freddy vs. jason funderburker
@impormable.bsky.social
pinball princess of the trans fernando valley
sing your love song, lover
sing your love song, lover
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what if the margaret hamilton who played the wicked witch of the west met the margaret hamilton who designed the navigation software for the apollo program met in heaven? I think it would go a little something like this:
margaret hamilton: I love the wizard of oz
margaret hamilton: you seem cool too
margaret hamilton: I love the wizard of oz
margaret hamilton: you seem cool too
October 8, 2026 at 7:23 AM
what if the margaret hamilton who played the wicked witch of the west met the margaret hamilton who designed the navigation software for the apollo program met in heaven? I think it would go a little something like this:
margaret hamilton: I love the wizard of oz
margaret hamilton: you seem cool too
margaret hamilton: I love the wizard of oz
margaret hamilton: you seem cool too
the music in persona 3 is so good until they start rapping
October 8, 2026 at 5:33 AM
the music in persona 3 is so good until they start rapping
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she's such a bad actor that she makes taylor swift in cats (2019) look like judi dench in cats (2019)
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 AM
she's such a bad actor that she makes taylor swift in cats (2019) look like judi dench in cats (2019)
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[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
October 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
okay I'm taking an ill advised evening nap because the weight of getting my spine sliced up is feeling very real and exhausting. please think and say nice things about me so I can have pleasant dreams
October 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
okay I'm taking an ill advised evening nap because the weight of getting my spine sliced up is feeling very real and exhausting. please think and say nice things about me so I can have pleasant dreams
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one of the greatest moments of my life was the day that we got a new safe at work and I was the manager that day so I got to set the code and send out a company-wide email saying the new safe combo was 0451. it's the closest I'll ever get to being an NPC in a Deus Ex game
November 19, 2023 at 7:46 AM
one of the greatest moments of my life was the day that we got a new safe at work and I was the manager that day so I got to set the code and send out a company-wide email saying the new safe combo was 0451. it's the closest I'll ever get to being an NPC in a Deus Ex game
they think I am two people who own one cat
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
October 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
they think I am two people who own one cat
okay it's the last day of the steam sale so what's a good game for under $20 that'll run on a mediocre pc?
October 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
okay it's the last day of the steam sale so what's a good game for under $20 that'll run on a mediocre pc?
not grossness, anything but that!
October 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
not grossness, anything but that!
dressmaker seems like a cute game but my fantasy is not to design and sew glamorous dresses for princesses, it is to receive and wear glamorous dresses as a princess. and not in a video game, but in real life. and then maybe french two chicks at the same time
October 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
dressmaker seems like a cute game but my fantasy is not to design and sew glamorous dresses for princesses, it is to receive and wear glamorous dresses as a princess. and not in a video game, but in real life. and then maybe french two chicks at the same time
le sink is her favorite restaurant
October 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
le sink is her favorite restaurant
due to pre op shit, I will *not* be going to the hannah lew concert :(
it's looking more and more like I *will* be able to go to the hannah lew concert next month 😎
I'm so excited to watch this when I get home. I dunno if I'll be able to see her when she plays LA in a couple months
October 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
due to pre op shit, I will *not* be going to the hannah lew concert :(
everyone at the surgeon's office kept asking if I was ready and I would tell them "yeah, all I gotta do is lie there, right?" and they all thought that was the funniest thing they ever heard
October 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
everyone at the surgeon's office kept asking if I was ready and I would tell them "yeah, all I gotta do is lie there, right?" and they all thought that was the funniest thing they ever heard
no I don't think I'll be getting anything from the slop pharmacy
October 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
no I don't think I'll be getting anything from the slop pharmacy
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my wife and i want this to be our Halloween costume
October 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
my wife and i want this to be our Halloween costume
I'm voting for nithya raman, but her campaign slogan is "a city that works" and all I can think of is hank scorpio
October 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I'm voting for nithya raman, but her campaign slogan is "a city that works" and all I can think of is hank scorpio
I'm in the waiting room at my spinal surgeon's office and an old lady just came in with one of those walkers with wheels on it and she was walking faster than I ever have. just fuckin *zooming*
October 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I'm in the waiting room at my spinal surgeon's office and an old lady just came in with one of those walkers with wheels on it and she was walking faster than I ever have. just fuckin *zooming*
imagine saying you were influenced by KRS-One and then singing like that
October 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
imagine saying you were influenced by KRS-One and then singing like that
lost is a combination of gilligan's island and twin peaks, without the humor of either
October 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
lost is a combination of gilligan's island and twin peaks, without the humor of either
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crazy awesome aunt fritzi tattoo i saw last night
October 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
crazy awesome aunt fritzi tattoo i saw last night
this man's wearing a push-up bra. now *he's* pleasing!
October 7, 2026 at 9:50 AM
this man's wearing a push-up bra. now *he's* pleasing!
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loom, manual, illustration, pc engine super cd-rom² (1992) archive.org/details/loom...
October 7, 2026 at 5:37 AM
loom, manual, illustration, pc engine super cd-rom² (1992) archive.org/details/loom...