Illoumalnati
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Illoumalnati
@illoumalnati.bsky.social
· May 17
This store just went up and an effete-yet-powerful bald man is about to have a frustrating day
They can't seriously expect the Pope to fight Superman
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 12:43 PM
They can't seriously expect the Pope to fight Superman
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Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
September 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
Any discourse about the justifiability of a riot or violent protest should understand where the bar is set.
September 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Any discourse about the justifiability of a riot or violent protest should understand where the bar is set.
In the spirit of cultural exchange poutine will be introduced to Ireland and spice bags will be introduced to Canada. We have so much to learn from each other.
Alanis Morissette is European now. Tim Hortons, European. Poutine? You better believe that's European.
September 17, 2026 at 2:32 PM
In the spirit of cultural exchange poutine will be introduced to Ireland and spice bags will be introduced to Canada. We have so much to learn from each other.
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thimking of getting some movie posters to hang up
September 17, 2026 at 8:56 AM
thimking of getting some movie posters to hang up
Alanis Morissette is European now. Tim Hortons, European. Poutine? You better believe that's European.
September 17, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Alanis Morissette is European now. Tim Hortons, European. Poutine? You better believe that's European.
All else aside, Sheeran's expectation that he could be viewed as apolitical after firing someone on direct orders from a billionaire to enforce said billionaire's ideology is nuts. Just straight-up nuts. What does he think "political" means?
September 17, 2026 at 7:03 AM
All else aside, Sheeran's expectation that he could be viewed as apolitical after firing someone on direct orders from a billionaire to enforce said billionaire's ideology is nuts. Just straight-up nuts. What does he think "political" means?
90s nostalgia fiction never touches on how many TV shows had music videos/signature dances. The Bartman. The Urkel. Joey Lawrence. Why is no one on TV doing a dance called The Young Sheldon
September 16, 2026 at 10:33 AM
90s nostalgia fiction never touches on how many TV shows had music videos/signature dances. The Bartman. The Urkel. Joey Lawrence. Why is no one on TV doing a dance called The Young Sheldon
One of my favorite facts about Dublin is that the airport has an unused underground space that was intended for eventual use as a train station, because the architects assumed that naturally the government would want to run a train there at some point, and how long could it possibly take?
The new estimated cost of building a metro rail system for Dublin, which is being brought to the Cabinet for approval this morning, is expected to be significantly higher than the last estimate for the project four years ago.
Cabinet to hear MetroLink cost much higher than estimated
The new estimated cost of building a metro rail system for Dublin, which is being brought to the Cabinet for approval this morning, is expected to be significantly higher than the last estimate for th...
www.rte.ie
September 16, 2026 at 6:54 AM
One of my favorite facts about Dublin is that the airport has an unused underground space that was intended for eventual use as a train station, because the architects assumed that naturally the government would want to run a train there at some point, and how long could it possibly take?
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Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
September 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
Nobody say that in Marvel Comics, New York itself was a character; Disney will file a copyright claim on New York City and nobody will be able to make bad movies where New York itself is a character
Today is the deadline for Marvel employees to declare whether they will make the move to Burbank and stay with Marvel, or leave their jobs
Today is the day that Marvel Comics changes forever
Today is the deadline for Marvel employees to declare whether they will make the move to Burbank and stay with Marvel, or leave their jobs
www.comicsbeat.com
September 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Nobody say that in Marvel Comics, New York itself was a character; Disney will file a copyright claim on New York City and nobody will be able to make bad movies where New York itself is a character
I haven't needed to buy Disney Princess merchandise in like eight years, is it still divided into two categories, "Elsa and Anna" and "The Rest of These Assholes"?
September 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I haven't needed to buy Disney Princess merchandise in like eight years, is it still divided into two categories, "Elsa and Anna" and "The Rest of These Assholes"?
Never ever let someone build a brand as the TV business guy. Don't know what lesson of the last decade could be clearer. No TV show can hype up a real-life businessman, it is not compatible with a civilized society.
It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid
September 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Never ever let someone build a brand as the TV business guy. Don't know what lesson of the last decade could be clearer. No TV show can hype up a real-life businessman, it is not compatible with a civilized society.
XAVIER: Your code names will be Iceman, Angel, Marvel Girl...
HANK: Sir, are you sure we should have masks and fake names? A serious civil rights campaign means visibility, public pride in who we are, even if it means putting ourselves at risk
XAVIER: ...your name will be Beast
SCOTT: Warned you
HANK: Sir, are you sure we should have masks and fake names? A serious civil rights campaign means visibility, public pride in who we are, even if it means putting ourselves at risk
XAVIER: ...your name will be Beast
SCOTT: Warned you
September 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
XAVIER: Your code names will be Iceman, Angel, Marvel Girl...
HANK: Sir, are you sure we should have masks and fake names? A serious civil rights campaign means visibility, public pride in who we are, even if it means putting ourselves at risk
XAVIER: ...your name will be Beast
SCOTT: Warned you
HANK: Sir, are you sure we should have masks and fake names? A serious civil rights campaign means visibility, public pride in who we are, even if it means putting ourselves at risk
XAVIER: ...your name will be Beast
SCOTT: Warned you
The kid who insulted Ed Sheeran to his face on the Late Late Toy Show has been 100% vindicated.
September 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The kid who insulted Ed Sheeran to his face on the Late Late Toy Show has been 100% vindicated.
If my wife and daughter are gonna make me drive them to the gym, they're just gonna have to listen to me say "what's a gime?" like Homer Simpson. This is the bargain.
September 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
If my wife and daughter are gonna make me drive them to the gym, they're just gonna have to listen to me say "what's a gime?" like Homer Simpson. This is the bargain.
First they came for the trans people, and I did not speak out. This was a savvy triangulation and it saved democracy.
if you back transphobic democrats you are not fighting fascism. you are not resisting anything. you are a fascist.
trans ppl are a primary target of contemporary fascism. any democratic candidate being transphobic is telling you they will lie down for the fascist machinery sweeping america.
trans ppl are a primary target of contemporary fascism. any democratic candidate being transphobic is telling you they will lie down for the fascist machinery sweeping america.
September 13, 2026 at 10:37 AM
First they came for the trans people, and I did not speak out. This was a savvy triangulation and it saved democracy.
The one time I saw REM live, Michael Stipe was reading from a lyrics sheet for "It's the End of the World as We Know It" I assume this is similar
September 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
The one time I saw REM live, Michael Stipe was reading from a lyrics sheet for "It's the End of the World as We Know It" I assume this is similar
My daughter's watch of Buffy is up to season 4, and the victim who briefly befriends Buffy and then dies in the season premiere is li'l Pedro Pascal? The characters in the show would definitely nerd out about this.
September 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
My daughter's watch of Buffy is up to season 4, and the victim who briefly befriends Buffy and then dies in the season premiere is li'l Pedro Pascal? The characters in the show would definitely nerd out about this.
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Not for the first time, I am so relieved she is Ireland’s president and not any of the others who put their names forward
Statement from President Connolly:
We are in a world facing the existential threat posed by war and climate change, both of which are inextricably interlinked.
I conveyed the strong view of the Irish people that the normalisation of war and genocide can never be accepted.
We are in a world facing the existential threat posed by war and climate change, both of which are inextricably interlinked.
I conveyed the strong view of the Irish people that the normalisation of war and genocide can never be accepted.
September 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Not for the first time, I am so relieved she is Ireland’s president and not any of the others who put their names forward
Has the "President Grampa Went Off-Script" protocol been shared with conservatives in the UK, because they must be scrambling if not
September 12, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Has the "President Grampa Went Off-Script" protocol been shared with conservatives in the UK, because they must be scrambling if not
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Unusual remark for an orange man
Breaking: Donald Trump says
“I’d love to see Ireland unified…. I think it would be a great thing. How could it be bad?”
Oh my word.
“I’d love to see Ireland unified…. I think it would be a great thing. How could it be bad?”
Oh my word.
September 12, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Unusual remark for an orange man
What was it like in the years before 9/11? Well, there was a band called The Verve. And another, unrelated band called The Verve Pipe. So I guess you could say it was complicated.
September 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
What was it like in the years before 9/11? Well, there was a band called The Verve. And another, unrelated band called The Verve Pipe. So I guess you could say it was complicated.
Things you'd think would come up more often in X-Men comics:
- Leprechauns are real and they live at Banshee's house
- For years one of the students was literally two children in a trench coat
- Juggernaut did 9/11
- Leprechauns are real and they live at Banshee's house
- For years one of the students was literally two children in a trench coat
- Juggernaut did 9/11
September 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Things you'd think would come up more often in X-Men comics:
- Leprechauns are real and they live at Banshee's house
- For years one of the students was literally two children in a trench coat
- Juggernaut did 9/11
- Leprechauns are real and they live at Banshee's house
- For years one of the students was literally two children in a trench coat
- Juggernaut did 9/11
G.I. Joe's silence is deafening. History will remember, Colonel Hawk
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
September 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
G.I. Joe's silence is deafening. History will remember, Colonel Hawk