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The artist formally known as IlfordDave
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Woke Lefty driving instructor, living in South Cheshire, Stoke City, St Pauli, Venezia FC, 49ers, Ole Miss. I have an ASD diagnosis, stroke survivor. He/Him I block god botherers & any one right of centre
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I’m a woke lefty cis male who is an ally of the LGTBQ+ community. I love football of most codes, motor racing on 2,3 & 4 wheels, Cricket. I’ve driven/ridden for a living my entire working life. Climate change is real, yes I understand the hypocrisy having covered over 1.4 million and counting miles
Who was this ? Did they go on to be a star ?
Liverpool was found guilty of illegally tapping up a 12-year-old player from Stoke City's academy, including offering unauthorized financial incentives to the family.
October 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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I don't want to hear anything from Manchester United, Arsenal or Liverpool fans about "organic growth" or some such nonsense. All three owe their standing in football to huge injections of cash from wealthy patrons. To suggest otherwise is utter nonsense.
October 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Every opposition fans needs to chant all match “cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat” all game, every game against Man City. #mcfc #cheat
October 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Welcome to the Costa del Stoke
Marvellous quote from Mark Robins about Stoke's new American left-back Luca Bombino. 'He’s shown incredible courage. He’s left San Diego to come to Staffordshire and I’ve been to San Diego, it’s beautiful.' #SCFC
September 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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Why, what have we done?!?!
My biggest concern as a Notts fan at the minute is Stoke City…
August 30, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Arnie should have started for Austria imho
July 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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A box to box midfielder? Swedish Ikea vibes in the design.
Whisper quietly but Stoke City seem to be getting on with business this pre-season.
July 2, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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How Dundee made Luke Graham a £2m record-breaker – and why Stoke City move is perfect deal for the Dee
How Dundee made Luke Graham a £2m record-breaker – and why Stoke City move is perfect deal for the Dee
The Dens academy product is on his way to the English Championship.
dlvr.it
July 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It’s been said Southampton appealing their punishment is like suing the national lottery because you didn’t win. No it’s like suing the national lottery because you got caught trying to hack into the machines #efl
May 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
No, Stoke would have been better 😂
They are what Stoke City would have become if Pulis was given a billion to build his team.
May 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Yeah, Stoke played better, but had worse players 😂😂😂 give Pulis Artetas budget and he’d have won the title
I'd suggest you've never seen Stoke City play if you're suggesting Arteta's 25/26 Arsenal played like Tony Pulis' Stoke. I'd also suggest you're just following a narrative that media put forward that is not at all based on facts or watching the matches. For a start, Stoke played a narrow 442.
May 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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my updated take is that the reason the EFL are probably being brutal in their treatment of southampton is probably because they'll have the approach of "this isn't the first time they've done this, it's probably just the first time they've been caught"
May 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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So what you're telling me is, a coach/manager in England—who is required to hold a UEFA Pro License in the EPL & EFL—doesn't have to know the league's handbook?

#Southampton
May 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Maybe try not cheating, then you won't have a punishment to appeal against. If the EFL reverse their decision on Southampton it will be an absolute nonsense and cause absolute chaos. So the moral of the story is... try not cheating.
May 20, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Footage of the EFL tribunal.....
May 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Till the day I die, I will never understand how anyone can look at these grasping, crypto funded, hate filled, facist, flag shaggers and think “I’m sure they have my best interests at heart.”
May 8, 2026 at 9:50 AM
April 12, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Surprised I had no reaction to this
I don’t want to change the manager at Stoke, but I do want answers.
Why are we so poor at set pieces ?
Why did we sign Smit, who looks worse than Lowe or Tezgel ?
Why didn’t we play Dixon or Agina at right back earlier ?
Why are we so lightweight in midfield ? #scfc #stoke
April 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I don’t want to change the manager at Stoke, but I do want answers.
Why are we so poor at set pieces ?
Why did we sign Smit, who looks worse than Lowe or Tezgel ?
Why didn’t we play Dixon or Agina at right back earlier ?
Why are we so lightweight in midfield ? #scfc #stoke
April 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
If the bomb drops baby, I wanna be the last to know
April 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.
March 19, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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Man City 115 charges update as expert claims '40-60 point deduction' if found guilty

Manchester City could face a 40 to 60-point deduction if found guilty of the 115 alleged financial breaches, according to football finance expert Kieran Maguire
Man City 115 charges: Expert claims '40-60pt deduction' if club found guilty
Manchester City could face a 40 to 60-point deduction if found guilty of the 115 alleged financial breaches, according to football finance expert Kieran Maguire
www.birminghammail.co.uk
February 25, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Anybody who thinks we should be changing the manager can get fucked #scfc
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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From The Talent Hunter on X

A ‘big six’ Premier League club is currently monitoring 17 year-old #Notts County defender Alfie Rice.👀🔍

Alongside this club, Wrexham, Stoke City, Blackburn Rovers and Salford City are all showing interest in signing Rice, with Stoke said to be the current frontrunners
February 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM