i miss what facebook was before it just became the place where i find out about all the terrible things that have happened to people i care about
October 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
i miss what facebook was before it just became the place where i find out about all the terrible things that have happened to people i care about
it's too bad our conversation ended so quickly because i really wanted to see how big i could make my name in my email signature before this lady stopped calling me mindy
October 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
it's too bad our conversation ended so quickly because i really wanted to see how big i could make my name in my email signature before this lady stopped calling me mindy
in my happy place (reorganizing my kitchen at 10pm because i bought a new shelf)
October 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
in my happy place (reorganizing my kitchen at 10pm because i bought a new shelf)
got new rain boots and they're Kate Approved™
October 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
got new rain boots and they're Kate Approved™
grieving the newest entry in my list of foods i'll never get to eat again: the BLVL cardamom bun
October 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
grieving the newest entry in my list of foods i'll never get to eat again: the BLVL cardamom bun
i miss my old doctor who was chill and nice but she retired and got replaced with a skinny lady who's younger than me and has decided i probably like three major health problems because i'm fat
October 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
i miss my old doctor who was chill and nice but she retired and got replaced with a skinny lady who's younger than me and has decided i probably like three major health problems because i'm fat
thinking about redoing my branding again even though i have 9000 other things i need to be doing because if there's one thing i love, it's self-sabotage
September 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
thinking about redoing my branding again even though i have 9000 other things i need to be doing because if there's one thing i love, it's self-sabotage
the first time i saw @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social speak i was 16 and having a bad time for Dying Mom reasons and i took a very blurry picture and the next time i saw him i was 34, less sad, and i took a better picture
September 27, 2026 at 9:46 PM
the first time i saw @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social speak i was 16 and having a bad time for Dying Mom reasons and i took a very blurry picture and the next time i saw him i was 34, less sad, and i took a better picture
love having a smart watch so i can see exactly how many calories i burned replacing all the christmas lights in my apartment (apparently 734)
September 26, 2026 at 8:29 PM
love having a smart watch so i can see exactly how many calories i burned replacing all the christmas lights in my apartment (apparently 734)
truly who could've predicted that tiktok's new trending audio would be erica western teleport
September 24, 2026 at 1:58 AM
truly who could've predicted that tiktok's new trending audio would be erica western teleport
we had a silly lighthearted debated about getting married and now my tiktok algorithm is waterboarding me with wedding content
September 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
we had a silly lighthearted debated about getting married and now my tiktok algorithm is waterboarding me with wedding content
big day out there for people who drive like assholes
September 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
big day out there for people who drive like assholes
it's officially fall because i've had my first hot morning coffee since april and i've received the "what do you want for christmas" text from my stepmother
September 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
it's officially fall because i've had my first hot morning coffee since april and i've received the "what do you want for christmas" text from my stepmother
living downtown is crazy because you hear a loud noise and think "huh, wonder what that was" and then 3 hours later you find out a car exploded 500ft from your house
September 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
living downtown is crazy because you hear a loud noise and think "huh, wonder what that was" and then 3 hours later you find out a car exploded 500ft from your house
every time i parallel park now i have the same feeling of shock and awe as a monkey watching a magic trick
September 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
every time i parallel park now i have the same feeling of shock and awe as a monkey watching a magic trick
yelling "that's a dead end street!" out my kitchen window at the couple arguing over whether or not that street leads back to their hotel, only so the woman knows she's right (it doesn't) and so the man knows everyone can hear him being loud, wrong, and an asshole
September 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
yelling "that's a dead end street!" out my kitchen window at the couple arguing over whether or not that street leads back to their hotel, only so the woman knows she's right (it doesn't) and so the man knows everyone can hear him being loud, wrong, and an asshole
we're back to working full fridays instead of half days, and it turns out those half days were some real load-bearing walls in the renovated house of my mental health
September 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
we're back to working full fridays instead of half days, and it turns out those half days were some real load-bearing walls in the renovated house of my mental health
was trying to figure out why all the pedestrians are next level fucking idiots today and then i drove over the bridge and saw *both* cruise ships
September 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
was trying to figure out why all the pedestrians are next level fucking idiots today and then i drove over the bridge and saw *both* cruise ships
great news guys it was only $5000
no yeah dude i love spending $6000 on my dog
September 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
great news guys it was only $5000
no yeah dude i love spending $6000 on my dog
September 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
no yeah dude i love spending $6000 on my dog
great news, my old college apartment is up for rent and it's only $1060 more than it was when i rented it in 2014
August 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
great news, my old college apartment is up for rent and it's only $1060 more than it was when i rented it in 2014
iggy was very good very best girl at the vet and now i can spend the rest of the day bringing my cortisol levels back to normal while she's zooted to the moon on drugs
wish i could convince my body that taking my dog to the vet is actually not a fight or flight situation
August 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
iggy was very good very best girl at the vet and now i can spend the rest of the day bringing my cortisol levels back to normal while she's zooted to the moon on drugs
wish i could convince my body that taking my dog to the vet is actually not a fight or flight situation
August 25, 2026 at 1:11 PM
wish i could convince my body that taking my dog to the vet is actually not a fight or flight situation
50 seats in this coffee shop and this man decides to pick the one next to me to sit and loudly watch a tv show on his phone
August 23, 2026 at 1:47 PM
50 seats in this coffee shop and this man decides to pick the one next to me to sit and loudly watch a tv show on his phone
don't worry about me and the giant iced latte i'm drinking from an old pickle jar, we're fine i'm FINE
August 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
don't worry about me and the giant iced latte i'm drinking from an old pickle jar, we're fine i'm FINE