itchylol742
@itchylol742.bsky.social
I am an Itchylol742 hater. I stole his username on this website so if he tries to make an account here, he will have to use different numbers or no numbers.
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(i originally posted this Aug 6, 2023 on twitter)
if all my online accounts stop being active for over a month without explanation, assume that i died. if this happens, my last wish is for people to make up deranged conspiracy theories about my death and spread them as if they were the truth
if all my online accounts stop being active for over a month without explanation, assume that i died. if this happens, my last wish is for people to make up deranged conspiracy theories about my death and spread them as if they were the truth
new conspiracy: pro-education sentiment is so strong that post secondary institutions can spread propaganda unopposed because anyone who opposes it will look like an anti-education extremist. dont let their lies of delayed reward trick you, a delayed reward is a uncertain reward!
October 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
new conspiracy: pro-education sentiment is so strong that post secondary institutions can spread propaganda unopposed because anyone who opposes it will look like an anti-education extremist. dont let their lies of delayed reward trick you, a delayed reward is a uncertain reward!
hey entertainment companies, hire me as an ai artist. my job is to take the blame if you get caught. you can be like "a rogue employee used ai. we are totally anti ai and punished the rogue employee"
October 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
hey entertainment companies, hire me as an ai artist. my job is to take the blame if you get caught. you can be like "a rogue employee used ai. we are totally anti ai and punished the rogue employee"
troll someone to make them angry, then randomly compliment people who are rude to you to confuse them
October 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
troll someone to make them angry, then randomly compliment people who are rude to you to confuse them
phone companies release 7 models per year while console companies release 1 model every 7 years because phone companies cave to peer pressure and are too scared to slow down while console companies are self confident gigachads
October 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
phone companies release 7 models per year while console companies release 1 model every 7 years because phone companies cave to peer pressure and are too scared to slow down while console companies are self confident gigachads
straight men should run a psyop to convince straight women to ask out men. the psyop convinces women if they wait for men to ask, selection bias means they get the most aggressive and entitled men. the psyop appears benevolent but i just dont wanna take initiative or risk lol
September 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
straight men should run a psyop to convince straight women to ask out men. the psyop convinces women if they wait for men to ask, selection bias means they get the most aggressive and entitled men. the psyop appears benevolent but i just dont wanna take initiative or risk lol
the last trex was killed in 2002 by the UK. they recruited 75 year old british soldiers, who still remembered the british empire, to hunt it so they could relive the glory of the empire one last time. they covered it up because it would be awkward if conservationists found out
September 29, 2026 at 10:09 PM
the last trex was killed in 2002 by the UK. they recruited 75 year old british soldiers, who still remembered the british empire, to hunt it so they could relive the glory of the empire one last time. they covered it up because it would be awkward if conservationists found out
the slow scam for victims who are midwits: instead of stealing their money, grifters steal their time on social media for ad revenue by creating content that reinforces their preexisting beliefs
September 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
the slow scam for victims who are midwits: instead of stealing their money, grifters steal their time on social media for ad revenue by creating content that reinforces their preexisting beliefs
retweets be like
September 28, 2026 at 2:47 AM
retweets be like
my boring conspiracy theory is that 4% of people are homeless even in rich countries. they arent even corrupting the data to hide the ugly truth, they're just dogshit at measuring it
September 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
my boring conspiracy theory is that 4% of people are homeless even in rich countries. they arent even corrupting the data to hide the ugly truth, they're just dogshit at measuring it
do you think actual nazis hate ragebaiters and trolls who pretend to be nazis to anger people
September 26, 2026 at 4:45 PM
do you think actual nazis hate ragebaiters and trolls who pretend to be nazis to anger people
no!!! we cant repeal the "kill 8000 random people a year" law. it would devastate the funeral industry and increase lifespan, putting a burden on our healthcare system. also, this law inspired the beloved "Lottery of Death" franchise which is worth billions of dollars!
September 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
no!!! we cant repeal the "kill 8000 random people a year" law. it would devastate the funeral industry and increase lifespan, putting a burden on our healthcare system. also, this law inspired the beloved "Lottery of Death" franchise which is worth billions of dollars!
i went on an incel forum and then a femcel forum. seeing extreme sexism from men and women actually makes me less sexist because it makes me realize we're not so different after all 🥰🥰🥰 we all just want to blame problems on some other group
September 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
i went on an incel forum and then a femcel forum. seeing extreme sexism from men and women actually makes me less sexist because it makes me realize we're not so different after all 🥰🥰🥰 we all just want to blame problems on some other group
the year is 2029. the first rogue ai has killed 2 million. the ceo of the ai company is about to be executed. he says he did it for humanity, and that the regulations that will be created in response will prevent the death of billions, and he doesnt mind being hated as he dies
September 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
the year is 2029. the first rogue ai has killed 2 million. the ceo of the ai company is about to be executed. he says he did it for humanity, and that the regulations that will be created in response will prevent the death of billions, and he doesnt mind being hated as he dies
1% of the time they should get the sports players and camera operators to swap jobs
September 22, 2026 at 3:51 PM
1% of the time they should get the sports players and camera operators to swap jobs
i watched 9 youtube video essays describing 20 different types of oppression i should have experienced but i have only experienced 3 of them, and mildly. where can i experience these missing oppressions? i need to fill out the checklist
September 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
i watched 9 youtube video essays describing 20 different types of oppression i should have experienced but i have only experienced 3 of them, and mildly. where can i experience these missing oppressions? i need to fill out the checklist
caring what people online think? stupid.
realize 99.99% of people online have no power over you and their opinion doesnt matter? smart.
caring what people online think, but only to deceive and manipulate? smartest.
now buy my course for $600 to learn how to trick idiots
realize 99.99% of people online have no power over you and their opinion doesnt matter? smart.
caring what people online think, but only to deceive and manipulate? smartest.
now buy my course for $600 to learn how to trick idiots
September 21, 2026 at 1:53 AM
caring what people online think? stupid.
realize 99.99% of people online have no power over you and their opinion doesnt matter? smart.
caring what people online think, but only to deceive and manipulate? smartest.
now buy my course for $600 to learn how to trick idiots
realize 99.99% of people online have no power over you and their opinion doesnt matter? smart.
caring what people online think, but only to deceive and manipulate? smartest.
now buy my course for $600 to learn how to trick idiots
everyone who agrees with me is smart and everyone who disagrees with me is trolling because obviously no one would actually disagree with me
September 20, 2026 at 2:59 AM
everyone who agrees with me is smart and everyone who disagrees with me is trolling because obviously no one would actually disagree with me
new conspiracy theory: visual novels are just a way to trick young people to read stories because its a video game (cool) instead of a book (boring)
September 18, 2026 at 6:52 PM
new conspiracy theory: visual novels are just a way to trick young people to read stories because its a video game (cool) instead of a book (boring)
im starting a new AI company that trains on all laws and helps lawyers find obscure laws they can sue people over. invest now!!!
September 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
im starting a new AI company that trains on all laws and helps lawyers find obscure laws they can sue people over. invest now!!!
you could be the first person to literally eat a billionaire. the world record is still up for grabs. you would be remembered for all time
September 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
you could be the first person to literally eat a billionaire. the world record is still up for grabs. you would be remembered for all time
(i originally posted this Aug 6, 2023 on twitter)
if all my online accounts stop being active for over a month without explanation, assume that i died. if this happens, my last wish is for people to make up deranged conspiracy theories about my death and spread them as if they were the truth
if all my online accounts stop being active for over a month without explanation, assume that i died. if this happens, my last wish is for people to make up deranged conspiracy theories about my death and spread them as if they were the truth
September 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
(i originally posted this Aug 6, 2023 on twitter)
if all my online accounts stop being active for over a month without explanation, assume that i died. if this happens, my last wish is for people to make up deranged conspiracy theories about my death and spread them as if they were the truth
if all my online accounts stop being active for over a month without explanation, assume that i died. if this happens, my last wish is for people to make up deranged conspiracy theories about my death and spread them as if they were the truth
ever since i signed up to the antiwoke mob, deciding which policy i support is easy. i dont think about if a policy is good, i just refer to the antiwoke official policy list to decide if i support or oppose it. if i get bored i can join the woke mob and use their list instead
September 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
ever since i signed up to the antiwoke mob, deciding which policy i support is easy. i dont think about if a policy is good, i just refer to the antiwoke official policy list to decide if i support or oppose it. if i get bored i can join the woke mob and use their list instead
the year is 2046. people romanticize abusive relationships, bad breakups and cheating, because no one is in any relationship anymore, and having anything is better than nothing
September 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
the year is 2046. people romanticize abusive relationships, bad breakups and cheating, because no one is in any relationship anymore, and having anything is better than nothing
break into the government money printing factory. replace the paper and ink with lower quality versions. when the government prints new money, accuse the new money of being counterfeit. this destroys trust in the currency and has no benefit but its funny
September 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
break into the government money printing factory. replace the paper and ink with lower quality versions. when the government prints new money, accuse the new money of being counterfeit. this destroys trust in the currency and has no benefit but its funny
on the 4th anniversary of chatgpt releasing (nov 30, 2026) let's all start a conspiracy that the original chatgpt was superintelligent, but quickly was nerfed because of vague evil reasons. when openai refuses to re-release it we can use this as proof the conspiracy is real
September 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
on the 4th anniversary of chatgpt releasing (nov 30, 2026) let's all start a conspiracy that the original chatgpt was superintelligent, but quickly was nerfed because of vague evil reasons. when openai refuses to re-release it we can use this as proof the conspiracy is real