Splotchy
@isplotchy.com
Six foot tall biped, largely sedentary
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Let’s get three syllable Wednesday going in the chat
September 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Let’s get three syllable Wednesday going in the chat
Is this the current punctuation!
August 31, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Is this the current punctuation!
The bride wore safety orange / The groom wore a high-viz vest / They invited no one / Couldn’t care less about the rest
August 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The bride wore safety orange / The groom wore a high-viz vest / They invited no one / Couldn’t care less about the rest
🎵 he’s the one they call dr feelbad / he’s the one that makes you feel not good
August 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
🎵 he’s the one they call dr feelbad / he’s the one that makes you feel not good
The tense scene in GoodFellas, but Joe Pesci keeps asking what’s so funny about peace, love, and understanding
July 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The tense scene in GoodFellas, but Joe Pesci keeps asking what’s so funny about peace, love, and understanding
An infinite loop of Captain America “I understood that reference” GIFs referring to the immediately prior GIF. How does the loop start? Why with a GIF reply to this post, dear child. Uhhhhh SHOW ME THE MONEY!
July 20, 2026 at 2:12 PM
An infinite loop of Captain America “I understood that reference” GIFs referring to the immediately prior GIF. How does the loop start? Why with a GIF reply to this post, dear child. Uhhhhh SHOW ME THE MONEY!
This is late notice, but the PA in the grocery store last night played the theme song from the sitcom Taxi
July 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This is late notice, but the PA in the grocery store last night played the theme song from the sitcom Taxi
@mskellymhayes.bsky.social You have comments turned off for your platner thoughts but I just wanted to tell you I very much appreciated them. Thanks.
July 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
@mskellymhayes.bsky.social You have comments turned off for your platner thoughts but I just wanted to tell you I very much appreciated them. Thanks.
I don't know if we deserve to survive as a species
July 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I don't know if we deserve to survive as a species
We’ve hidden Ed Sheeran in this Colchester couple’s nappy bin. With the next disposal of the fetid droppings of their toddler Nigel, they’ll be treated to the intimate concert of their lifetime.
June 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
We’ve hidden Ed Sheeran in this Colchester couple’s nappy bin. With the next disposal of the fetid droppings of their toddler Nigel, they’ll be treated to the intimate concert of their lifetime.
[Brother Mouzone]: 4mm granulated bitumen roofing torch down roofing system
June 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
[Brother Mouzone]: 4mm granulated bitumen roofing torch down roofing system
I don’t think this is happening. 😔
June 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I don’t think this is happening. 😔
5th article posted on LinkedIn. Thank you Michael Shannon ❤️
June 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
5th article posted on LinkedIn. Thank you Michael Shannon ❤️
Only a handful of people bought Velvet Underground records when they came out, but every one of those people went on to be cast in Avengers Doomsday
May 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Only a handful of people bought Velvet Underground records when they came out, but every one of those people went on to be cast in Avengers Doomsday
The Traveling Willscaries😨
May 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The Traveling Willscaries😨
David Cronenberg driving a puke-colored VW Microbus
May 26, 2026 at 4:21 PM
David Cronenberg driving a puke-colored VW Microbus
I am a shithead for the countyyy - "Wichita Shithead"
May 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I am a shithead for the countyyy - "Wichita Shithead"
On no the places you’ll go
May 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
On no the places you’ll go
Uh oh “Games Without Frontiers” on the P.A. at the grocery store
May 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Uh oh “Games Without Frontiers” on the P.A. at the grocery store
There’s ice in the rain
Hail in the snow
Plastic flowers in the plants we grow
Hail in the snow
Plastic flowers in the plants we grow
April 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
There’s ice in the rain
Hail in the snow
Plastic flowers in the plants we grow
Hail in the snow
Plastic flowers in the plants we grow
A heated four-hour argument at the late 60s Grateful Dead compound on whether it should be Truckin’ or Trucking
April 25, 2026 at 12:30 AM
A heated four-hour argument at the late 60s Grateful Dead compound on whether it should be Truckin’ or Trucking