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the theater kid worm in my brain is gnawing away at my frontal lobe
October 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
the theater kid worm in my brain is gnawing away at my frontal lobe
the pokerap but its the major generals song from pirates of penzance
October 5, 2026 at 4:56 AM
the pokerap but its the major generals song from pirates of penzance
this is a vibes based observation but like. its strange (but not really) how AI is getting less funny as it becomes more "advanced". like i remember when early AI would finish a sentence in the most absurd way and now it just provides the most common boring answer. is there a term for this
October 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
this is a vibes based observation but like. its strange (but not really) how AI is getting less funny as it becomes more "advanced". like i remember when early AI would finish a sentence in the most absurd way and now it just provides the most common boring answer. is there a term for this
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These days AI is the un-asked-for U2 album on your new iPhone, no matter what you think of it or if you are trying to avoid it it’s been put there and a politics of purity is just misrepresentation. The privilege of thinking one opts out when it is forced on min wage workers/job applicants.
October 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
These days AI is the un-asked-for U2 album on your new iPhone, no matter what you think of it or if you are trying to avoid it it’s been put there and a politics of purity is just misrepresentation. The privilege of thinking one opts out when it is forced on min wage workers/job applicants.
i only have 2 weeks left in my 20s somebody suggest some debauchery and tomfoolery for me to get into
October 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
i only have 2 weeks left in my 20s somebody suggest some debauchery and tomfoolery for me to get into
i love synthesizers and i always will but they are objectively the reddit of instruments
October 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
i love synthesizers and i always will but they are objectively the reddit of instruments
deeply tempted to sing north korean propaganda music during karaoke
October 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
deeply tempted to sing north korean propaganda music during karaoke
she freak on my micro til i arturia. wait no hold on. she. she freak on. wait just gimme a second
October 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
she freak on my micro til i arturia. wait no hold on. she. she freak on. wait just gimme a second
two roads diverged in a yellow wood (earnestly singing a song at karaoke or doing it in a funny voice for the bit)
October 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
two roads diverged in a yellow wood (earnestly singing a song at karaoke or doing it in a funny voice for the bit)
yall mind if a white girl gets a lil vulnerable and sensitive with it
October 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
yall mind if a white girl gets a lil vulnerable and sensitive with it
this is an alto safe space!! we love the divas that can hit the low notes!!
October 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
this is an alto safe space!! we love the divas that can hit the low notes!!
after you turn 23 you're just kinda in the soup until about 55-60 i think
October 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
after you turn 23 you're just kinda in the soup until about 55-60 i think
hey siri how can i harness the energy from my manic episode like a scream canister from monsters inc
October 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
hey siri how can i harness the energy from my manic episode like a scream canister from monsters inc
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The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
March 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
coffee shop is playing all my cringe favorites from 2010-2012 i feel seen but also attacked
October 2, 2026 at 12:32 PM
coffee shop is playing all my cringe favorites from 2010-2012 i feel seen but also attacked
i wish i could be a "never buy new clothes just go thrifting" girlie but i gotta say, when you are a size 18-20 and no thrift store in town has good enough professional clothing for you to wear to work sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
October 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
i wish i could be a "never buy new clothes just go thrifting" girlie but i gotta say, when you are a size 18-20 and no thrift store in town has good enough professional clothing for you to wear to work sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
the manic episode warning signs are happening but im ignoring them and walking to the fridge
October 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
the manic episode warning signs are happening but im ignoring them and walking to the fridge
i think my favorite part of the writing process is when i'm 1/3rd of the way in and i'm already sick of everything i've written so far and i end up deleting everything and walking to the fridge to sniff around for cheese
October 1, 2026 at 4:44 AM
i think my favorite part of the writing process is when i'm 1/3rd of the way in and i'm already sick of everything i've written so far and i end up deleting everything and walking to the fridge to sniff around for cheese
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using ai to buy records is so counter to the very nature of experiencing music and collecting, both of which feed off curiosity. this is just zombie consumption.
September 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
using ai to buy records is so counter to the very nature of experiencing music and collecting, both of which feed off curiosity. this is just zombie consumption.
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"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her."
www.thecut.com/article/what...
www.thecut.com/article/what...
What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
www.thecut.com
September 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her."
www.thecut.com/article/what...
www.thecut.com/article/what...
getting back into improv and being “lol random” as praxis against the algorithm
September 30, 2026 at 12:39 PM
getting back into improv and being “lol random” as praxis against the algorithm
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emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
September 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
bitches love my joie de vivre
September 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
bitches love my joie de vivre
hop up out the bed turn my swag on take a look in the mirror say You’ve Become Your Mother
September 29, 2026 at 3:37 PM
hop up out the bed turn my swag on take a look in the mirror say You’ve Become Your Mother
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Israel engaged in the demolition of a city with families still inside the buildings. Real life horror.
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
September 29, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Israel engaged in the demolition of a city with families still inside the buildings. Real life horror.