Guardian-The Spectacular Sharkbait🦈🧪
@ilikehardboileggs.bsky.social
You can't blend in when you're born to stand out
//ATSV//Marvel// MVRP//33yMun🔞MDNI
//Bio link below//
https://hardboileggs.carrd.co/
Written by http://merlin/
//ATSV//Marvel// MVRP//33yMun🔞MDNI
//Bio link below//
https://hardboileggs.carrd.co/
Written by http://merlin/
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"In a world full of fish be a shark"
🦈Info below🦈
🦈Info below🦈
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Je, am alive
Je, am alive
October 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
👁️👄👁️☕✨
Je, am alive
Je, am alive
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hurry up & fall in love with me, stupid.
September 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
hurry up & fall in love with me, stupid.
Emergency Burgers in my bag
September 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Emergency Burgers in my bag
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#SeductiveSunday
"Hitting the shower's after a long swimming workout today."
"Hitting the shower's after a long swimming workout today."
June 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
#SeductiveSunday
"Hitting the shower's after a long swimming workout today."
"Hitting the shower's after a long swimming workout today."
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"Hey babe! Je got da Taco bell for din dins tonight! My treat for amazing loving being like you!"💕
[She says holding up three full bags of taco bell stuff.]
[She says holding up three full bags of taco bell stuff.]
June 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Hey babe! Je got da Taco bell for din dins tonight! My treat for amazing loving being like you!"💕
[She says holding up three full bags of taco bell stuff.]
[She says holding up three full bags of taco bell stuff.]
"Je am slowly gaining the chunky winter coat!"
September 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
"Je am slowly gaining the chunky winter coat!"
Je been very tired lately....is it winter already?
August 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Je been very tired lately....is it winter already?
"Blue teeth..."
“I have yet to see any of these future people with actual blue teeth. Maybe they keep them in their pockets?”
August 22, 2026 at 2:46 AM
"Blue teeth..."
"Time to get that naked suntanning on a 100° degree tin roof"
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August 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
"Time to get that naked suntanning on a 100° degree tin roof"
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"Tasty on the outside,oui"💅✨
French translation:
Oui:yes
French translation:
Oui:yes
July 27, 2026 at 5:19 AM
"Tasty on the outside,oui"💅✨
French translation:
Oui:yes
French translation:
Oui:yes
[nibbles softly on her arm happily]
"Oh? Did I mess with you?"
July 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
[nibbles softly on her arm happily]
Nom!
July 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Nom!
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her angel eyes saw the good in many devils.
July 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
her angel eyes saw the good in many devils.
[Suddenly goes for the attack]
"Nibbles!"
"Nibbles!"
July 22, 2026 at 12:20 AM
[Suddenly goes for the attack]
"Nibbles!"
"Nibbles!"
"Je see everyone showing Là tits? Faire je need to flash some too?"
French translation
Là: there
Je: I
Faire: Do
French translation
Là: there
Je: I
Faire: Do
July 22, 2026 at 12:19 AM
"Je see everyone showing Là tits? Faire je need to flash some too?"
French translation
Là: there
Je: I
Faire: Do
French translation
Là: there
Je: I
Faire: Do
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a independent portrayal of Scott Summers.
New to character, not the verse.
The X-mens ruby wearing Cyclops.
a independent portrayal of Scott Summers.
New to character, not the verse.
The X-mens ruby wearing Cyclops.
July 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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a independent portrayal of Scott Summers.
New to character, not the verse.
The X-mens ruby wearing Cyclops.
a independent portrayal of Scott Summers.
New to character, not the verse.
The X-mens ruby wearing Cyclops.
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“ Ah‘m feelin A little…touchy today “
June 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
“ Ah‘m feelin A little…touchy today “
"A nibble?"
July 22, 2026 at 12:14 AM
"A nibble?"
[judges back]
July 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM
[judges back]
Walking in like she hasn't been gone for months.
July 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Walking in like she hasn't been gone for months.
He's good at making quick work
Fortunately, he did it. Planted an M-80 right beneath his car.
July 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
He's good at making quick work
"Getting that thing on a leash it's not paying the rent."
Horrifying! Have a nice day!
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[Sighs seeing a raccoon or something got it's way inside her place]
"Welp, time to pull out the feet, and climb up da walls again."
[Sighs seeing a raccoon or something got it's way inside her place]
"Welp, time to pull out the feet, and climb up da walls again."
July 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
"Getting that thing on a leash it's not paying the rent."