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Reclaiming EM dashes from the slop machine one post at a time .
This coming from the same party who keeps arguing that every cop that murders an innocent person or abuses their wife is just a bad apple and not a sign of a systemic problem?

Yes I know that both do it, but the Rs are far more ready and do it more often.
New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:
Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem
A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.
www.thehandbasket.co
September 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Brad and I are celebrating our 18th wedding anniversary today, September 14, 2026, in New York City. Brad and I were married on Sept 14, 2008, at the Democracy Forum of the Japanese American National Museum in Los Angeles.
September 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hahahhahahahahahaha tell me you know nothing of the gay rights movement while using a LOT more characters.

Pride was a riot. Harvey Milk was assassinated.

In history, no group has been simply granted a rights win, it had to be taken.
The gay rights message was: "Look, we're just regular people who want to love who we love. What's so wrong with that?"

The trans rights message is: "Support us or go fuck yourself you bigoted asshole."

Guess which one is more persuasive.
They apparently took all of the wrong lessons from the wildly successful gay rights movement, choosing to be as alienating as possible. I won't be surprised if it ends up like abortion and 20 years from now public opinion is effectively frozen on the issue somewhere around 50/50.
September 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I'm of the opinion that every publicly accessible restroom, regardless of assigned gender access, should have the following addition amenities:

A sharps container

Condom dispenser

Menstrual Products Dispenser

Sanitary disposal container for menstrual products
September 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Your honor, his arm was mostly detached, not fully amputated.
This airline rules so hard
September 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The cake artists right before I shove their cupcakes down my throat.
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
September 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I wasn't able to get any work done today

What's that? The LLM models were down?

No that's not why. I was still affected by the ongoing exchange and sharepoint online incidents as well as other m365/entra issues.
September 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
You know, her father was a self-employed small business owner at the time. They likely were not able to access the kinds of care needed to handle—checks notes—Hodgkin's Lymphoma in 1975-76. And as for her mother, I can almost guarantee lost access to health care played a part in her passing.
these people booing sound like literal sheep as Darline Graham criticizes Dr. Annie Andrews for supporting "government-run healthcare" before bragging of her parents that "if they were sick, they had to get up and go to work...my mother passed away when I was 11 and my father just over a year later"
August 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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these people booing sound like literal sheep as Darline Graham criticizes Dr. Annie Andrews for supporting "government-run healthcare" before bragging of her parents that "if they were sick, they had to get up and go to work...my mother passed away when I was 11 and my father just over a year later"
August 26, 2026 at 4:31 AM
@tomscott.com you will absolutely get YouTube comments about this when Ep 23 goes live on YT but that "basically a gaming console" is a Steam Deck and its been wonderful for all sorts of research projects and other uses.

I use mine as a mobile network pentest suite among other things
August 24, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Hey Twitch? Maybe, just a thought here, if you want streamers to come to your hellscape of a convention at which streamers routinely get assaulted, injured and stalked, make it so they don't need a payment plan for the privilege.
August 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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August 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Autism caused > 1 Telescope

Therefore Vaccines cause Asteriods
August 22, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you
August 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I don't. Mine is related to people who have had thier immune systems try to kill them.
“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”

Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.

Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
August 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Hey map nerds. Please choose better colors.

In this map the primary issue is "Lean D" is far too close to "no election"—the background color—for people who are colorblind to be able to easily digest the information. I would suggest texturing the no election states with hash marks or something.
nate silver’s senate forecast dropped

peep Texas!
August 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I hope Joe outlives this parasite. If only out of spite.

I want President Biden to live long enough to show one last once of class and issue a statement of condolences to the family when Trump dies. Just one last statement to remind the US how a statesperson should act.
When the Big Beautiful Obituary happens and there's party across the land, the GOP will try to shame us.

Talk to the hand. ✋
August 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Before the tariffs, I could get a burrito for less than 10 bucks from my local Spanish food shop and grocery store.

After the Cyclosploria outbreak, I can't even get a burrito for less than 15, and I'm rolling the dice on whether or not it's going to stay in my stomach or fly out the other end.
i find that burritos are cheaper in mexican communities, particularly ones with large immigrant populations. if you lower tariffs on the inputs — such as rice, tomatoes, and avocado — and allow mexican immigrants to own and run their own businesses here, seems like you can get pretty cheap burritos
for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
August 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
My taxes pay for a social security system it is rapidly looking like I will never be able to draw on. My taxes pay for M1 Abrams I will never be able to drive. They pay the salaries of congressional representatives that don't even give me the time of day.

I would prefer a grocery store.
August 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
It'll also be a very good thing to remind the Democratic Party why it is so often said that the southern black vote is the base of the party.

Governor's mansions and state senate seats across the south are also up for grabs if this momentum continues.
STAY TUNED ON THIS

Republicans may have poked the bear.

They used gerrymandering to weaken Black voting power. Instead, new data suggests they helped drive higher Black voter turnout across parts of the South.

1/2
August 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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The AI overlords can pry the em dash from my cold dead hands—I’m not giving it up!
More Typos, Fewer Em Dashes: Writers Are Creating an Anti-AI ‘Literary Counterculture’

Novelists, journalists, and power LinkedIn posters are embracing first-person narratives and idiosyncrasies to avoid being mistaken for chatbots.
www.wired.com/story/more-t...
More Typos, Fewer Em Dashes: Writers Are Creating an Anti-AI ‘Literary Counterculture’
Novelists, journalists, and power LinkedIn posters are embracing first-person narratives and idiosyncrasies to avoid being mistaken for chat bots.
www.wired.com
August 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Tell me you understand nothing about data centers and the IT industry without telling me that.

Data centers create maybe 10 local jobs. Construction is a travelling contract crew, most systems management is remote, the HVAC and technical stuff is also traveling contractors. Help desk is offshore
Hassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."
July 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Hassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."
July 31, 2026 at 1:04 PM
We have lost to the concept of arson, time to burn down New York.
It is putting it mildly to describe these people as a death cult.
July 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Their writers are welcome to swap heads with me for a week and figure out.
“While traits of ADHD undeniably exist – the question is why they exist. Is ADHD actually a neurodevelopmental disorder? Do people with ADHD have differently wired brains? Or does our world – with…processed food, and regimented education – serve as the catalyst for certain…patterns of behaviour?”
July 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM