itsliterallyt0m
@itsliterallyagay.bsky.social
Fag. Academic. Healthcare worker. Shit poster.
Something about “digging” used as fucking is gross. Like what are we digging for?
Shit??????
Shit??????
September 28, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Something about “digging” used as fucking is gross. Like what are we digging for?
Shit??????
Shit??????
I love that my chat bubbles are this and I think I should be allowed to do this everywhere
September 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I love that my chat bubbles are this and I think I should be allowed to do this everywhere
Honestly, I have a hard time seeing Brittney Spears… ever… because they spiritually sacrificed that woman’s life on the alter of capitalism. She’s a reminder that there are still Faustian bargains in this world.
September 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Honestly, I have a hard time seeing Brittney Spears… ever… because they spiritually sacrificed that woman’s life on the alter of capitalism. She’s a reminder that there are still Faustian bargains in this world.
Girl when did @britneysspear.bsky.social go on Oprah?
September 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Girl when did @britneysspear.bsky.social go on Oprah?
Shania Twain said “Who’s bed have your boots been under?” because she wanted the juicy details from her nesting partner’s hot hook up. That’s why she swapped husband’s with her producer’s wife. #shaniatwain
September 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Shania Twain said “Who’s bed have your boots been under?” because she wanted the juicy details from her nesting partner’s hot hook up. That’s why she swapped husband’s with her producer’s wife. #shaniatwain
Hoes will literally be like “why are you nervous?”
Girl, I’m alive and my eyes mostly work.
Girl, I’m alive and my eyes mostly work.
September 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Hoes will literally be like “why are you nervous?”
Girl, I’m alive and my eyes mostly work.
Girl, I’m alive and my eyes mostly work.
“You wouldn’t steal a car.”
Bitch, I will steal a country. Get out of my face.
Bitch, I will steal a country. Get out of my face.
September 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
“You wouldn’t steal a car.”
Bitch, I will steal a country. Get out of my face.
Bitch, I will steal a country. Get out of my face.
I need the LTE cell service holes to be patched, or at least connect at two bars.
September 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I need the LTE cell service holes to be patched, or at least connect at two bars.
Penis envy being a common trait among cis men and trans men is so funny.
September 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Penis envy being a common trait among cis men and trans men is so funny.
Guys are so hot
September 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Guys are so hot
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Sometimes I feel like Sisyphus complaining their boulder is poorly made
September 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Sometimes I feel like Sisyphus complaining their boulder is poorly made
What the fuck
September 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
What the fuck
What if I got hit by a car but I did a crazy flip and disintegrated into dust when I stuck the landing?
September 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
What if I got hit by a car but I did a crazy flip and disintegrated into dust when I stuck the landing?
“Where the fuck is Mitch McConnell?” @trixiemattel.bsky.social
September 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
“Where the fuck is Mitch McConnell?” @trixiemattel.bsky.social
I woke up skinny today
September 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I woke up skinny today
Girl what the fuck
September 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Girl what the fuck
Dr. Girlie Pop
September 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Dr. Girlie Pop
I hate that my brain randomly generates a whole ass song of a random genre. Like, no I cannot rap those words, but I guess I’ll write them down and sell them.
September 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I hate that my brain randomly generates a whole ass song of a random genre. Like, no I cannot rap those words, but I guess I’ll write them down and sell them.
My only excuse for my behavior is the multiple TBIs.
September 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
My only excuse for my behavior is the multiple TBIs.
September 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Saw this. Thought of @britneysspear.bsky.social
September 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Saw this. Thought of @britneysspear.bsky.social
Girl, that’s not my picture. At me if you’re gonna post the interview.
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/
September 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Girl, that’s not my picture. At me if you’re gonna post the interview.
I need a physical hobby. Like, building shit. Gardening is fun, but what if I made a wall of basil that auto waters itself with solar energy and rainwater????
September 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I need a physical hobby. Like, building shit. Gardening is fun, but what if I made a wall of basil that auto waters itself with solar energy and rainwater????