Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
Learning how to heal wounds other than my own. Angry at what's wrong. Compassionate about everything else. Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic student 🙇♂️🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🥴)
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic student 🙇♂️🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🥴)
Pinned
Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro.
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
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(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
I think I'm done here
I nixed all my other bullshit socials years ago. I kept twitter only bc 'i wanted to stay informed'
Then that tanked. So I came here, to 'stay informed'
But honestly, I've realised - what has knowing ANY of this shit actually changed?
I can't think of a single thing
I nixed all my other bullshit socials years ago. I kept twitter only bc 'i wanted to stay informed'
Then that tanked. So I came here, to 'stay informed'
But honestly, I've realised - what has knowing ANY of this shit actually changed?
I can't think of a single thing
May 7, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I think I'm done here
I nixed all my other bullshit socials years ago. I kept twitter only bc 'i wanted to stay informed'
Then that tanked. So I came here, to 'stay informed'
But honestly, I've realised - what has knowing ANY of this shit actually changed?
I can't think of a single thing
I nixed all my other bullshit socials years ago. I kept twitter only bc 'i wanted to stay informed'
Then that tanked. So I came here, to 'stay informed'
But honestly, I've realised - what has knowing ANY of this shit actually changed?
I can't think of a single thing
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She's definitely not a virgin
BREAKING: Rumour is swelling in DC that Mein Trumpf is so desperate for a Peace Deal with Iran, he had offered the Mullahs Melania as the ISIS Bride
May 7, 2026 at 7:11 AM
She's definitely not a virgin
She's definitely not a virgin
BREAKING: Rumour is swelling in DC that Mein Trumpf is so desperate for a Peace Deal with Iran, he had offered the Mullahs Melania as the ISIS Bride
May 7, 2026 at 7:11 AM
She's definitely not a virgin
Just arrest them
May 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Just arrest them
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In 'not news' that is surprising literally noone:
Looks like foreigners don't want to risk being imprisoned by ICE just for a chance to see a soccer game.
Hotels have a big World Cup problem: Bookings are running far below projections
Nearly 80% of hotels surveyed by a body representing the industry reported bookings were running below projections — a worrisome sign with only weeks to go before the World Cup.
www.npr.org
May 6, 2026 at 9:46 AM
In 'not news' that is surprising literally noone:
In 'not news' that is surprising literally noone:
Looks like foreigners don't want to risk being imprisoned by ICE just for a chance to see a soccer game.
Hotels have a big World Cup problem: Bookings are running far below projections
Nearly 80% of hotels surveyed by a body representing the industry reported bookings were running below projections — a worrisome sign with only weeks to go before the World Cup.
www.npr.org
May 6, 2026 at 9:46 AM
In 'not news' that is surprising literally noone:
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And that ALL of that extra cost is being used to build Donald Trump his gold plated ballroom
It is SO depressing to look in supermarket fridges and know that EVERYTHING used to be HALF that price.
May 6, 2026 at 9:32 AM
And that ALL of that extra cost is being used to build Donald Trump his gold plated ballroom
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Buy BYD? 😂😂😂
Tesla's new patent proposes sucking hot air out of the cabin to improve cooling efficiency and range on hot summer days.
The Weird Way Tesla Could Boost EV Range
A new patent filed by Tesla would add a vacuum feature to its HVAC system, allowing the car to more easily condition hot air pockets and improve overall range.
insideevs.com
May 6, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Buy BYD? 😂😂😂
Perfectly articulated
May 6, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Perfectly articulated
Indeed
And those same people also treat Kamala like she wouldn't have helped Israel murder Palestinians in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY
<about to be blocked by multiple Kamala fans I've never previously interacted with in 3...2...1...>
And those same people also treat Kamala like she wouldn't have helped Israel murder Palestinians in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY
<about to be blocked by multiple Kamala fans I've never previously interacted with in 3...2...1...>
May 6, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Indeed
And those same people also treat Kamala like she wouldn't have helped Israel murder Palestinians in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY
<about to be blocked by multiple Kamala fans I've never previously interacted with in 3...2...1...>
And those same people also treat Kamala like she wouldn't have helped Israel murder Palestinians in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY
<about to be blocked by multiple Kamala fans I've never previously interacted with in 3...2...1...>
Buy BYD? 😂😂😂
Tesla's new patent proposes sucking hot air out of the cabin to improve cooling efficiency and range on hot summer days.
The Weird Way Tesla Could Boost EV Range
A new patent filed by Tesla would add a vacuum feature to its HVAC system, allowing the car to more easily condition hot air pockets and improve overall range.
insideevs.com
May 6, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Buy BYD? 😂😂😂
Fuck me this meme is dank
May 6, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Fuck me this meme is dank
And that ALL of that extra cost is being used to build Donald Trump his gold plated ballroom
It is SO depressing to look in supermarket fridges and know that EVERYTHING used to be HALF that price.
May 6, 2026 at 9:32 AM
And that ALL of that extra cost is being used to build Donald Trump his gold plated ballroom
And this is news?
The Supreme Court has lost all its credibility and with it it’s legitimacy as a voice for justice for the American people or anyone else
May 6, 2026 at 8:56 AM
And this is news?
Looking forward to the day when women stop fucking around and pick up AR-15s
You may as well fight back in kind ✊
You may as well fight back in kind ✊
YouTube has removed one of my videos because I reported that women can still access abortion pills. I shared *factual & medically accurate* information about women's health—yet the platform says I'm "facilitating the sale of illegal drugs"
May 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Looking forward to the day when women stop fucking around and pick up AR-15s
You may as well fight back in kind ✊
You may as well fight back in kind ✊
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May 6, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Arsenal into the UCL Final
Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League
The legit possibility of Double
Me:
Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League
The legit possibility of Double
Me:
May 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Arsenal into the UCL Final
Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League
The legit possibility of Double
Me:
Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League
The legit possibility of Double
Me:
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Nothing beats Princess Bride. Either of them.
And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
May 6, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Nothing beats Princess Bride. Either of them.
And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
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Not a fucking one
Not a fucking one
BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…
It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
May 6, 2026 at 7:03 AM
No notes
Not a fucking one
Not a fucking one
No notes
Not a fucking one
Not a fucking one
BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…
It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
May 6, 2026 at 7:03 AM
No notes
Not a fucking one
Not a fucking one
Nothing beats Princess Bride. Either of them.
And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
May 6, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Nothing beats Princess Bride. Either of them.
And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
Arsenal into the UCL Final
Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League
The legit possibility of Double
Me:
Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League
The legit possibility of Double
Me:
May 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Arsenal into the UCL Final
Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League
The legit possibility of Double
Me:
Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League
The legit possibility of Double
Me:
No notes
May 6, 2026 at 5:33 AM
No notes
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Easy answer
Because we know we're still going to fucking bottle it, so a win just makes that sorta less likely
It's like people haven't watched us fuck this up for two decades 🙄
Because we know we're still going to fucking bottle it, so a win just makes that sorta less likely
It's like people haven't watched us fuck this up for two decades 🙄
Why would Gooners be ‘devastated’ at City’s late equaliser. Most Arsenal supporters would have bitten your hand off if a draw was on offer this morning, such are the fine margins right now…
May 5, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Easy answer
Because we know we're still going to fucking bottle it, so a win just makes that sorta less likely
It's like people haven't watched us fuck this up for two decades 🙄
Because we know we're still going to fucking bottle it, so a win just makes that sorta less likely
It's like people haven't watched us fuck this up for two decades 🙄