Improbable Joe
@improbablejoe.bsky.social
Cats, dog, guitars, books, cooking, the occasional video game. Depression is my jam. He/Him.
Did it, got my wife's LEGO Downton Abbey set the very minute it was released. Happy Birthday to her, at least. I didn't get to have a birthday this year.
October 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Did it, got my wife's LEGO Downton Abbey set the very minute it was released. Happy Birthday to her, at least. I didn't get to have a birthday this year.
Trying to give up alcohol is extra hard when you live in a place that sells booze everywhere.
September 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Trying to give up alcohol is extra hard when you live in a place that sells booze everywhere.
Happy birthday to me from Sesame Street!
September 28, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Happy birthday to me from Sesame Street!
Last night of drinking for awhile. I'm going to miss it, but my health is more important and also I'm broke now.
September 28, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Last night of drinking for awhile. I'm going to miss it, but my health is more important and also I'm broke now.
We watched Backrooms tonight, and the cats were intrigued
September 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
We watched Backrooms tonight, and the cats were intrigued
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Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well...
...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
September 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well...
...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
One of these cats is bringing me a toy mouse every night, and leaving it on the couch where I sit so I find it when I get out of bed.
September 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
One of these cats is bringing me a toy mouse every night, and leaving it on the couch where I sit so I find it when I get out of bed.
I swear to fuck I think my dog wants me to drink alcohol.
September 22, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I swear to fuck I think my dog wants me to drink alcohol.
They sell rendered duck fat at the store now. Should I mix it with very lean beef roasts in the grinder for ground beef? Like 85/15%?
September 20, 2026 at 5:17 AM
They sell rendered duck fat at the store now. Should I mix it with very lean beef roasts in the grinder for ground beef? Like 85/15%?
I have too many books, and now I can't choose what to read next! And then I bought two more this afternoon! Fuck! Shit!
September 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I have too many books, and now I can't choose what to read next! And then I bought two more this afternoon! Fuck! Shit!
Doing a quick inventory of the frozen on-sale meat I froze for this week's chili, and... you know I know you know I overdid it slightly. Should be enough meat for tacos and meat sauce and empanadas and a cottage pie as well as a huge Dutch oven of chili.
September 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Doing a quick inventory of the frozen on-sale meat I froze for this week's chili, and... you know I know you know I overdid it slightly. Should be enough meat for tacos and meat sauce and empanadas and a cottage pie as well as a huge Dutch oven of chili.
I did a lot of smart things and a lot of dumb things, and now the smart things have to save me from the shit the "president" did.
September 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I did a lot of smart things and a lot of dumb things, and now the smart things have to save me from the shit the "president" did.
Another storm coming our way... and we're almost out of meds for our doggo Maddie. This could be another very long night.
September 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Another storm coming our way... and we're almost out of meds for our doggo Maddie. This could be another very long night.
Happy Birthday to me, in a week and a half! Also, from Sesame Street!
September 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Happy Birthday to me, in a week and a half! Also, from Sesame Street!
I dunno, I thought I would write the heaviest metal song of all time. On a harmonica.
September 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I dunno, I thought I would write the heaviest metal song of all time. On a harmonica.
Got the extra-spicy Korean chicken wings today. Very nice.
September 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Got the extra-spicy Korean chicken wings today. Very nice.
I live in New Mexico, high desert. We're currently having a storm like it is Florida all over again. It is AMAZING and we always need all the rain we can get.
September 18, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I live in New Mexico, high desert. We're currently having a storm like it is Florida all over again. It is AMAZING and we always need all the rain we can get.
I guess finally this weekend in Joe's Chili Weekend. Grinding my own meat mix, making my own seasoning mix, a Hatch red chile base for the sauce.
September 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I guess finally this weekend in Joe's Chili Weekend. Grinding my own meat mix, making my own seasoning mix, a Hatch red chile base for the sauce.
All I want for my birthday this year is a meal involving soup, and possibly chicken wings, but 100% needs soup.
September 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
All I want for my birthday this year is a meal involving soup, and possibly chicken wings, but 100% needs soup.
I was just reminded that my goofball half-blind cat Pudge has nystagmus. She's not drunk, but she can't pass a field sobriety test either!
September 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I was just reminded that my goofball half-blind cat Pudge has nystagmus. She's not drunk, but she can't pass a field sobriety test either!
Two things I try to say out loud at least once a day:
No one can stop you!
Who can know? Nobody knows!
No one can stop you!
Who can know? Nobody knows!
September 17, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Two things I try to say out loud at least once a day:
No one can stop you!
Who can know? Nobody knows!
No one can stop you!
Who can know? Nobody knows!
Instead of spending money on stuff, I paid a bill. Everyone cheer for me in my hour of abject maturity.
September 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Instead of spending money on stuff, I paid a bill. Everyone cheer for me in my hour of abject maturity.
Today is the worst day, at least until tomorrow. Yippee. Me and my depression and my chronic pain and my hoard of Lego and guitars are going to do the best we can.
September 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Today is the worst day, at least until tomorrow. Yippee. Me and my depression and my chronic pain and my hoard of Lego and guitars are going to do the best we can.
I 100% support Jewish people against the rampant and escalating antisemitism spreading around the world. Period.
September 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I 100% support Jewish people against the rampant and escalating antisemitism spreading around the world. Period.
All the politics aside, it is kind of extremely sad how many people have made hating Jewish people and Israel their entire personality. They've even created an entire fantasy genocide to justify it, which is so many levels worse from a mental and emotional standpoint.
September 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
All the politics aside, it is kind of extremely sad how many people have made hating Jewish people and Israel their entire personality. They've even created an entire fantasy genocide to justify it, which is so many levels worse from a mental and emotional standpoint.