏳️⚧️ They/Them 🏳️⚧️👾🏳️🌈
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Ibi5
@ibi5.bsky.social
· Jun 2
Followed a bunch of new people to freshen my feed and got some follow backs, so hello?
I post mostly tech, queer shit, books, food, random observations, and whatever I'm getting up to with @hon1nbo.hackingand.coffee.
Bully me and we'll both cry. I block liberally.
I post mostly tech, queer shit, books, food, random observations, and whatever I'm getting up to with @hon1nbo.hackingand.coffee.
Bully me and we'll both cry. I block liberally.
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Ham water - one step up from hotdog water (eww), but somehow becomes a delicious broth when veggies are added? Witchcraft
September 29, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ham water - one step up from hotdog water (eww), but somehow becomes a delicious broth when veggies are added? Witchcraft
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Ban Flock cameras. Ban Axon cameras. Ban Motorola cameras. Ban ALL automatic license plate readers.
That was our message to the Senate today. The American people agree that it's time for Congress to take immediate action.
That was our message to the Senate today. The American people agree that it's time for Congress to take immediate action.
September 23, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Ban Flock cameras. Ban Axon cameras. Ban Motorola cameras. Ban ALL automatic license plate readers.
That was our message to the Senate today. The American people agree that it's time for Congress to take immediate action.
That was our message to the Senate today. The American people agree that it's time for Congress to take immediate action.
I don't suppose there's anybody in San Antonio with a shark tap I can borrow for the week, is there? I can pay in dinner, fun stories, singing/bad dancing, or the promise of a custom stained glass art piece (within reason).
September 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I don't suppose there's anybody in San Antonio with a shark tap I can borrow for the week, is there? I can pay in dinner, fun stories, singing/bad dancing, or the promise of a custom stained glass art piece (within reason).
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If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them.
You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board.
Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to.
You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board.
Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to.
September 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them.
You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board.
Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to.
You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board.
Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to.
The IG algorithm currently thinks I am:
- an oblivious husband
- an overworked mom
- a promiscuous gay man (specifically a bottom)
- a woman with ADHD and chaos in my life (partially right)
- obsessed with the dinosaur game The Isle (which I have never played)
Happy to be an enigma!
- an oblivious husband
- an overworked mom
- a promiscuous gay man (specifically a bottom)
- a woman with ADHD and chaos in my life (partially right)
- obsessed with the dinosaur game The Isle (which I have never played)
Happy to be an enigma!
September 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
The IG algorithm currently thinks I am:
- an oblivious husband
- an overworked mom
- a promiscuous gay man (specifically a bottom)
- a woman with ADHD and chaos in my life (partially right)
- obsessed with the dinosaur game The Isle (which I have never played)
Happy to be an enigma!
- an oblivious husband
- an overworked mom
- a promiscuous gay man (specifically a bottom)
- a woman with ADHD and chaos in my life (partially right)
- obsessed with the dinosaur game The Isle (which I have never played)
Happy to be an enigma!
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NO media
1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media
Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended
Wa Post buried it
A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it
Repost the march they buried
1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media
Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended
Wa Post buried it
A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it
Repost the march they buried
August 30, 2026 at 8:59 PM
NO media
1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media
Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended
Wa Post buried it
A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it
Repost the march they buried
1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media
Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended
Wa Post buried it
A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it
Repost the march they buried
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Pursuing a book cart at a local craft fair. Oh cool, a @sarahgailey.bsky.social book. Spread Me, well this looks fun! Purchased, reading in the car, liking things so far, wait...
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HOLY BACTERIOPHAGE, BATMAN!!!!!
idk what the fuck I'm in for, but I'm here for the ride so let's go baby.
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HOLY BACTERIOPHAGE, BATMAN!!!!!
idk what the fuck I'm in for, but I'm here for the ride so let's go baby.
August 22, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Pursuing a book cart at a local craft fair. Oh cool, a @sarahgailey.bsky.social book. Spread Me, well this looks fun! Purchased, reading in the car, liking things so far, wait...
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HOLY BACTERIOPHAGE, BATMAN!!!!!
idk what the fuck I'm in for, but I'm here for the ride so let's go baby.
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HOLY BACTERIOPHAGE, BATMAN!!!!!
idk what the fuck I'm in for, but I'm here for the ride so let's go baby.
A haiku:
Why are so many
clowns in feed on feeld lately
Really seems weird bro
Why are so many
clowns in feed on feeld lately
Really seems weird bro
August 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
A haiku:
Why are so many
clowns in feed on feeld lately
Really seems weird bro
Why are so many
clowns in feed on feeld lately
Really seems weird bro
Well it finally happened. Almost 4 years into consulting and I finally had my first client call where the client no-showed. Shocked it hasn't happened sooner! Whatever will I do with this extra 45 minutes?
Paper Plane Animation
ALT: Paper Plane Animation
static.klipy.com
August 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Well it finally happened. Almost 4 years into consulting and I finally had my first client call where the client no-showed. Shocked it hasn't happened sooner! Whatever will I do with this extra 45 minutes?
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Someone reminded me of this banger today
August 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Someone reminded me of this banger today
Just your casual daily reminder that political maps can be misleading because population density matters when making law. 3 people who live in the middle of nowhere don't get to decide the rights of 300 people living in the same town.
"Is it land or people that vote?" rivals "who was president in 2020?" as the defining political Q of the day
Tom Emmer: "Minnesota doesn't necessarily lean Democrat. In fact, if you look at the 2024 presidential heat map, it is overwhelmingly red. There is a blue dot essentially in the Twin Cities."
August 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Just your casual daily reminder that political maps can be misleading because population density matters when making law. 3 people who live in the middle of nowhere don't get to decide the rights of 300 people living in the same town.
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“My autism” I’m about to get banned
wrap it up everyone, women cannot have cleavage in fields of mistria due to it being not "wholesome"
August 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
“My autism” I’m about to get banned
Remote wifi pentest today, client didn't plug in the wireless cards 😑 Absurd number of emails later and someone named Tom just says "Call me at this number".
1/3
1/3
August 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Remote wifi pentest today, client didn't plug in the wireless cards 😑 Absurd number of emails later and someone named Tom just says "Call me at this number".
1/3
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It's truly baffling to see how many younger C-levels are completely and utterly out of touch with any form of reality that has ever existed. Parroting the bizarre excuses that their boomer predecessors made up to push the blame on anything but their own greed.
C-suite executives should lead the way and set the example of the work-done-for-compensation models they advocate, give up all stock options, and all securities, and work for $7.25/hour.
Maybe they can move closer to the office and get a bus pass. Stop splurging on Starbucks and avocado toast.
Maybe they can move closer to the office and get a bus pass. Stop splurging on Starbucks and avocado toast.
Gen Z job seekers should be willing to work for free, long hours, ‘willing to do anything,’ says Squarespace CMO
After landing her first job thanks to the Yellow Pages, Kinjil Mathur has climbed the ranks of Conde Nast, Saks Fifth Avenue and Squarespace to the C-suite.
finance.yahoo.com
August 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It's truly baffling to see how many younger C-levels are completely and utterly out of touch with any form of reality that has ever existed. Parroting the bizarre excuses that their boomer predecessors made up to push the blame on anything but their own greed.
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If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon.
Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
August 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon.
Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.
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New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
BOZEMAN, MT—Upending long-held beliefs about how the prehistoric reptiles commemorated a juvenile female’s transition into adulthood, new evidence published Thursday by researchers at Montana State Un...
theonion.com
August 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
The silver lining to having to sit out defcon today bc of joint issues is that the pool is completely empty at 9:30 am. Time to soak so maybe I can be functional in time to do some socializing later.
August 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The silver lining to having to sit out defcon today bc of joint issues is that the pool is completely empty at 9:30 am. Time to soak so maybe I can be functional in time to do some socializing later.
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Hey divas, even if the DEF CON photo policy doesn’t technically apply in the hotel bathrooms, please don’t film in there, it’s fucking gross.
We all deserve an expectation of privacy in the bathroom.
We all deserve an expectation of privacy in the bathroom.
August 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Hey divas, even if the DEF CON photo policy doesn’t technically apply in the hotel bathrooms, please don’t film in there, it’s fucking gross.
We all deserve an expectation of privacy in the bathroom.
We all deserve an expectation of privacy in the bathroom.
Don't mind me, just trying to figure out how to look like I don't wear sweatpants 90% of the time.
#TheRoadToDEFCON
#IsPavedByFashionMistakes
#TheRoadToDEFCON
#IsPavedByFashionMistakes
August 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Don't mind me, just trying to figure out how to look like I don't wear sweatpants 90% of the time.
#TheRoadToDEFCON
#IsPavedByFashionMistakes
#TheRoadToDEFCON
#IsPavedByFashionMistakes
It's mildly concerning when murder birds start congregating on the roof of the neighboring house next while you've got your 10 lb dogs outside.
July 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It's mildly concerning when murder birds start congregating on the roof of the neighboring house next while you've got your 10 lb dogs outside.
It's mildly concerning when murder birds start congregating on the roof of the neighboring house next while you've got your 10 lb dogs outside.
July 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It's mildly concerning when murder birds start congregating on the roof of the neighboring house next while you've got your 10 lb dogs outside.
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Put another way, the entire adult userbase is going to have to upload their IDs to sketchy third-party companies and link their identities to their online activity to stop a few dozen kids from accessing a platform that is mainly left-leaning news and commentary. What problem is this solving?
BREAKING: U.K. reveals Bluesky will be included in the under-16 social media ban, affecting dozens of teens.
July 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Put another way, the entire adult userbase is going to have to upload their IDs to sketchy third-party companies and link their identities to their online activity to stop a few dozen kids from accessing a platform that is mainly left-leaning news and commentary. What problem is this solving?
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Meta glasses ad vandalized in London https://manualdousuario.net/en/they-live-meta-glasses-kylie-jenner/
Meta glasses ad vandalized in London
Everything about this story is wonderful, from the activist group’s name to the surgical vandalism to the not-so-subtle nod to the classic ”They Live”, John Carpenter’s 1988 film…
manualdousuario.net
July 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Meta glasses ad vandalized in London https://manualdousuario.net/en/they-live-meta-glasses-kylie-jenner/