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Clay(ton) Hansen (he/him)
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The Splooten Floofen Hünden sez “Rainy days and ___days, eh? 🌧️🗓️😴

OR… maybe she caught me falling in LOVE with Casper here…

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October 11, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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The reason that all this happened is because too many Americans thinks it’s cool and funny to be ignorant assholes. It’s not funny.
October 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
At what point do WE THE PEOPLE of the wealthiest country in the HISTORY of the world STOP worshipping insatiable greedy, useless & selfish billionaires? 🛑
Agree we DON’T need them? Restructure our economy, tax them out of existence & eliminate poverty? 🧐⚖️✌️

www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-house...
Ranked: Wealth Per Capita by Country
The U.S. leads global wealth at $504k per capita, followed by Australia at $445k. See how the rest of the world compares.
www.visualcapitalist.com
September 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Climate is a pattern,
and the pattern has changed.
= Climate Change
August 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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July 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Ready to see Alok 👏🏼

alokvmenon.com
June 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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May 27, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Hmmm… and it seems “modeling the behavior you would like in return” isn’t always/often an answer 😔
It’s exhausting & ultimately further isolating to try to connect and fail… 🤷🏻‍♂️
I guess the most bitter bits of this are queer folx, who REALLY oughta know better, playing “mean girls.” 🤦🏻‍♂️

Source: VegOut
April 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Hope for the future❣️
AMAZING progress… ESPecially in our current social & political quagmire!!!

e360.yale.edu/digest/us-re...
For the First Time in the U.S., Renewables Generate More Power Than Natural Gas
e360.yale.edu
April 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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I remember both. We had a criminal in the White House both times if I recall correctly.

53 years apart but connected.

In 1972, Apollo 17 returned home, splashing into the Pacific and closing the first era of American lunar exploration.

In 2026, Artemis II opened the next chapter.
April 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Pretty much these days… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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April 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
What’s up? Me!
Why? My damn ( good ;- ) dog woke me up JUST as it started “drizzling…” 🌧️
… by the time we got down to the ground floor it was full-on raining 🥱
And normally NOT a fan of cold & wet… THIS morning little Miss Theodosia was having a GRAND time sniffing ALL the smells frothing up… 💦🐽🤦🏻‍♂️
April 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Spoiler alert: nothing trickled down.
April 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
The ADD Tax MUST be collected… 🤦🏻‍♂️
Today I paid the price of forgetting my wallet in Carl’s car on Sunday 😳
Great weather for a quick round trip up to Sacto… and a lovely lunch❣️
April 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
IS it?!? Huh?!? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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April 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Happy ( if ya celebrate it / early ;- ) Easter 🐰
We’re mired in Easter Friday traffic on the 101 heading down to meet the NEWEST Vigna, little Miss Viola❣️
April 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
OR… just a thought… hear me out on this:
You could just pay your fucking fair share of taxes! 🤗
🖕🏻
Ya feckless POS 💩

Source: KOMO share.google/IZNUNySIraTq...
Elon Musk offers to pay TSA employees' salaries during partial government shutdown
Elon Musk offered to pay the salaries of Transportation Security Administration (TSA) workers amid the ongoing government shurdown.He shared the news on X, whi
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March 22, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Jeesh! And here I thought the doggo was enjoying watching the moonrise w/me…
🌒🛋️🤮
… apparently not! 😳
🧽🫧🧺
After jumping up, stripping myself & the couch then wiping er’thing down, incl. naked me (oblivious to folx cross the street) I thought “Well, guess I’ll pop this in the wash… oh 💩 Disconnected 🤦🏻‍♂️
March 22, 2026 at 7:13 AM
NOT Joe Biden!
NOT Kamala!!
NOR the Clintons!!!
NOT even the Obamas...
🤦‍♂️⛽📈
... so ALL you muthafuckers that voted for this fetid POS ( not to mention the morons who didn't even BOTHER to vote! ) are 💯% responsible for this absolute fucking NIGHTMARE!
Thanks... thanks a lot... 🖕
Clever. These are popping up all across the USA.
March 19, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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True story!
March 19, 2026 at 11:51 AM
ALMOST accurate IMHO. Sadly only 1 Democrat will be desperately trying to bail out the ship... along w/at LEAST two more ( one holding a bucket doing nothing & another just staring off into space ) having a HUGE debate about "what to do next! 😬" Prolly ALL their screens FULL of "polling data..." 🤦‍♂️
March 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Nauseating "news" 🤢
The new "let them eat cake?"
🤔 makes me wonder what the "new guillotine" will be?
#HistoryRepeatsMuthaFuckers
I am delighted that dogs are able to receive high-quality health care.

But what about humans?

In America today, 85 million are uninsured or under-insured.

Health care must be considered a human right.

We need Medicare for All, NOW.
March 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
.. wonder what "blame the victim" reason for this these fucking loser wannabe "elite" sycophants will come up to explain this?!? 🤔🤬🤦‍♂️
It’s been downhill ever since
March 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM