ZFP
@irasciblerascal.bsky.social
Former restaurateur and distiller, writer, cheese monger, whiskey and music enthusiast. Like Diogenes, I'm looking for a vintage punk rock girl.
I sometimes write satirical smut, found here: www.cunninglinguists.blog/
I sometimes write satirical smut, found here: www.cunninglinguists.blog/
Rare photo of Donald Rump getting breast-fed his daily dose of ego booster from Natalie Harp
September 23, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Trumps says arch will also be a submarine pen, and ballistic missile launcher...
September 20, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Trumps says arch will also be a submarine pen, and ballistic missile launcher...
Some days you write yourself into a corner and some days you write yourself out of a corner. It all balances out by the ~Fin~
#Booksky #thewriter'slife
#Booksky #thewriter'slife
September 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Some days you write yourself into a corner and some days you write yourself out of a corner. It all balances out by the ~Fin~
#Booksky #thewriter'slife
#Booksky #thewriter'slife
90 pages, 27k words, 4k in the past three days. I'm still in love with this story, and work is damn good.
Almost halfway finished and I dropped a query on an agency. May the gods of prose and publishing grace me with their favor.
#booksky #thewritinglife
Almost halfway finished and I dropped a query on an agency. May the gods of prose and publishing grace me with their favor.
#booksky #thewritinglife
September 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
90 pages, 27k words, 4k in the past three days. I'm still in love with this story, and work is damn good.
Almost halfway finished and I dropped a query on an agency. May the gods of prose and publishing grace me with their favor.
#booksky #thewritinglife
Almost halfway finished and I dropped a query on an agency. May the gods of prose and publishing grace me with their favor.
#booksky #thewritinglife
What it means to be a writer: Crafting a passionate & sexy sex scene at 5:58 a.m. when you aren't feeling particularly sexy, but needs must, and the book cannot proceed until every last drop of bodily fluid has been drained from your characters & now they need some leftover pad see ew. #booksky
September 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
What it means to be a writer: Crafting a passionate & sexy sex scene at 5:58 a.m. when you aren't feeling particularly sexy, but needs must, and the book cannot proceed until every last drop of bodily fluid has been drained from your characters & now they need some leftover pad see ew. #booksky
Over a thousand high-quality words laid down today, each of them hand-selected from the Emporium of Superlative Nomenclature and Idiom, and then honed to a razor edge.
These words cut.
#BookSky
These words cut.
#BookSky
August 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Over a thousand high-quality words laid down today, each of them hand-selected from the Emporium of Superlative Nomenclature and Idiom, and then honed to a razor edge.
These words cut.
#BookSky
These words cut.
#BookSky
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BREAKING NEWS: The Seattle City Council just passed legislation that will (eventually) ban landlords from charging pet rent. Congratulations to everyone, especially my dog Lou, seen here asking me to cover him again for the 72nd month in a row.
August 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
BREAKING NEWS: The Seattle City Council just passed legislation that will (eventually) ban landlords from charging pet rent. Congratulations to everyone, especially my dog Lou, seen here asking me to cover him again for the 72nd month in a row.
We've entered the paranoid dictator era. Taken at his own country club in Jersey.
August 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
We've entered the paranoid dictator era. Taken at his own country club in Jersey.
1.200 words today. Each one of them hand-selected for wholesomeness and flavor. Completely free-range and organic, free of growth hormones and genetic engineering. Gluten-free too.
Only 45k more to go.
#BookSky
Only 45k more to go.
#BookSky
August 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
1.200 words today. Each one of them hand-selected for wholesomeness and flavor. Completely free-range and organic, free of growth hormones and genetic engineering. Gluten-free too.
Only 45k more to go.
#BookSky
Only 45k more to go.
#BookSky
Unpluggedness intensifies.
July 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Unpluggedness intensifies.
Sometimes you have to unplug.
July 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Sometimes you have to unplug.
Why doesn't Rump just tariff the smoke?
July 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The Reflecting Pool is now a shade of Confederate Gray. Coincidence? I think not.
July 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The Reflecting Pool is now a shade of Confederate Gray. Coincidence? I think not.
I’m going to bed at a reasonable hour so I can get up early and write. 500 words today, even though I had to work. Tomorrow is my weekend, 1,000 words is the goal. Goodnight.
July 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I’m going to bed at a reasonable hour so I can get up early and write. 500 words today, even though I had to work. Tomorrow is my weekend, 1,000 words is the goal. Goodnight.
Rest in Piss, Lindsey Graham
July 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Rest in Piss, Lindsey Graham
We have entered the Spaceballs portion of reality.
July 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
We have entered the Spaceballs portion of reality.
I've been cranking up my weather machine in DC. So far, so good.
July 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I've been cranking up my weather machine in DC. So far, so good.
Neil Diamond has some 'splainin to do.
July 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Neil Diamond has some 'splainin to do.
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People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.
June 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.