The Smart One
@idgafsoldier.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, avid reader, dark empath.
11/18/26 - The Geniusing begins.
https://bit.ly/SweetGenius - Use code "OverwhelmingIntelligence" to get 20%!
11/18/26 - The Geniusing begins.
https://bit.ly/SweetGenius - Use code "OverwhelmingIntelligence" to get 20%!
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The Smart One
@idgafsoldier.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Adulting is so fucking hard I'm going to kill myself.
Yeah dude. Ditch your mower. The pig will just eat every blade of grass. Who gives a shit about Anything.
October 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Yeah dude. Ditch your mower. The pig will just eat every blade of grass. Who gives a shit about Anything.
I saw Ken Jennings in the grocery store yesterday and when we locked eyes he started walking faster in the opposite direction so I followed him around and started screaming at him
July 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I saw Ken Jennings in the grocery store yesterday and when we locked eyes he started walking faster in the opposite direction so I followed him around and started screaming at him
Ken Jennings? Ohhh yeah we go way back I saw his pants had holes in them and his shoes did too so I so I got all of his friends and family and acquaintances together and we surprised him in his apartment by laughing at him and calling him names like Holes In Shoes Ken
July 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Ken Jennings? Ohhh yeah we go way back I saw his pants had holes in them and his shoes did too so I so I got all of his friends and family and acquaintances together and we surprised him in his apartment by laughing at him and calling him names like Holes In Shoes Ken
Yeah me and Ken Jennings go way back he held me underwater for a full minute at the pool and called me a pussy so I fed his dog chocolate
July 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Yeah me and Ken Jennings go way back he held me underwater for a full minute at the pool and called me a pussy so I fed his dog chocolate
Yeah I met Ken Jennings once he tried to dap me up but I just started screaming he had a knife and that he was trying to hurt me
July 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Yeah I met Ken Jennings once he tried to dap me up but I just started screaming he had a knife and that he was trying to hurt me
I need someone to tell me their deepest darkest secret... IMMEDIATELY!
July 20, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I need someone to tell me their deepest darkest secret... IMMEDIATELY!
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Everybody talks about Gramps Platner's Nazi tattoo, but can we talk about how Mark Amodei literally has a tiny Hitler on his shoulder at all times?
April 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Everybody talks about Gramps Platner's Nazi tattoo, but can we talk about how Mark Amodei literally has a tiny Hitler on his shoulder at all times?
I was smoking a fat blunt and I passed it to my buddy but before he grabbed it I dipped it in PCP, LSD, MDMA, and Psilocybin Extract. I also didn't tell him there's coke and meth and heroin in the blunt. Lol
June 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I was smoking a fat blunt and I passed it to my buddy but before he grabbed it I dipped it in PCP, LSD, MDMA, and Psilocybin Extract. I also didn't tell him there's coke and meth and heroin in the blunt. Lol
Okay so to be fucking real here for a second I am so sick of my roomates. I share a 15th story NYC apartment with 3 French businessmen and I'm going fucking crazy. Every morning I wake up and all of our butter has been used to make a hundred pastries they eat one of and throw the rest away. Last
May 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Okay so to be fucking real here for a second I am so sick of my roomates. I share a 15th story NYC apartment with 3 French businessmen and I'm going fucking crazy. Every morning I wake up and all of our butter has been used to make a hundred pastries they eat one of and throw the rest away. Last
After I go to the bathroom when I wash my hands instead of putting soap on my hands i put soap on my dick and wash my dick instead of washing my hands and i rub my dick dry on the silk handtowel I have in my bathroom and I go about my day
May 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
After I go to the bathroom when I wash my hands instead of putting soap on my hands i put soap on my dick and wash my dick instead of washing my hands and i rub my dick dry on the silk handtowel I have in my bathroom and I go about my day
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My Beautiful Sick Fucked Up Fantasy Is My Favorite Kanye Album. I Love Wolfs and the Clapping One
April 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My Beautiful Sick Fucked Up Fantasy Is My Favorite Kanye Album. I Love Wolfs and the Clapping One
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Hoes Call Me The King The Way I Always Eating Dinner
April 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hoes Call Me The King The Way I Always Eating Dinner
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If you'd just give me some good sloppy toppy!
And let me pu-ll! Your hair!
Hope you enjoy it!
Your friend,
James Daniel Rolfe.
And let me pu-ll! Your hair!
Hope you enjoy it!
Your friend,
James Daniel Rolfe.
June 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you'd just give me some good sloppy toppy!
And let me pu-ll! Your hair!
Hope you enjoy it!
Your friend,
James Daniel Rolfe.
And let me pu-ll! Your hair!
Hope you enjoy it!
Your friend,
James Daniel Rolfe.
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@lunette.bsky.social I wrote a song for you: *ahem*
(to the tune of "Meet Me In St. Louis)
Could I get some sloppy toppy? Could I pull your hair?
Don't tell me to jerk off, I won't!
I need this more than air!
I'll let you suck my meat silly!
You'll be slopping on my willy!
(continued.)
(to the tune of "Meet Me In St. Louis)
Could I get some sloppy toppy? Could I pull your hair?
Don't tell me to jerk off, I won't!
I need this more than air!
I'll let you suck my meat silly!
You'll be slopping on my willy!
(continued.)
June 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
@lunette.bsky.social I wrote a song for you: *ahem*
(to the tune of "Meet Me In St. Louis)
Could I get some sloppy toppy? Could I pull your hair?
Don't tell me to jerk off, I won't!
I need this more than air!
I'll let you suck my meat silly!
You'll be slopping on my willy!
(continued.)
(to the tune of "Meet Me In St. Louis)
Could I get some sloppy toppy? Could I pull your hair?
Don't tell me to jerk off, I won't!
I need this more than air!
I'll let you suck my meat silly!
You'll be slopping on my willy!
(continued.)
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June 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Quote: "It takes more muscles to think than to work out. Nerds have it harder than Jocks." - Alberto Einstein. #Smartfetish #SexualIntelligence
June 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Quote: "It takes more muscles to think than to work out. Nerds have it harder than Jocks." - Alberto Einstein. #Smartfetish #SexualIntelligence
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Albert Einstein Crushed One Worm With His Shoe Every Day. 🌱💡🧠 #SmartQuotes
June 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Albert Einstein Crushed One Worm With His Shoe Every Day. 🌱💡🧠 #SmartQuotes
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Do you know this woman? She is named Mrs. Adolf Hitlar Saddam Hussein Al Qaeda Smith.
June 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Do you know this woman? She is named Mrs. Adolf Hitlar Saddam Hussein Al Qaeda Smith.
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Naw Naw Naw Bitch You Ain't Getting My Philo Password Naw Naw Naw.
July 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Naw Naw Naw Bitch You Ain't Getting My Philo Password Naw Naw Naw.
This must be one of those glitched posts with no 1000 shares haha
"Please donate your sperm! You're brilliant! We need more geniuses like you!"
My sperm after I take a blowtorch to my balls:
My sperm after I take a blowtorch to my balls:
May 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This must be one of those glitched posts with no 1000 shares haha
Everybody talks about Gramps Platner's Nazi tattoo, but can we talk about how Mark Amodei literally has a tiny Hitler on his shoulder at all times?
April 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Everybody talks about Gramps Platner's Nazi tattoo, but can we talk about how Mark Amodei literally has a tiny Hitler on his shoulder at all times?
In Germany they bury you alive if you don't make short form video content about how convenient it is to live in Germany
April 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
In Germany they bury you alive if you don't make short form video content about how convenient it is to live in Germany
Let's get RETARDED in here? I think NOT! Let's get Genius in here!
a man dressed as albert einstein is dancing in front of a crowd in a club .
Alt: a man dressed as albert einstein is dancing in front of a crowd in a club .
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Let's get RETARDED in here? I think NOT! Let's get Genius in here!
Who's going to match my love? Match my lust for life? Who wants to Hike and Chill? Does anyone these days even want a lasting relationship? Or is it all just hookups.
April 5, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Who's going to match my love? Match my lust for life? Who wants to Hike and Chill? Does anyone these days even want a lasting relationship? Or is it all just hookups.
The boner store is calling, they would like their penis back lol.
April 5, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The boner store is calling, they would like their penis back lol.