Matt
@irregularmatt.bsky.social
politically left, culturally goth, aesthetically normie
getting all the blue MAGA types good and fired up by posting “Well they’re called Rage Against the Machine, not Pee Pee Poo Poo Goo Goo Ga Ga Against the Machine so I should have known!”
October 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
getting all the blue MAGA types good and fired up by posting “Well they’re called Rage Against the Machine, not Pee Pee Poo Poo Goo Goo Ga Ga Against the Machine so I should have known!”
“an economics degree” like Trump and every other asshole doesn’t have the same
October 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
“an economics degree” like Trump and every other asshole doesn’t have the same
I’m not even sure this is my answer but my mind went immediately to “this is Jaaack Nicholson”
October 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I’m not even sure this is my answer but my mind went immediately to “this is Jaaack Nicholson”
just now learning Monica and Ross from Friends had a third sibling and apparently he’s a big time rapist guy? not looking into this any further
October 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
just now learning Monica and Ross from Friends had a third sibling and apparently he’s a big time rapist guy? not looking into this any further
making up for missing Cold Waves last week, time to get all horned up at Boy Harsher
October 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
making up for missing Cold Waves last week, time to get all horned up at Boy Harsher
still processing Digger but I have a bad feeling it’s going to get more attention for Tom Cruise’s what-if-George-Carlin-was-an-oilman rant than for anything else
October 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
still processing Digger but I have a bad feeling it’s going to get more attention for Tom Cruise’s what-if-George-Carlin-was-an-oilman rant than for anything else
when Bokeem asked the dopey cop the name of the show and he answered “How to Catch a Predator” he instantly became a stand-in for a whole type of guy that I love to hate, the movie knew exactly what it was doing
October 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
when Bokeem asked the dopey cop the name of the show and he answered “How to Catch a Predator” he instantly became a stand-in for a whole type of guy that I love to hate, the movie knew exactly what it was doing
lot of talk about Phoebe Bridgers in a NIN shirt in Primetime, much less talk about Phoebe Bridgers in a Prong shirt in Primetime, in any case I would just like to say: yes
October 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
lot of talk about Phoebe Bridgers in a NIN shirt in Primetime, much less talk about Phoebe Bridgers in a Prong shirt in Primetime, in any case I would just like to say: yes
just had “Wither Blister Jordan Peele” pop into my head and I don’t know what to do with it
September 28, 2026 at 8:57 PM
just had “Wither Blister Jordan Peele” pop into my head and I don’t know what to do with it
writing “moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment” on my rent check and seeing what that gets me
uh, let me be clear, *most unclear and wishy-washy drivel conceivable*
September 26, 2026 at 7:15 AM
writing “moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment” on my rent check and seeing what that gets me
why is a post about a gnarly fart giving me Cold Waves fomo
Somebody ripped a fart so heinous at Cold Waves that a 500 person room smelled it all at once and now the whole merch line is talking about it
September 26, 2026 at 5:20 AM
why is a post about a gnarly fart giving me Cold Waves fomo
if I ran Bandcamp my first act would be to ban labels from charging goofy prices like $13 for a 5-track digital EP
September 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
if I ran Bandcamp my first act would be to ban labels from charging goofy prices like $13 for a 5-track digital EP
my junior year US history teacher (Jesuit priest) had a copy and played it for us the last day of the semester
September 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
my junior year US history teacher (Jesuit priest) had a copy and played it for us the last day of the semester
now that’s what I call class action!
September 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
now that’s what I call class action!
art is subjective etc. but Twin Peaks below Louie, like what the fuck are we even doing here
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
September 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
art is subjective etc. but Twin Peaks below Louie, like what the fuck are we even doing here
whole-ass Madden trailer and I didn’t hear him say “boom” once, that’s just bad marketing
September 24, 2026 at 10:14 PM
whole-ass Madden trailer and I didn’t hear him say “boom” once, that’s just bad marketing
it’s so crazy how you can just watch Barbarian again, like whenever you want, like you can go see Resident Evil and then be like oh wow damn I’m watching Barbarian again
September 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
it’s so crazy how you can just watch Barbarian again, like whenever you want, like you can go see Resident Evil and then be like oh wow damn I’m watching Barbarian again
Me, a relatively normal human being, hearing about a new snack food:
Okay hold up, is it poppable? Okay but for real, don’t fuckin play with me…is it craveable? No fuckin way bro it’s craveable!?!
Okay hold up, is it poppable? Okay but for real, don’t fuckin play with me…is it craveable? No fuckin way bro it’s craveable!?!
September 24, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Me, a relatively normal human being, hearing about a new snack food:
Okay hold up, is it poppable? Okay but for real, don’t fuckin play with me…is it craveable? No fuckin way bro it’s craveable!?!
Okay hold up, is it poppable? Okay but for real, don’t fuckin play with me…is it craveable? No fuckin way bro it’s craveable!?!
confirmed for myself tonight where my allyship begins and ends and it begins at trivia night at a gay bar and it ends at jockstrap night at a gay bar
September 24, 2026 at 4:13 AM
confirmed for myself tonight where my allyship begins and ends and it begins at trivia night at a gay bar and it ends at jockstrap night at a gay bar
bus driver thought he was driving a different route and everybody yelled at him
September 23, 2026 at 7:49 PM
bus driver thought he was driving a different route and everybody yelled at him
just because you’re on bluesky doesn’t mean you have to be like this
September 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
just because you’re on bluesky doesn’t mean you have to be like this
sleeping in a tent outside the Dark Matter box and every time the cops tell me to move I scream at them I have to be here a Jennifer Connelly might come out
September 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
sleeping in a tent outside the Dark Matter box and every time the cops tell me to move I scream at them I have to be here a Jennifer Connelly might come out
here’s my review of new iPhone: its a iPhone
September 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
here’s my review of new iPhone: its a iPhone
