FUCK FACE
@imatrip.bsky.social
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FUCK FACE
@imatrip.bsky.social
· Feb 26
To the 84yr old woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, wasup baby
When I was 9 i jumped off the garage with an umbrella ☂️
September 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
When I was 9 i jumped off the garage with an umbrella ☂️
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September 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I hope my neighbor starts the leaf blower at 5:56am
September 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I hope my neighbor starts the leaf blower at 5:56am
That 80’s soap on a rope
September 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
That 80’s soap on a rope
Yeah just hit me up on Google+
September 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Yeah just hit me up on Google+
Might have sex tomorrow night.. nervous as fuck
August 25, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Might have sex tomorrow night.. nervous as fuck
Hit me up on yahoo chat
August 23, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Hit me up on yahoo chat
Mosquitoes never pick me 😔
August 23, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Mosquitoes never pick me 😔
About to take my monthly shower
August 20, 2026 at 12:54 AM
About to take my monthly shower
Yes!!!!! Just preordered Willie Nelson’s new album
August 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Yes!!!!! Just preordered Willie Nelson’s new album
Tell your fuking kids to go to bed
July 23, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Tell your fuking kids to go to bed
Friend: can I have a glass of water
Me: There’s a water hose outside
Me: There’s a water hose outside
July 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Friend: can I have a glass of water
Me: There’s a water hose outside
Me: There’s a water hose outside
I think driving a Nissan Rogue will help me get pussy
July 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I think driving a Nissan Rogue will help me get pussy
Don’t know why it’s called “ Dollar General Store” Expensive motherfuckers
July 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Don’t know why it’s called “ Dollar General Store” Expensive motherfuckers
I got 2 likes!!! I really appreciate the love and support!! 👍
June 29, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I got 2 likes!!! I really appreciate the love and support!! 👍
At a funeral….
* Where’s the cake
* Where’s the cake
June 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
At a funeral….
* Where’s the cake
* Where’s the cake