Victor Laszlo
@impolitics.bsky.social
Always 100% truthful, often 100% factual.
Political satire is comedy about things that aren't funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDm3qr3Zlu0
Political satire is comedy about things that aren't funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDm3qr3Zlu0
Any solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict based on the idea that one side will cease to exist isn’t a solution at all — it’s a fantasy indulged in by people a world away from the catastrophe who can afford the luxury of urging others to do the fighting and the dying.
June 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Any solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict based on the idea that one side will cease to exist isn’t a solution at all — it’s a fantasy indulged in by people a world away from the catastrophe who can afford the luxury of urging others to do the fighting and the dying.
"Zionism is racism" is anti-Semitism.
June 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
"Zionism is racism" is anti-Semitism.
If a march through the streets of Manhattan praised the Ku Klux Klan, Mayor Mandani would rightly denounce it. But he hasn't uttered a word about Friday's march by rabid fans of Hamas.
From the White House to Gracie Mansion, hate speech is now acceptable if you approve of the haters.
From the White House to Gracie Mansion, hate speech is now acceptable if you approve of the haters.
May 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
If a march through the streets of Manhattan praised the Ku Klux Klan, Mayor Mandani would rightly denounce it. But he hasn't uttered a word about Friday's march by rabid fans of Hamas.
From the White House to Gracie Mansion, hate speech is now acceptable if you approve of the haters.
From the White House to Gracie Mansion, hate speech is now acceptable if you approve of the haters.
Yesterday's destruction of the Voting Rights Act is a reminder that the supporters of Ralph Nader and Jill Stein were overwhelmingly white and therefore could afford the catastrophe of a racist Supreme Court even as they denounced it.
April 30, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Yesterday's destruction of the Voting Rights Act is a reminder that the supporters of Ralph Nader and Jill Stein were overwhelmingly white and therefore could afford the catastrophe of a racist Supreme Court even as they denounced it.
The new slur of the Hamas Klux Klan is “zio-Karen,” which means… what? A woman who supports the existence of Israel while complaining to the manager?
No, it’s just a mindless mishmash of stuff Hamasniks know they’re supposed to dislike, with a dollop of sexism as thinly veiled as their Jew-hatred.
No, it’s just a mindless mishmash of stuff Hamasniks know they’re supposed to dislike, with a dollop of sexism as thinly veiled as their Jew-hatred.
April 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The new slur of the Hamas Klux Klan is “zio-Karen,” which means… what? A woman who supports the existence of Israel while complaining to the manager?
No, it’s just a mindless mishmash of stuff Hamasniks know they’re supposed to dislike, with a dollop of sexism as thinly veiled as their Jew-hatred.
No, it’s just a mindless mishmash of stuff Hamasniks know they’re supposed to dislike, with a dollop of sexism as thinly veiled as their Jew-hatred.
Alas, many men and women in journalism are whores.
But Bari Weiss is the only one who insists that being a whore is heroic.
But Bari Weiss is the only one who insists that being a whore is heroic.
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Alas, many men and women in journalism are whores.
But Bari Weiss is the only one who insists that being a whore is heroic.
But Bari Weiss is the only one who insists that being a whore is heroic.
Attacks on Jews in the name of anti-Zionism are, of course, an argument for Zionism.
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Attacks on Jews in the name of anti-Zionism are, of course, an argument for Zionism.
If you didn't vote for Harris but now you're protesting ICE, you're a fucking hypocrite. YOU put those stormtroopers on the streets of Minneapolis. YOU murdered Renee Good.
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
If you didn't vote for Harris but now you're protesting ICE, you're a fucking hypocrite. YOU put those stormtroopers on the streets of Minneapolis. YOU murdered Renee Good.
A conservative celebrating Martin Luther King Day is like an arsonist celebrating National Fire Prevention Week.
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM
A conservative celebrating Martin Luther King Day is like an arsonist celebrating National Fire Prevention Week.
Trump: The only thing limiting my powers as Commander-in-Chief is "my own morality."
We're doomed.
We're doomed.
January 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Trump: The only thing limiting my powers as Commander-in-Chief is "my own morality."
We're doomed.
We're doomed.
European leaders say the annexation of Greenland by the U.S. will doom NATO.
But this is all the more reason for the U.S. to annex Greenland in the eyes of Putin's pet president.
But this is all the more reason for the U.S. to annex Greenland in the eyes of Putin's pet president.
January 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
European leaders say the annexation of Greenland by the U.S. will doom NATO.
But this is all the more reason for the U.S. to annex Greenland in the eyes of Putin's pet president.
But this is all the more reason for the U.S. to annex Greenland in the eyes of Putin's pet president.
I bet I’m not the only one this is happening to — it’s been 2026 for five days now, but I’m still writing FUCK TRUMP on my checks.
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I bet I’m not the only one this is happening to — it’s been 2026 for five days now, but I’m still writing FUCK TRUMP on my checks.
Charlie Kirk had a constitutional right to be a racist pig without losing his life and others have a constitutional right to call him a racist pig without losing their jobs. If you can’t live with that, America is not for you.
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Charlie Kirk had a constitutional right to be a racist pig without losing his life and others have a constitutional right to call him a racist pig without losing their jobs. If you can’t live with that, America is not for you.
The core concept of democracy is that those who dissent from their leaders are not disloyal to their country..
The core concept of Nazism is that those who dissent from their leaders are terrorists and traitors.
Which of those beliefs best match what Republicans are saying?
The core concept of Nazism is that those who dissent from their leaders are terrorists and traitors.
Which of those beliefs best match what Republicans are saying?
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The core concept of democracy is that those who dissent from their leaders are not disloyal to their country..
The core concept of Nazism is that those who dissent from their leaders are terrorists and traitors.
Which of those beliefs best match what Republicans are saying?
The core concept of Nazism is that those who dissent from their leaders are terrorists and traitors.
Which of those beliefs best match what Republicans are saying?
The Trump Klux Klan was terribly upset this morning when they learned for the first time that there is no Nobel Prize for Rape.
October 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The Trump Klux Klan was terribly upset this morning when they learned for the first time that there is no Nobel Prize for Rape.
Even the toughest critics of Pete Hegseth’s freakout at the Pentagon must admit that no man has tried that hard to convince people he’s heterosexual since Rock Hudson in “Giant.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Even the toughest critics of Pete Hegseth’s freakout at the Pentagon must admit that no man has tried that hard to convince people he’s heterosexual since Rock Hudson in “Giant.”
So it turns out that all the top military officers from around the world were summoned to the Pentagon just to hear Pete Hegseth rant and rave like the guy at the end of the bar at last call who's been there since happy hour downing doubles and screaming at the television.
September 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
So it turns out that all the top military officers from around the world were summoned to the Pentagon just to hear Pete Hegseth rant and rave like the guy at the end of the bar at last call who's been there since happy hour downing doubles and screaming at the television.
No, a two-state solution is not a "reward" for Hamas.
The nations that recognized Palestine today all say Hamas must have no future role in it.
And Hamas doesn't want two states. It wants what Netanyahu wants: one authoritarian state from the river to the sea run by far-right religious fanatics.
The nations that recognized Palestine today all say Hamas must have no future role in it.
And Hamas doesn't want two states. It wants what Netanyahu wants: one authoritarian state from the river to the sea run by far-right religious fanatics.
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
No, a two-state solution is not a "reward" for Hamas.
The nations that recognized Palestine today all say Hamas must have no future role in it.
And Hamas doesn't want two states. It wants what Netanyahu wants: one authoritarian state from the river to the sea run by far-right religious fanatics.
The nations that recognized Palestine today all say Hamas must have no future role in it.
And Hamas doesn't want two states. It wants what Netanyahu wants: one authoritarian state from the river to the sea run by far-right religious fanatics.
